💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Tim Buckley]

Can you guys think of a good name for a sitcom staring Mr. Bates and CWC?

 

[Null]

"Dirty, Crapped Everything" starring Nick Bate and Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[Trombonista]

Eh, it'd still be better than Two and a Half Men.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Eh, it'd still be better than Two and a Half Men.

U kidding me nigga? it would be the best and classiest sitcome ever!
Specially if they act naturally instead of actuall acting.

Oh God... the fake laugh tracks...

Oh well, that was kinda funny, lets see if this can go on, can anyone think of one act/episode/joke/whatever for that show?

 

[CalmMyTits]

Eh, it'd still be better than Two and a Half Men.

U kidding me nigga? it would be the best and classiest sitcome ever!
Specially if they act naturally instead of actuall acting.

Oh God... the fake laugh tracks...

Oh well, that was kinda funny, lets see if this can go on, can anyone think of one act/episode/joke/whatever for that show?

Nick discovering that his new roomate craps himself and leaves his sitting around, and he thinks that's cool, so he feeds Chris laxatives.

 

[CWCissey]

Chris' catchphrase could be DIS IS MY! HOUSE!

 

[Tim Buckley]

Chris' catchphrase could be DIS IS MY! HOUSE!

For some reason I imagine they would have the typical character dynamic of "straight man and wise guy" in which oddly enough, Chris would be the straight guy, hating everybody and everything bar himself and making shitty schemings against the trolls while Mr. Bates is the happy-go-lucky (not so) lovable idiot smeared in his own feces. Someone needs to make this into an animated series!

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Chris' catchphrase could be DIS IS MY! HOUSE!

For some reason I imagine they would have the typical character dynamic of "straight man and wise guy" in which oddly enough, Chris would be the straight guy, hating everybody and everything bar himself and making shitty schemings against the trolls while Mr. Bates is the happy-go-lucky (not so) lovable idiot smeared in his own feces. Someone needs to make this into an animated series!

Mr. BATE.

Mr. Bates=

 

[CWCissey]

Chris' catchphrase could be DIS IS MY! HOUSE!

For some reason I imagine they would have the typical character dynamic of "straight man and wise guy" in which oddly enough, Chris would be the straight guy, hating everybody and everything bar himself and making shitty schemings against the trolls while Mr. Bates is the happy-go-lucky (not so) lovable idiot smeared in his own feces. Someone needs to make this into an animated series!

Mr. BATE.

Mr. Bates=

Mr. Bates=

Oh shit!

=

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

 

[Count groudon]

There are people in prison right now for stealing candy bars, and yet this freak is running free.....wtf?

 

[cypocryphy]

There are people in prison right now for stealing candy bars, and yet this freak is running free.....wtf?

Well, if they had candy bars made of human shit I'm sure he'd steal one and get arrested.

 

[Judge Holden]

There are people in prison right now for stealing candy bars, and yet this freak is running free.....wtf?

Well, if they had candy bars made of human shit I'm sure he'd steal one and get arrested.

You mean Bounty bars?

worst fucking chocolate bar in history, be glad the US doesnt get them

 

[Stratochu]

It would be great to see Nick Bate, Chris-chan and Barb living in 14BC together. Just don't give Nick the keys to the Cadillac and the Aerostar, or he will go find Anna.

 

[Bugaboo]

There are people in prison right now for stealing candy bars, and yet this freak is running free.....wtf?

Well, if they had candy bars made of human shit I'm sure he'd steal one and get arrested.

You mean Bounty bars?

worst fucking chocolate bar in history, be glad the US doesnt get them

Dude
I like those

 

[Judge Holden]

You mean Bounty bars?

worst fucking chocolate bar in history, be glad the US doesnt get them

Dude
I like those

Then you are a feckless degenerate, the likes of which even Nick's diseased mind would shudder to imagine, and can only find peace in the grave. I advise you to end your wretched existence on the blade of the first piece of farming equipment you find and save those around you from your baleful presence forevermore

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I wonder if I could take a cue from Mikhail Douglas and contract throat cancer by performing anilingus on female humanoids too much.

How the fuck do you
1- Not know who Michael Douglas is?
2- Fucking misspell Michael???

Seriously.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Maybe it's a "Canadian" pronunciation.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

It's Russian, actually.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Maybe he's a wannabe Toronto Maple Leafs fan and has a particular fondness for Mikhail Grabovski.