💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[homerbeoulve]

Oh hell no. Breakfast is important to me, since it helps me to take a huge dump.

Hi Nick.

What? Oh come on. I'm not Nick. XD

 

[DrChristianTroy]

the point is to use my AIDS to guilt her into marrying me for giving me the AIDS indirectly. We'll have sex when we're married.

...FUCK. ok is there another fatal STD that isn't contagious then?

Um... well what aboot one that's only transmitted vaginally so I can contract it but not give it to my wife?

Fuck! Okay, would she feel bad aboot making me cut my feet off then?

Well if I can't get her to marry me oot of pity or remorse wtf am I supposed to do to get her to marry me

Ooh do you think she hates me so much that she'll marry me if I cripple myself by cutting my feet off

Jessa is a saint for having to listen to this bullshit with somewhat of a straight face. Props.

 

[Null]

>Is there another fatal STD that isn't contagious then?

what

this entire thing has to be a facade, there's no way he's that fucking retarded

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Oh it has to be. But to actually put it out there, damn.

 

[Stratochu]

>Is there another fatal STD that isn't contagious then?

what

this entire thing has to be a facade, there's no way he's that fucking retarded

Look at folks like Ottis Toole and Richard Trenton Chase, they were easily as depraved as Nick Bate, I stand by the claim that Bate is backpedaling.

 

[Fialovy]

I don't know, part of me thinks that Nick Bate is that retarded.

 

[Himawari]

...FUCK. ok is there another fatal STD that isn't contagious then?

I love Jessa's response to this.

Did you just ask if there's a sexually transmitted disease that isn't transmitted sexually?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

The only thing that makes me think anything about this guy is even remotely close to true is the absolute repulsive disgustingness of his teeth. Letting your teeth get to that point would show true commitment to the bit...where the payoff is...I dunno, everyone who ever sees you or reads a single thing you've ever said finds you absolutely repellant? It would be a big price to pay for, as far as I can tell, literally zero payoff.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

Is he seriously proud of the way his teeth look?

 

[CalmMyTits]

Is he seriously proud of the way his teeth look?

He did make a video about his teeth and he certainly looked happy.

 

[Springblossom]

...FUCK. ok is there another fatal STD that isn't contagious then?

I love Jessa's response to this.

Did you just ask if there's a sexually transmitted disease that isn't transmitted sexually?

If I had to guess, I'd say Jessa is probably just a normal person who talks to Nick out of a sense of 'okay, what kind of crazy shit is this sick fuck going to say today?'

Either that or she's an undercover FBI agent trying to bust Nick for being a sick fuck. You decide.

 

[Himawari]

Is he seriously proud of the way his teeth look?

He did make a video about his teeth and he certainly looked happy.

Maybe he wants Anna to feel bad about his bad teeth and then marry him out of pity.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Nick Bate is beyond pity.

 

[Hyperion]

Sevchenko Valens > my name is nick bate
Ch33z0rz > 24/24/24
Mister GingerBread > lol
Mister GingerBread > Im Norman
Jastreb' Sokol > Im candice
Mister GingerBread > i live with <url=showinfo:1373//1141581564>Sevchenko Valens</url>
Sevchenko Valens > https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Bate
Mister GingerBread > come to my hotel
Crazylegs O'hooley > i dont want to read this, but i cant stop
James Onzoi > haha i feel the same way
Mister GingerBread > WTF
Mister GingerBread > Nick bates
James Onzoi > sounds like a pretty swell guy
Crazylegs O'hooley > He became more and more obsessed with her and did whatever he could on the internet to talk to her, including writing thousands of bizarre webpages begging her to love him.
Crazylegs O'hooley > what more does the bitch want
Ch33z0rz > get out of my head
James Onzoi > ya, you werent invited
Mister GingerBread > this is so gross
Mister GingerBread > why did u post it
Sevchenko Valens > why did you read it
Mister GingerBread > its like a train wreck
Crazylegs O'hooley > aaannnddd thats enough internet for today
Ch33z0rz > now i wanna read it
Sevchenko Valens > https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Nick_Bate
Mister GingerBread > omg
Mister GingerBread > objects
James Onzoi > one does not simple have "too much internet"
James Onzoi > bah cant type
Crazylegs O'hooley > Sometimes when i put stuff in my butt, feces comes out for no reason. So, I wipe it on my walls...
Crazylegs O'hooley > how is that not to much internet
James Onzoi > sounds like a solid friday night to me
Ch33z0rz > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
Ch33z0rz > back and forth forveer
James Onzoi > haha that title
Crazylegs O'hooley > <url=showinfo:1373//93399321>James Onzoi</url> lol

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I've found the perfect gift for him, not that he deserves gifts, but it's just so him:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/05/uk-chocolate-edible-anus_n_3388350.html?just_reloaded=1

 

[CalmMyTits]

I've found the perfect gift for him, not that he deserves gifts, but it's just so him:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/05/uk-chocolate-edible-anus_n_3388350.html?just_reloaded=1

why, dear god, why

 

[Tim Buckley]

I've found the perfect gift for him, not that he deserves gifts, but it's just so him:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/05/uk-chocolate-edible-anus_n_3388350.html?just_reloaded=1

I hate you, I really love chocolate, and also I will have to skip lunch now... *pukes*

 

[DevilDog]

What the fuck? Why is anyone still on this thread? Let me save everyone some time and predict the next ∞ posts by Nick Bate.
"Asshole, asshole, asshole."
"Asshole and some unsettlingly religious praises about said asshole."
"Incest reference."
"Cow teeth."
"Asshole."
"Jizz+Asshole"
"Some horrible combination of the above posts that defies the bounds of sanctity"

 

[homerbeoulve]

What the fuck? Why is anyone still on this thread? Let me save everyone some time and predict the next ∞ posts by Nick Bate.
"Asshole, asshole, asshole."
"Asshole and some unsettlingly religious praises about said asshole."
"Incest reference."
"Cow teeth."
"Asshole."
"Jizz+Asshole"
"Some horrible combination of the above posts that defies the bounds of sanctity"

 

[CalmMyTits]

What the fuck? Why is anyone still on this thread? Let me save everyone some time and predict the next ∞ posts by Nick Bate.
"Asshole, asshole, asshole."
"Asshole and some unsettlingly religious praises about said asshole."
"Incest reference."
"Cow teeth."
"Asshole."
"Jizz+Asshole"
"Some horrible combination of the above posts that defies the bounds of sanctity"

Don't forget some pithy tweet about his wife and her anus.