💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Mr. 0]

From what I'm seeing, something he appears to have in common with CWC is that he flip-flops on a lot of shit, though in this case the constant is anal fixation. Everything (or every other thing) he says has some reference to that part of the body shoehorned in somewhere if it has nothing to do with it already. Right now it's getting AIDS through anal sex (if that's possible), next week (or maybe even tomorrow) it's debating the possibilities of anal sex with worms or moths.

 

[Judge Holden]

New idea: I should have anal with random people until I get AIDS, then my wife feels bad for forcing me to do not-her, so she marries me

Do you think Craigslist would turn up any females who have AIDS and want unprotected anal?

Ooh okay so intentionally wanting AIDS is a thing people do called bugchasing. Ok so where are the bugchasing personal ads at?

I don't want to live anymore.

liberate tutemet ex inferis

 

[Springblossom]

From what I'm seeing, something he appears to have in common with CWC is that he flip-flops on a lot of shit, though in this case the constant is anal fixation. Everything (or every other thing) he says has some reference to that part of the body shoehorned in somewhere if it has nothing to do with it already. Right now it's getting AIDS through anal sex (if that's possible), next week (or maybe even tomorrow) it's debating the possibilities of anal sex with worms or moths.

It's very possible to get AIDS (or any STD) through anal sex, and it tends to end much worse when you do contract an STD there.

Also, don't give him ideas about what else he could do with that obsession.

 

[Mr. 0]

From what I'm seeing, something he appears to have in common with CWC is that he flip-flops on a lot of shit, though in this case the constant is anal fixation. Everything (or every other thing) he says has some reference to that part of the body shoehorned in somewhere if it has nothing to do with it already. Right now it's getting AIDS through anal sex (if that's possible), next week (or maybe even tomorrow) it's debating the possibilities of anal sex with worms or moths.

It's very possible to get AIDS (or any STD) through anal sex, and it tends to end much worse when you do contract an STD there.

Also, don't give him ideas about what else he could do with that obsession.

You'd put it above him to come up with that shit (no pun intended) on his own, if he hasn't by this point already? I'd assume he'd do (or did) it while trying and failing to wax philosophical.

 

[Rio]

You honestly can't insult this guy, because whatever you say he's going to end up turning it into a kink.

 

[CalmMyTits]

You honestly can't insult this guy, because whatever you say he's going to end up turning it into a kink.

Imagine how he would react if Anna contacted him and told him he could never have her anus.

 

[The Hunter]

You honestly can't insult this guy, because whatever you say he's going to end up turning it into a kink.

Imagine how he would react if Anna contacted him and told him he could never have her anus.

Oh man, what a day that would be.

But I think he'd say it's okay because she can "still give him oorahl, yoo know?"

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He'd ignore her. He'd say she doesn't know, or God hasn't told her, what she really wants yet. He's already tried everything possible to keep in contact with her since she tried to cut off all contact with him. If Anna contacted him to tell him anything, he'd be over the moon with delight, and completely disregard the actual content of her words, certain that one day she will eventually change her mind. He is like a walking, breathing, crapfapping embodiment of the stalker mentality.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

(So, catching up with the posts after not reading this thread for a little while):

Breath of relief after finding out that Nick isn't a child molester for real.

Followed by disgust at seeing how deranged he still is, regardless. At this point we know he's not some elaborate, a la Andy Kaufman troll (I don't think anyone would let their teeth rot just for the lulz), which makes all of this even worse. His twitter account puts all other "comedians" who think their material is "offensive" to shame. He knows absolutely no boundaries.

And the way he just throws it out there it's what gets me. "Oh yeah, you guys know how can I get AIDS? Maybe my wife will love me then". Fuck you, Nick.

 

[CalmMyTits]

(So, catching up with the posts after not reading this thread for a little while):

Breath of relief after finding out that Nick isn't a child molester for real.

Followed by disgust at seeing how deranged he still is, regardless. At this point we know he's not some elaborate, a la Andy Kaufman troll (I don't think anyone would let their teeth rot just for the lulz), which makes all of this even worse. His twitter account puts all other "comedians" who think their material is "offensive" to shame. He knows absolutely no boundaries.

And the way he just throws it out there it's what gets me. "Oh yeah, you guys know how can I get AIDS? Maybe my wife will love me then". Fuck you, Nick.

'Fuck you, Nick' just about sums it up. But yeah, the other poster has a point on what would happen if Anna contacted him. Him calling her his wife as if it's fact is just disrespectful to her. Part of me really hopes he does get AIDS and then Anna laughs at him and tells him that nope, my ass or any other part of my body will never be yours, now go and die. Sorry if this sounds A-loggy, but god damn, even Chris is not able to rival the level of stupidity and disgustingness that is Nick Bate.

 

[Trombonista]

Or Anna could just get married to someone else.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Just a curious question: What's up with his tremendous fetish of booties, butts, and rectum?

 

[Trombonista]

It's a pretty common fetish, Homer. Nick just talks way too much about it.

 

[CalmMyTits]

It's a pretty common fetish, Homer. Nick just talks way too much about it.

There's also the fact that most people who enjoy anal sex don't enjoy defecation or anything related with actual shit. They know poop comes from the butt but they don't dwell on it, especially during buttsex.

 

[homerbeoulve]

It's a pretty common fetish, Homer. Nick just talks way too much about it.

There's also the fact that most people who enjoy anal sex don't enjoy defecation or anything related with actual shit. They know poop comes from the butt but they don't dwell on it, especially during buttsex.

I think I'm going to pass lunch and dinner for today.

 

[The Hunter]

It's a pretty common fetish, Homer. Nick just talks way too much about it.

There's also the fact that most people who enjoy anal sex don't enjoy defecation or anything related with actual shit. They know poop comes from the butt but they don't dwell on it, especially during buttsex.

I think I'm going to pass lunch and dinner for today.

Might want to extend that to tomorrow's breakfast as well.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Oh hell no. Breakfast is important to me, since it helps me to take a huge dump.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Hot

 

[Saney]

Oh hell no. Breakfast is important to me, since it helps me to take a huge dump.

TMI. Waaaay TMI.

 

[The Hunter]

Oh hell no. Breakfast is important to me, since it helps me to take a huge dump.

Hi Nick.