💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Reshiram]

I heard a guy got fired, said he was going to go home and get his gun and then return to kill his boss. They called the police and they said they couldn't do anything about it. The guy carried through his threat and shot his boss.

After Newtown, a guy in my area posted on Facebook he was glad the "little shits" died and congratulated the shooter on killing the kids. He was arrested for inducing panic or menacing and had to pay a fine and perform community service, IIRC.

America: what a country.

I honestly don't know what the cops can do unless he carries out his threats. After all, there are a lot of retards posting threats on the internet, the cops can't investigate them all. However, since he wrote "death to America" on his Twitter page, he's probably on some sort of terrorist watch list

I don't know if he's mentally incompetent (what else would you call someone who has to go to the emergency room because he gets stuff stuck in his butt , or thinking flunking high school and never getting a real job are things to aspire to, WTF?) and that's why he has a case worker, or if "case worker" is code for "parole officer" (I don't know if the list CrotchGobbler posted was crimes he was charged with or crimes convicted of, there's a big difference). It's probably a good thing he needs to talk to a therapist and a case worker, he obviously isn't well.

If you wanted to get action, it would probably be more effective to tell his case worker or therapist about the crazy stuff he says. Unfortunately, due to privacy laws I doubt anyone can find that out.

Here in the UK a teenage boy tweeted an Olympic athlete saying his dead dad would be ashamed (that he didn't get gold in the Olympics) and he was arrested for harassment within hours. If Nick was in the UK he'd already be in jail

 

[Plissken]

I'm gonna let you guys in on a little family secret.

This guy reminds me of a relative, who is mentally ill, and evil beyond a shadow of a doubt. Said relative is a criminal, who tried to murder a few other relatives of mine, and who also attempted to rape kids and was a serial flasher of kids. His parents would do nothing about him, because they didnt give a shit and because they thought that people were conspiring against them, like Bob and Barb thought. The Police couldn't do diddly dick for alot of it because there was no evidence. H eventually got arrested for assaulting a cop, and by this point, he already had a criminal record. Now I saw this guy is evil because even though he's mentally ill and mentally retarded, he's embezzled alot of money out of people, and never paid it back, so he's clearly atleast intelligent enough to know that what he is doing is wrong. He was eventually put in a mental institution for a good amount of years, and eventually got out. Thankfully though, he's no longer physically capable of hurting a kid, mainly due to untreated diabetes shriveling him up like an old prune, good riddance.

This guy, nick bate, reminds me alot of said criminal relative. Albeit, less violent tendencies from what I've seen.

 

[Dollars2010]

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 5 May

When I got home, Shyer was lying on the bed next to a bunch of feces as if it were no big deal. I think this cat's learnt too much from me.

That poor cat.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 5 May

When I got home, Shyer was lying on the bed next to a bunch of feces as if it were no big deal. I think this cat's learnt too much from me.

That poor cat.

I don't even... fuck. Just fuck. Wonder how much shit the cat saw smeared around before he thought, well if the human does it here, then so can I

 

[Bugaboo]

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 5 May

When I got home, Shyer was lying on the bed next to a bunch of feces as if it were no big deal. I think this cat's learnt too much from me.

That poor cat.

Well I guess it's warm

 

[Varis]

Rotting teeth can cause infections that can spread to the jaw and to the body, becoming fatal.

Whenever you're ready, God. We're waiting.

 

[Saney]

Yay! My first session of psychological testing is Friday after my regular therapy. Soon we will find oot more mental illnesses I have!

His eagerness fills me with a terrible rage.

Recently murdered a spider. Got me thinking. Is the TMBG song Spider really aboot a spider? What if it's a SAPE whose NAME is Spider?
I'm always a fan of metaphors comparing sapes to arthropods, saying they're expendable nuisances higher beings kill with no consequences.
I wonder if me, both Annas, Thom, Maddi, Jessa, etc's species could use that defense if we killed a sape. "They're lesser beings than us."
Probably not. The sapes are the ones running the legal system, which is COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Ootnumbered by sapes... what a world.
Although, they do pride themselves on using a "jury of your peers", and since we have no peers they'd have to throw the case oot, yes?

