💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Hyperion]

He thinks that humans outnumber spiders? And that spiders should run the legal system?

...spider lawyers? spider judges? What would stop me from just stepping on spider cops?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

AFAIK drinking ~70 cups of coffee in rapid succession would give one a deadly caffeine overdose, saying nothing about 13000000 of these...

 

[Trombonista]

AFAIK drinking ~70 cups of coffee in rapid succession would give one a deadly caffeine overdose, saying nothing about 13000000 of these...

Yeah, but if you space out 100 cups just right....

 

[CalmMyTits]

Actually, Nick could get a prostate exam or colonoscopy anytime he wants. There's really no lower age limit to this, or for most procedures. I had to have a biopsy and mammogram before despite the fact that I'm still in my 20's, although in my case there was an actual need for it, and not because I have a fetish for having needles jammed into my tits and then having them squished in a machine. Provided that he has the insurance, or the cash for this, Nick could obtain one.

Of course, it would be another case of getting a doctor to agree to this, so he would have to make up a complaint related to his colon for this because no (serious) doctor is going to do a medical procedure on you just because you feel like it. Given what a general creep Nick is and his cavalier attitude about his fetish, a doctor might pick up pretty quickly on the real reason he wants to have fingers or a camera up his ass.

 

[Rio]

He thinks that humans outnumber spiders? And that spiders should run the legal system?

...spider lawyers? spider judges? What would stop me from just stepping on spider cops?

Nah, the "species" he says should be able to kill humans at will with no repercussions is him and his friends. He really does believe himself to be of a superior species to humans, and he seems to believe that he deserves to rule over them and kill people whenever he feels like it with no repercussions.

Yes. Nick Bate thinks that not liking him makes you part of an inferior species, hence only him and his friends are part of this "superior species."

 

[Hyperion]

Nah, the "species" he says should be able to kill humans at will with no repercussions is him and his friends. He really does believe himself to be of a superior species to humans, and he seems to believe that he deserves to rule over them and kill people whenever he feels like it with no repercussions.

I'm quite sure there is something greater than humans, be it god or aliens. Nick Bate is not a god, though his teeth (such as they are) are green like an alien.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

...spider lawyers? spider judges? What would stop me from just stepping on spider cops?

Giant spiders who take over the world's legal systems sounds like a pretty lulzy B movie

 

[Henry Bemis]

...spider lawyers? spider judges? What would stop me from just stepping on spider cops?

Giant spiders who take over the world's legal systems sounds like a pretty lulzy B movie

"I must sue the spider demons."
"No, John, you are the spider demons."

 

[Long Sun]

Here a lolcow thing from Nick (funny not evil nuts)
http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/Ken ... %27t_Exist!
PS reading the tweets going back and forward I worry a bit about Jessa, she seem to be play it his insanity she should know better but(unless the account is a Troll), I think feel pretty sure that Nick will end up in a mental hospital or group home that he can't get out off

 

[RP 520]

What if he is in fact a schitzo and most of these "friends" he has irl are actually just hallucinations?

 

[Dollars2010]

His mother's day card is kind of amusing:
Cover:

Spoiler

Inside: ( unfortunately I can't really make out what is written )

Spoiler

 

[Rio]

His mother's day card is kind of amusing:
Cover:

Spoiler

Inside: ( unfortunately I can't really make out what is written )

Spoiler

Why is he a little girl with a big beard and a random hat that doesn't fit in in his first picture? Why is it addressed to Jessa? Isn't Jessa meant to just be a friend of his? Why does his card have drawings of a dildo, underwear and a toilet? I have so many questions!

 

[DrChristianTroy]

"The Nick"????

EDIT- Also apparently he tweeted the following...

One of the reasons I only watch comedies is because I have no idea what the hell's going on in any other genre.

Now Nick not being able to follow, idk, Inception makes sense to me. Honestly never came off as the brightest guy. But it's not like most movies are too intellectually stimulating. I'm sure it's hyperbole but this really makes him sound like an idiot.

