Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Look ım from overseas and we have our own problems but what the hell is wrong with US food industry, how did you guys make your food look like a chemical list of a decommissioned USSR submarine? Did kikes take over your entire food industry to poison the goyim?
The US is really big on using individual chemical compounds in foods to stabilize things like pH in pursuit of shelf stability. Our food and drug laws are such that any ingredient that goes into food has to be listed individually, so if I used dilute citric acid in a product I have to list that *as* citric acid and not, say, orange extract or some other natural source of citric acid.

It's not *inherently* a bad thing, the problem is that chemistry might as well be magic to the average Joe. In terms of chemistry, citric acid is citric acid regardless of where it comes from and the body doesn't distinguish between natural chemicals and synthetics if they're the same chemical.
 
In terms of chemistry, citric acid is citric acid regardless of where it comes from and the body doesn't distinguish between natural chemicals and synthetics if they're the same chemical
Be careful phrasing that. Synthetic versions always come down to the quality of their processing or lack thereof. Impurities and residuals can be a bitch. Natural (derivatives) as well, but with different caveats from synthetic processes.

T. The Chemical Engineer that gets paid to make the shit the Chemists dream up on an industrial scale.
 
I'm no negro culinary scientist but if you are going low enough (like 300F tops for the shittiest varieties) most types of plastics shouldn't melt.
Soda bottles are made of PET (polyethylene terephthalate) which is a thermoplastic. Its soft enough to be noticeablly soft around 100 degrees C (212 F), you can easily see this if you've ever boiled a kettle of water and put it into a soda bottle. The bottle will soften and deform from the hot water. You can vacuum form PET sheets with a heat gun.

The thing with PET bottles is they want to go back to their initial form, which is like a test tube, before they were blow-molded. So likely when they bake the starch, the bottles soften and crimp down around the contents, adding to the compressive force and making the starch more bricklike.

They are absolutely getting a ton of chemicals leaching out of the PET into the outer layer of the starch during the baking process.

I would really like to know who the target customer is for this one. Its fries, curds and fucking gravy (and vegetable based gravy full of chemicals at that) why would anyone go through the trouble of doordashing this to their house and then reheating it in the oven when they could just put fresh fries in the oven and add cheese and gravy?

I've recently discovered the convenience of buying a 2 dollar bag of frozen French fries and just roasting them in the convection oven for 15 minutes. They come out crunchy and hot and honestly its no worse than any fast food fries I've had and costs FUCK ALL.

Who's out here ordering Door Dashed cold French fries you have to assemble yourself like some sort of ghetto ass Hello Fresh box meal.
 
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Be careful phrasing that. Synthetic versions always come down to the quality of their processing or lack thereof. Impurities and residuals can be a bitch. Natural (derivatives) as well, but with different caveats from synthetic processes.

T. The Chemical Engineer that gets paid to make the shit the Chemists dream up on an industrial scale.
True, but I was going for a general overview without getting too far into the weeds.
 
I've recently discovered the convenience of buying a 2 dollar bag of frozen French fries and just roasting them in the convection oven for 15 minutes. They come out crunchy and hot and honestly its no worse than any fast food fries I've had and costs FUCK ALL.
One day you'll be able to take it a step further and get an actual potato and just cut it into strips (there are also kitchen devices for this) and you can just fry that shit up yourself.
 
One day you'll be able to take it a step further and get an actual potato and just cut it into strips (there are also kitchen devices for this) and you can just fry that shit up yourself.
I do not want a deep fryer in my kitchen and pan-frying potatoes doesn't give them the same texture (and it takes longer than 15 minutes)
 
I do not want a deep fryer in my kitchen and pan-frying potatoes doesn't give them the same texture (and it takes longer than 15 minutes)
Have you ever considered the advanced tech of chopping $0.50 of potatos and throwing them in the convection oven?

BTW, whole potato, wash, rub down with butter, salt and season season, poke holes, 45 min in the convection oven or air fryer (there IS a difference) on a parchment paper liner, flip halfway. Best baked potato you'll have ever had.
 
There really isn't.

Inside your oven when you turn on convection mode all that changes is that a fan turns on to blow the air around.

And what does an air fryer do? It gets hot and a little fan blows the air around.

Unless me dumb-dumb stupid eat rocks?
I think the difference depends on the appliance. The size might effect how things are baked in the end but generally I think air fryers use more air at higher temps. If you have something with both settings I think the difference is in the speed of the fan, essentially.
 
I do not want a deep fryer in my kitchen and pan-frying potatoes doesn't give them the same texture (and it takes longer than 15 minutes)
Try tossing them in olive oil first. That will also help you add salt or other seasonings too.

I slice big potatoes in half lengthways, rub a little olive oil on them, add salt, and bake cut side down in my convection oven at 425F for 30 minutes. The cut side gets a little crispy and add a tablespoon of sour cream on each half for baked potatoes. Delicious. Works for sweet potatoes too.

And most frozen veggies, same temp and time (roughly- might go a few minutes longer or shorter). If you roast them straight from the freezer put the pan in the oven while it’s pre-heating. Adding the already oiled and seasoned frozen veggies to a hot pan makes them crisp better without burning.

Dang, I’m hungry.
 
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Jesus Christ, look at this silverback gorilla packing a gallon of cornstarch to bake in a plastic bottle in the oven.


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Don't worry, you too can learn the art of cornstarch packing for only $5! Much better deal than the $150 Kool aid pineapple class other entrepreneurial kangz and queenz are offering.

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Lmao "cornstarch community" ahhaha
 
There really isn't.

Inside your oven when you turn on convection mode all that changes is that a fan turns on to blow the air around.

And what does an air fryer do? It gets hot and a little fan blows the air around.

Unless me dumb-dumb stupid eat rocks?
An air fryer is optimized to rely entirely on convection instead of both convection and radiant heat. As such, it will blow hotter air faster. Saying a convection oven and an air fryer are the same because fan blow hot air is like saying a gasoline engine and a diesel engine are the same because piston squeeze gas and air to make bang.
 
Fries are best double cooked, that's why frozen fries are just as good as restaurant fries and better than home cooked. They flash fry them and freeze them, then you cook them again to crisp them up.
THE BEST fries are triple cooked.

French cut potatoes and place them in a large pot with diluted vinegar to cover (you can pick what concentration you prefer, but something around 1-2% is a good starting point).
When your pot-o-acid is full of fries, put it on the stove on high heat and bring it to a boil.
This is the first cook.
Strain and set aside to cool.

Parfry according to your prefered "double fry" method.
This is the second cook.

At this point you can portion into freezer bags and store them for later.
The freezing tends to change the final texture of the interior.
Many people consider it an improvement.

When ready to serve do the second fry to desired color according to your preferred "double fry" method.
This is the third cook.

The first cook by boiling in acid chemically modifies the surface glycoproteins in the potato causing it to crisp up differently during frying. It is possible to over-do this, both in acid concentration, duration of exposure. Figure out what works for your preferences, equipment, and conditions.

You do not have to use plain-jane distilled white vinegar, but since that's a major flavor in tomato ketchup, it's expected and well-paired. Malt vinegar is also really really good if you've ever found yourself nostalgic for proper fish-n-chips, but does introduce wheat allergens people don't expect in french fries. My enthusiasm for further experimentation had faded by this point.

Note: it's probably not good for the stability of your oil.
At least that's the explanation I have for why more places don't do this.
Enjoy the additional carcinogens. Adds flavor. Tasty!
 
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