I am frothing at the mouth right now from sheer hatred.

I wonder when I can start getting prostate exams and colonoscopies. I need a female medical doctor first but yeah.

Seriously, twitching eye emoticon. Why is that not a thing?

 

[Trombonista]

Yay! My first session of psychological testing is Friday after my regular therapy. Soon we will find oot more mental illnesses I have!

Is dipshit typing a mental illness now?

 

[CalmMyTits]

I do admit I would probably have fun doing a Rorschach test just to see what I could see in the inkblots, but the fact that Nick is proud of his douchebaggery and is so damn eager to be diagnosed is just... hmmm... yeah no.

At least Chris doesn't want to do anger management and psychiatric counseling. He might not want to admit that he has problems, but at least he doesn't take pride in them, and that places him a good step above Nick. And Chris only has shit in his briefs, not on his teeth.

 

[Judge Holden]

Yay! My first session of psychological testing is Friday after my regular therapy. Soon we will find oot more mental illnesses I have!

His eagerness fills me with a terrible rage.

The fact he even exists and has not been flayed alive or been drowned in sulphuric acid fills me with terrible rage.

Recently murdered a spider. Got me thinking. Is the TMBG song Spider really aboot a spider? What if it's a SAPE whose NAME is Spider?
I'm always a fan of metaphors comparing sapes to arthropods, saying they're expendable nuisances higher beings kill with no consequences.
I wonder if me, both Annas, Thom, Maddi, Jessa, etc's species could use that defense if we killed a sape. "They're lesser beings than us."
Probably not. The sapes are the ones running the legal system, which is COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Ootnumbered by sapes... what a world.
Although, they do pride themselves on using a "jury of your peers", and since we have no peers they'd have to throw the case oot, yes?

I am frothing at the mouth right now from sheer hatred.

I think at this point is is legal under old english common law to feed him to starving rats and then piss on him as he dies screaming

I wonder when I can start getting prostate exams and colonoscopies. I need a female medical doctor first but yeah.

Seriously, twitching eye emoticon. Why is that not a thing?

Fuck the twitchy eye emote, we need a full on tard rage face emote to display the sheer fury his existance fills us with

You know, I may just be repeating what I said at the start of this accursed thread but I honestly believe without hyperbole nick deserves to die in screaming agony. The fact he has done the evil things he has done and has come out of it feeling HE has been the one wronged suggests he be dealt with the same way prisoners treat pedophilic snitches. Slow castration with a razor blade, his disgusting hyde flayed from his worthless body, and he be burnt alive and squealing.

Ok... alog over again

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I do admit I would probably have fun doing a Rorschach test just to see what I could see in the inkblots, but the fact that Nick is proud of his douchebaggery and is so damn eager to be diagnosed is just... hmmm... yeah no.

At least Chris doesn't want to do anger management and psychiatric counseling. He might not want to admit that he has problems, but at least he doesn't take pride in them, and that places him a good step above Nick. And Chris only has shit in his briefs, not on his teeth.

There are a variety of ways I want this cunt hurt. He is a massive piece of shit. I am just hoping one day he pisses off the right (or wrong) person.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Calling Nick a cunt is an insult to all cunts. I've called people cunts before, mind you, but the word cunt is too good for someone like Nick.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Yay! My first session of psychological testing is Friday after my regular therapy. Soon we will find out more mental illnesses I have!

This guy has obviously never been diagnosed with a mental illness before. He does realize if he has anything, they won't let him go home and he'll have to stay in the hospital until they figure out how to treat him?

Of course not, he's an idiot.

I know this guy has done far worse stuff that I should be angry about, but his cavalier attitude to mental illness is really offensive. [alog] I hope this jackass is diagnosed with a serious mental illness and has to be in and out of mental hospitals for the rest of his life. Maybe then he'll realize it isn't a freakin' game.[/alog] Seriously, who is proud that they're mentally ill and excited about being diagnosed? Most mentally ill people are stigmatized and are very careful about who they tell about their condition. They don't go out and blab about it on their Twitter account.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Yay! My first session of psychological testing is Friday after my regular therapy. Soon we will find out more mental illnesses I have!

