💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[CalmMyTits]

Meh. They thought there was enough material for a Logattopedia as well but the whole thing just ended up fizzling out and getting run over by spam. I don't think a Nicki will catch on.

I agree. Chris is entertaining in his own way, and Nick... is not. He's just a really creepy sick fuck.

 

[random_pickle]

Yeah, I would be in favor of a Nicki as well, I mean, there is enough content to make decent-sized one.

Case in point:

Oh, my. I just realized a manual can opener makes a good butt plug. Open the handles, put one in there, use the crank as a handle. Awesome.
...
Oh GOD, my butt feels so good! Yes, can opener, open MY can! EEEEEIIIIINNNNFFFF OH GOD YES, RIGHT THERE! HARDER! HARDEEEEEER!

we really need a twitching eye emoticon.

Second this

 

[Trombonista]

Yeah, I would be in favor of a Nicki as well, I mean, there is enough content to make decent-sized one.

Case in point:

Oh, my. I just realized a manual can opener makes a good butt plug. Open the handles, put one in there, use the crank as a handle. Awesome.
...
Oh GOD, my butt feels so good! Yes, can opener, open MY can! EEEEEIIIIINNNNFFFF OH GOD YES, RIGHT THERE! HARDER! HARDEEEEEER!

we really need a twitching eye emoticon.

Wouldn't a can opener in the butt be really painful? It's sharp for a reason.

 

[Reshiram]

this guy is no Our Pet Lolcow

Hi Nick.

I meant he isn't funny in anyway like Chris is
I genuinely hadn't heard of nick before I saw this thread

 

[Bugaboo]

Maybe when he says he wants a woman with no vagina he wants a trans gender man who hasn't had a sex change so she still has a dick.
Or he wants a woman with a big gaping hole or a woman who pees out her butt.
Imagine the travesty of Nick getting a woman with no butt!

(Also his bed's gotta be stained with poo I hope he washes up after himself because I sure as hell don't wanna use the butt can opener to open my canned corn.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Yeah, I would be in favor of a Nicki as well, I mean, there is enough content to make decent-sized one.

Case in point:

Oh, my. I just realized a manual can opener makes a good butt plug. Open the handles, put one in there, use the crank as a handle. Awesome.
...
Oh GOD, my butt feels so good! Yes, can opener, open MY can! EEEEEIIIIINNNNFFFF OH GOD YES, RIGHT THERE! HARDER! HARDEEEEEER!

we really need a twitching eye emoticon.

Wouldn't a can opener in the butt be really painful? It's sharp for a reason.

He said to open the handles and put one in his butt, I assume he meant one of the two handles, which would be lacking in sharp parts. Even then, I fail to see how a can opener makes a good buttplug.

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

Hahaha, just noticed something on his wiki.
On the page where he roots through his chatlogs to point out Anna's hypocrisy (which apparently makes him not-a-stalker) he has a section dedicated to compliments Anna has given him. (It's blank.)

 

[Reshiram]

I spent ages reading his Twitter last night. He very bluntly says he will kill people until this Anna marries him. I don't live in the US so I don't know what I can do, but surely one of you can just anon forward this to the police or something?

 

[Bugaboo]

I spent ages reading his Twitter last night. He very bluntly says he will kill people until this Anna marries him. I don't live in the US so I don't know what I can do, but surely one of you can just anon forward this to the police or something?

He already "sorta" in trouble with the police but they don't really seem to want to do anything about this clearly insane man running amok typing that he's going to kill people until some chick marries him

 

[Long Sun]

I kinda wonder if Nick has been declared not mental competent? Give if clear illness and the fact the police talked to his case worker rather then him. Even given that its time for some facility he can get out of

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I heard a guy got fired, said he was going to go home and get his gun and then return to kill his boss. They called the police and they said they couldn't do anything about it. The guy carried through his threat and shot his boss.

After Newtown, a guy in my area posted on Facebook he was glad the "little shits" died and congratulated the shooter on killing the kids. He was arrested for inducing panic or menacing and had to pay a fine and perform community service, IIRC.

America: what a country.

I honestly don't know what the cops can do unless he carries out his threats. After all, there are a lot of retards posting threats on the internet, the cops can't investigate them all. However, since he wrote "death to America" on his Twitter page, he's probably on some sort of terrorist watch list

I don't know if he's mentally incompetent (what else would you call someone who has to go to the emergency room because he gets stuff stuck in his butt , or thinking flunking high school and never getting a real job are things to aspire to, WTF?) and that's why he has a case worker, or if "case worker" is code for "parole officer" (I don't know if the list CrotchGobbler posted was crimes he was charged with or crimes convicted of, there's a big difference). It's probably a good thing he needs to talk to a therapist and a case worker, he obviously isn't well.

If you wanted to get action, it would probably be more effective to tell his case worker or therapist about the crazy stuff he says. Unfortunately, due to privacy laws I doubt anyone can find that out.

 

[Long Sun]

I think it crimes he claims he committed

 

[Surtur]

Why would he make a list like that?

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

Why would he make a list like that?

Would it be A-Logging for me to say "Because he's an idiot"?

Because it's probably because he's an idiot.

 

[Golly]

I bet he just wanted to look like a hardcore badass that da ladies would swoon over. Not that he succeeded.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

It isn't A-logging if it's true, CrotchGobbler.

All the evidence of Nick's stupidity you'll ever need is on his Twitter account.

Someone said he likes the attention he gets from behaving like an idiot. If that's true, that's his greatest accomplishment in life.

 

[Bob's Fries]

It isn't A-logging if it's true, CrotchGobbler.

All the evidence of Nick's stupidity you'll ever need is on his Twitter account.

Someone said he likes the attention he gets from behaving like an idiot. If that's true, that's his greatest accomplishment in life.

That's pathetic.

 

[cypocryphy]

Why would he make a list like that?

Would it be A-Logging for me to say "Because he's an idiot"?

Because it's probably because he's an idiot.

Would it be a-logging for me to say that I want to take a claw hammer to his rancid teeth?

 

[CalmMyTits]

Why would he make a list like that?

Would it be A-Logging for me to say "Because he's an idiot"?

Because it's probably because he's an idiot.

Would it be a-logging for me to say that I want to take a claw hammer to his rancid teeth?

No, because these teeth are pretty nasty. I've seen meth mouths, but Nick's is different than that. I wonder if he ever suffers from toothaches because there was this one huge brown spot on his front teeth, and that is tooth decay in a critical stage.

Rotting teeth can cause infections that can spread to the jaw and to the body, becoming fatal. Knocking out his teeth would do him a favor, actually.

 

[Judge Holden]

^^

To be honest I think we should call a permenant A-log day for where Nick is concerned. Given all he has done and all he is threatening to do he is fair game for all OTT insults, threats, and wishes for violent, shark buggery related deaths