💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Trombonista]

I think Nick just wants a woman with two butts.

 

[Male]

Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

Also, fuck him for having the same first name as me.

At least our last names aren't Bate.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I think Nick just wants a woman with two butts.

Don't you mean two pairs of butt?

 

[Long Sun]

(in case anyone is wondering, no, I haven't given up on that one person who shall remain nameless in light of the bs they pulled recently)

(but, you know, trying not to mention this person publicly until the heat stops being heated)

I wonder if there is sometype of court order on Nick?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

(in case anyone is wondering, no, I haven't given up on that one person who shall remain nameless in light of the bs they pulled recently)

(but, you know, trying not to mention this person publicly until the heat stops being heated)

I wonder if there is some type of court order on Nick?

sounds like it.

 

[Guy-in-Gherkin-Getup]

Why does he find vulvas so gross? I mean, I'm a lesbian and I love how my partner's bits feels like in the moment when I'm able to visit her, though I'm neutral about how any looks when I'm not in the mood. It's not like it's a constantly gaping hole, and even if you have an inner labia longer than your outer(unless you have that condition where it is extremely enlarged), they all look unobtrusive to me unless you are spreading your legs. You don't need to think it's pretty XD. Wet ladybits= aroused by you, aroused by you= your arousal? I don't think it's necessarily because he's secretly gay, as not all gay men find them gross. I know some people can't handle genitals, and that's ok, but the way he says it is just so offensive. If he ever has a partner, I'll feel so bad for her even if she is dumb enough to get into a relationship with him. How awful would it be if someone you love looked at a pretty intimate body part and went "EW COOTIES" .

 

[CalmMyTits]

His teeth. Holy Mother of Raptor Jesus, his teeth.

I read the ED article on him and just... what the hell. And his list of requirements for sweethearts... a girl with no vagina? How does that... just... what...

I'm not into anal, but I can respect other's liking for this. Scat is a whole another thing, and I skimmed through that Meadow fic that's on his ED and if my brother wrote that about me I would disavow all connections to him and never want to see him again.

 

[Golly]

Thankfully (?), he seems to have relented slightly on the "no vaginas" part. But only slightly.

 

[c-no]

Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

He now has a list of traits that he requires in a girlfriend:

To see some of his requirements in a girlfriend makes me believe that Chris' sign is much, much better in comparison.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Re: Nick Bate - Another creep similar to Chris?

He now has a list of traits that he requires in a girlfriend:

Pure mental sickness, stupidity, arrogance, perversion, also nobody in the whole world (assuming there are vaginaless girls) fits through half of that fucking list, oh fuck... I regret reading that, my fucking sides... this is impossible, insanity oh sheer insanity... sdkauglsigkhsaldghfkasdmhflsadfhusdlfajkldfsfhasdiulfgsa *brain explouds*

 

[Reshiram]

I am reading through his twitter and I genuinely fear for this Anna girl. I actually feel she is in danger of being raped or even worse. He has all these drawings as well, I'm sure they've been posted to the thread already but jesus fucking christ, this guy is no Chris Chan

 

[Reshiram]

(in case anyone is wondering, no, I haven't given up on that one person who shall remain nameless in light of the bs they pulled recently)

(but, you know, trying not to mention this person publicly until the heat stops being heated)

I wonder if there is sometype of court order on Nick?

According to his Twitter there is. He makes multiple references to his case worker and plans to "counter sue"

 

[The Hunter]

this guy is no Our Pet Lolcow

Hi Nick.

 

[Tim Buckley]

this guy is no Our Pet Lolcow

Hi Nick.

He's not Nick, he's JustinRPG :3

 

[TheCrotchGobbler]

Nick apparently had his own wiki about 4 years ago.
Not a wiki for him, like the Cwcki, though.
A wiki by him, mostly to catalogue his shitty Homestar Runner fan fiction.

http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/Main_Page

Most of the pages have been overtaken by spambots so in order to get at them you need to check the history.
http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/?ti ... oldid=2679

Going to get some choice bits and post them here in case they disappear forever.

A LIST OF CRIMES NICK HAS COMMITED

Spoiler

http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/?title=User:Nick_Bate&diff=prev&oldid=2679
I'm not as bad as I sound. A lot of this may be a bit exaggerated, but it still totally happened. However, I have good reasoning for most of it. Like, the attempted murder and stuff was in self-defense, so yeah. Long story.
Theft
Terroristic threats
Smoking marijuana
Assault
Vandalism
Stalking
Sexual harrassment
Piracy
Illegal downloading
Slander
Truancy
Possession and dissemination of child pornography (I, uh, once sent my friends nekkid videos of me. o_o
Porn in general (I'm under 18)
Corruption of minors
Attempted murder
Obstruction of justice
Conspiracy
Voyeurism
Eavesdropping
Copyright infringement & plagiarism
Soliciting deviant sexual acts

SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW (in which nick denies being a stalker by sorting through his ancient, meticulously saved chatlogs with her and posting it)
(warning: this one is very long)

Spoiler

http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/Some_Things_You_Should_Know (this one might be wonky because i just copy-pasted the whole thing without regard for formatting)