This guy has obviously never been diagnosed with a mental illness before. He does realize if he has anything, they won't let him go home and he'll have to stay in the hospital until they figure out how to treat him?

Of course not, he's an idiot.

I know this guy has done far worse stuff that I should be angry about, but his cavalier attitude to mental illness is really offensive. [alog] I hope this jackass is diagnosed with a serious mental illness and has to be in and out of mental hospitals for the rest of his life. Maybe then he'll realize it isn't a freakin' game.[/alog] Seriously, who is proud that they're mentally ill and excited about being diagnosed? Most mentally ill people are stigmatized and are very careful about who they tell about their condition. They don't go out and blab about it on their Twitter account.

If I could hazard a guess, Mr. Bate sees his mental illness in a similar way to how Chris sees his autism - as something that makes him speshul and better than others and entitled to do whatever he wants with his 'autism-get-out-of-jail-free card'. It seems that with an official diagnosis, Nick would use that as an excuse as to why he should be allowed to molest his sister, stalk another girl, and smear his shit on the walls.

 

[TL 611]

[playing devils advocate here]

Why is looking forward to a diagnosis such a horrible thing? He knows he's abnormal, and surely those of you who are abnormal took solace in knowing exactly what was wrong and how to treat it rather than "omg I'm not normal I'm a freak". May not be so in this case, but whenever I see anything like that written its normally deadpan, like he's not bragging he's joking?

Now nick is a horrible person, no doubt about that, but I can't hate him for being curious about what's wrong with him.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

You have a point.

The reason he seems like he's bragging is that he likes to brag about being dumb and doing dumb stuff. I'm not sure if he's curious about what's wrong with him, he doesn't seem to be curious about anything other than buttsecks and scatological stuff.

I don't hate Nick, I want him to get better, but he won't get better unless he wants to and someone shows him the proper way to live.

 

[Bugaboo]

Oh Nick athropods aren't useless. They're the backbones of most ecosystems on earth and without them there would be no food because no plant could be pollinated and nothing would decompose so there would just be a big ol' pile of never ending organic waste lying everywhere. And then all the animals would die because the smaller animals couldn't eat them and they'd die out and then the entire food chain is screwed.

You're a retard stop talking about shit you don't understand.

 

[Dollars2010]

Nick L. Nickel ‏@NickBate 9 May

My cat appears to be balding. Lately his fur's been falling oot like crazy, and he's not even doing chemotherapy. Geez, I hope he's not sick

I really want to rescue his poor cat. It's adorable looking:

Spoiler

 

[Bob's Fries]

Yay! My first session of psychological testing is Friday after my regular therapy. Soon we will find oot more mental illnesses I have!

Recently murdered a spider. Got me thinking. Is the TMBG song Spider really aboot a spider? What if it's a SAPE whose NAME is Spider?
I'm always a fan of metaphors comparing sapes to arthropods, saying they're expendable nuisances higher beings kill with no consequences.
I wonder if me, both Annas, Thom, Maddi, Jessa, etc's species could use that defense if we killed a sape. "They're lesser beings than us."
Probably not. The sapes are the ones running the legal system, which is COMPLETE BULLSHIT. Ootnumbered by sapes... what a world.
Although, they do pride themselves on using a "jury of your peers", and since we have no peers they'd have to throw the case oot, yes?

I wonder when I can start getting prostate exams and colonoscopies. I need a female medical doctor first but yeah.

Get the fuck out of my planet. NOW.

Why is looking forward to a diagnosis such a horrible thing? He knows he's abnormal, and surely those of you who are abnormal took solace in knowing exactly what was wrong and how to treat it rather than "omg I'm not normal I'm a freak". May not be so in this case, but whenever I see anything like that written its normally deadpan, like he's not bragging he's joking?

Now nick is a horrible person, no doubt about that, but I can't hate him for being curious about what's wrong with him.

Naw man. In his case, I'm pretty sure it's like he treats it as a fucking game. I don't know. I'm feeling really a-loggy today now that I read back a few pages of this thread.

 

[Saney]

Back from my psychiatric testing. Idk when I'll get the results. Also, why did I randomly get a verification code for a Yahoo accoont?

No doubt he'll tweet about itself the very second he gets the results.