💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[NobleGreyHorse]

Wait until! She just has to wait until he has money. Which will be about the twelfth of never, considering he has no job and it would RUIN EVERYTHING if he got one. Also I had the impression he didn't actually live near Jessa either for some reason, which is probably a mercy. (Edit: I don't think they're even e-dating, at least not in her mind. She's Megas-whatever on Twitter, who keeps white-knighting him and trying to get him to see blessed sanity... sigh.)

 

[pickleniggo]

I really, really don't want this guy to exist anymore. That's not me A-logging, he really just shouldn't exist at all.

 

[wikiwikipedia]

I really, really don't want this guy to exist anymore. That's not me A-logging, he really just shouldn't exist at all.

Is it a-logging if you wish someone out of existence?

 

[pickleniggo]

I really, really don't want this guy to exist anymore. That's not me A-logging, he really just shouldn't exist at all.

Is it a-logging if you wish someone out of existence?

I'm not even sure. I don't want him to die a horrible death or anything and I'm not invested in his life all that much. I just keep reading more about him and wish he wasn't a real person. Because if someone like him can exist like that, then it must mean there are more out there unaccounted for.

 

[PacSol]

I laughed when I saw "From: The Nick", then realized he wasn't British.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Nick Bate..... He exemplifies everything I vomit upon.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

I've been lurking this thread for a while and I have no comment other than the fact that this Freudian mess needs locking up.

 

[wikiwikipedia]

I really, really don't want this guy to exist anymore. That's not me A-logging, he really just shouldn't exist at all.

Is it a-logging if you wish someone out of existence?

I'm not even sure. I don't want him to die a horrible death or anything and I'm not invested in his life all that much. I just keep reading more about him and wish he wasn't a real person. Because if someone like him can exist like that, then it must mean there are more out there unaccounted for.

Yeah I'd prefer to know where they all are than stumble upon them on accident one day. Or have someone else stumble upon them by accident one day....

I wouldn't wish Nick Bate on my worst enemy. Unless it's Nick Bate because that's the only punishment suitable for him. (Was that a-logging? I don't even know anymore.)

 

[Null]

I'm somewhat shocked to hear he cannot name a Sit-Down Restaurant succinctly. He describes it like a child would.

"Y'know, the place where ya go ta sit down and ask aboot tha food and then they bring it ta ya and all ya gots to do is wait!"

It's pretty pathetic. I think Nick's willingness to talk to people and make a general mockery out of himself is going to put him in a position where he will be monitored like Chris is. I don't think he's dumb enough to fall for tricks like Chris was, but judging by his lust for attention he'll go along with things anyways just because he knows it will get people to hate him more. You don't sing about anally raping and disemboweling children because you want fans.

It'll be interesting to see how this develops. If enough people pick up interest in Nick we might need to add a sub forum to this specifically for him, but that's a way's off.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

(Was that a-logging? I don't even know anymore.)

It's only a-logging if it's directed at Chris.

Nick Bates deserves whatever insults you can throw at him.

 

[Xanatos]

It's only a-logging if it's directed at Chris.

Wow. Said without any irony.

 

[LM 697]

It's only a-logging if it's directed at Chris.

Wow. Said without any irony.

He wasn't wrong.

 

[DStecks]

Maybe I just have a really dark sense of humour, but I honestly find the names of his songs hilarious. It helps if you imagine one of those song-collection-album-informericals, with a straight-laced, smarmy announcer rattling off the titles.

 

[Springblossom]

Maybe I just have a really dark sense of humour, but I honestly find the names of his songs hilarious. It helps if you imagine one of those song-collection-album-informericals, with a straight-laced, smarmy announcer rattling off the titles.

I read those, and now I am curled up in the fetal position attempting to will my heart to stop.

 

[DStecks]

I take it you weren't a fan of the album?

 

[KatsuKitty]

I take it you weren't a fan of the album?

If this album were a body part, it would be anal cancer.

 

[The Hunter]

I'm sorry, but honestly, Buttfuckin' in the Hood and Penises are Everywhere have to be the most hilarious things I've heard all year (no, that's not a compliment).

 

[cypocryphy]

That looks like it could be the track listing for an Anal Cunt or GG Allin album too.

 

[Trombonista]

I take it you weren't a fan of the album?

Apparently "I Like Sex (But Only in the Butt and Mouth)" was so amazing, it needed to be on the album twice, with the second version immediately following the first.

Dude just doesn't know how to make an album.

 

[Rio]

I take it you weren't a fan of the album?

Apparently "I Like Sex (But Only in the Butt and Mouth)" was so amazing, it needed to be on the album twice, with the second version immediately following the first.

Dude just doesn't know how to make an album.

Also, the first track of the album is a soundcheck.