 

[Dollars2010]

I tried to read what it says on the card and this is what I managed to get:

Spoiler

1. This coupon can be redeemed for me taking you not to ??? at a restaurant. It doesn’t have to be McDonalds. It can be one of those restaurants ??? ??? at a table and someone asks for what (I can’t make out what the rest says)

2. This one is for me beating up someone you don’t like ??? ??? Like, I won’t beat up myself or my wife, etc.

3. (I can’t make out this one either)

4. (something about sex?)

5. This one is for me taking a bath, with the condition you have to come into the bathroom with to make (not sure what the rest of it is) come in while I’m bathing.

6. With this coupon I’ll help you with some kind of chore or something you don’t wanna do yourself.

7. The power of this coupon is to some me from doing some stupid thing I’m about to do within reason (?)

8. ??? This can be redeemed for whatever ??? thing you think of.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

He needs a coupon to bathe. And mom has to watch him. What kind of cruel joke is that?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I got this, and I think it's clearly for Jessa, not HIS mother, thank $deity:

1. This coupon can be redeemed for me taking you out to dinner at a restaurant. It doesn’t have to be McDonalds. It can be one of those restaurants where you sit at a table and someone asks for what you want and then they bring it out to you. You just have to want what I love most.

2. This one is for me beating up someone you don’t like, within reason. Like, I won’t beat up myself or my wife, etc.

3. This one's for me being your wingman and helping you pick up dudes, including by rocking the hot single mom angle.

4. This one is for me engaging in a sex act with you, (???) the ones I like, like no vaginal fornication or cunnilingus. I probably can't pretend to (like them?)

5. This one is for me taking a bath, with the condition you have to come into the bathroom with to make sure no ghosts or (defiant badass? wut?) or anything come in while I’m bathing.

6. With this coupon I’ll help you with some kind of chore or something you don’t wanna do yourself.

7. The power of this coupon is to stop me from doing some stupid thing I’m about to do within reason.

8. Lastly, this can be redeemed for whatever rational thing you think of.

Yes, because that is Nick Bate to a tee: RATIONAL. Because he just offered a coupon to indulge in sex with his irresistible self, directly across the page. Pure reason, that guy.

 

[Dollars2010]

Awesome job, NobleGreyHorse

I'm going out on a limb here and wondering if Nick Bate is getting into ageplay? Perhaps he sees Jessa as a "mother" figure and himself as a "baby/child"? Of course, it's just an assumption but that's what came to mind from seeing that bizarre drawing and the fact that he gave Jessa a mother's day card.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Okay because I am still kind of new to the twisted world of Nick Bate, who is Jessa exactly? Is he actually dating her or is this some creepy ass come one? Also the bathing ghost fear, hilarious and idiotic all at once?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Let's hope this stuff gets back to the people who will decide what mental illnesses he has.

 

[The Hunter]

Sorry for the late post (it actually didn't take long for me to transcribe some of it, I just don't keep up with this forum). Here's what I got.

1 This coupon can be redeemed for me taking you out to binner at a restaurant. It doesnt have to be Mcdonalds. It can be one of those restaurants where you sit at a table and someone asks you what you want and then they bring it to you. You just have to wait us!! (???) I have money.

2 This one is for me beating up someone you don't like, this person, like, I won't beat up myself or my wife, etc.

3 This one's for me being your wingman and helping you pick up dudes/chicks by rocking the hot single that night. (?)

4 This coupon for me engagin in a sex not with underdog(?) is sles I hat like fiel as vaginal blahblah anilingus, I probably can't pretend to bang(?) things. (I can hardly read this one, but I don't think I really want to know what it really says...)

5 This one is for me taking a bath with the sand lust (?) you have to come into the bathroom with me to make sure no thatte or its rald hotter or anything come in while I'm bathing. (jeez, I thought this one would be easier on the eyes for some reason...)

6 With this coupon, I'll help you with some kind of chore or something you don't wanna do yourself. (the underwear probably means laundry. God only knows what someone would need help with on the fucking toilet, though...)

7 The power of this coupon is to stop me from doing some stupid thing I'm about to do within temian(?).

8 Blaraghlarharghlwaskd This can be redeemed for whatever natural(?) thing you think of.