This page is under construction while I sift through 297 chat logs, dawgs.
You've all heard the stories about Nick being a creepy stalker, right? Of course you have! Well, here's some other pieces of information you might want to see!
Nick isn't just some random dude that started "stalking" her. Oh no, not at all! Nick was one of Anna's CLOSE FRIENDS since 2006! GASP! REVELATION! And guess what?! Until August 23, 2008, Anna never before complained aboot any of the things she now complains about!
Also note that this page is not meant to hurt Anna's feelings or anything, but rather to save my own ass and prove that I'm not a creepy, idiotic stalker like she claims I am.
Contents [hide]
1 Oh, dat hypocritic Anna!
1.1 April 9, 2006
1.2 May 26, 2006
2 OMG Anna has actually complimented Nick in the past!
3 Nick does not always talk aboot marriage and sex
3.1 February 29, 2008
4 The Real Anna Nickel
4.1 April 4, 2008
5 Nick really knows his shiznit
6 Miscellaneous mindfucks
6.1 May 13, 2006
[edit]Oh, dat hypocritic Anna!

You may have heard that Anna considers the word 'aboot' offensive to Canadians for some reason! Well, let's take a look at some excerpts from chat logs, shall we?
[edit]April 9, 2006
hagurumon41: Guess what I might be doing Thursday?
shippinator_mandy: Meeting Myrrh?
hagurumon41: Uh... yeah.
hagurumon41: How did you know? Are you psychic?!
hagurumon41: I swear, that wasn't you! That was... some person I just made up!
shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.
shippinator_mandy: Does she know?
hagurumon41: Yeah, we kinda just made the plans.
shippinator_mandy: Ah.
hagurumon41: Like, a couple minutes ago.
shippinator_mandy: Well, have fun.
shippinator_mandy: AND TAKE PICTURES.
WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP
shippinator_mandy: You talk aboot it a lot.
OHHHHHHHH, WHAT WAS THAT, ANNA?
[edit]May 26, 2006
Hagurumon31: oh, and I'm 177 pounds.
IllNeedACrane: I'm...115.
IllNeedACrane: And 5'3".
Hagurumon31: Well, if that chart at that science place was right, I'm three pounds underweight... somehow.
IllNeedACrane: O_o
Hagurumon31: I don't know how that's possible, unless it meant 180 pounds of muscle instead of fat.
IllNeedACrane: Well, if you ARE 5'8"...
Hagurumon31: Yeah... the chart said 180 lbs. is what 5'8" peeps are supposed to be.
IllNeedACrane: So you're fine.
IllNeedACrane: What aboot 5'3"?
Hagurumon31: I... don't know... I didn't think to look.
IllNeedACrane: Well, do ya think 115 lbs is okay?
Hagurumon31: Yeah, should be.
IllNeedACrane: Cool.
Did you spot the 'aboot'?
[edit]OMG Anna has actually complimented Nick in the past!

And here's some nice things Anna has said aboot me!
[edit]Nick does not always talk aboot marriage and sex

And here's evidence that I do NOT always hit on her!
[edit]February 29, 2008
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Okay. I need to tell you this.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hmm?
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm breaking up with Paul. THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE WITH ME. CAPICHE?
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Huh?
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: How come you're breaking up?
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: It just ain't workin' out
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Oh.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: So like. Are you okay?
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I'm fine.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: In fact, I'm...kind of glad. I just did it.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: And he seems okay with it. I think we'll be able to stay friends, which is a good thing.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah, okay.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Do you... have anyone else in mind?
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Nope.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Ah.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Hey, uh.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Yuss?
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Is it alright if I tell KN? He... kinda thought you were in an abusive relationship and... I mean, this'd kinda be evidence against it. o_o;
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: He did? O_o
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why?
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. For the past three weeks, actually.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: That's just silly. O_o
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well... he said you display the symptoms and stuff. Actually, Jessa and I discussed it, to.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: *too
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: I do? O_o That's odd, because I was never in such a relationship.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Yeah. I know.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: So yeah, tell him I never was in an abusive relationship.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: I did. But I didn't tell him WHY I know this.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Why did you know?
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Um? Because you broke up with your boyfriend.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Aside from the fact that I wouldn't keep something like that a secret.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Well, that's the thing. People who're being abused DO tend to keep it a secret, so.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ahh.
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Odd.
[22] Kentucky Don't Exist!: You... didn't know this? I mean... y'know... they'd be ashamed and stuff...
[22] Anna Cassidy smells like Teen Spirit.: Ah.
You will note that not only did I not take advantage of the situation and swoop in for the rebound, I actually counseled her and provided her with useful information! Plus I was worried aboot her being in an abusive relationship!
[edit]The Real Anna Nickel

Instances of Anna yelling at me for no reason whatsoever. Reminds you of present-day, huh?
[edit]April 4, 2008
[19] anna_cassidy_nickel@hotmail.com: K, I'm not angry at you anymore.
[19] Meebo Message: Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty. is online
[19] Kentucky Don't Exist!: Oh, hi!
[19] Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty.: I have realized that perhaps I am too controlling of you.
[19] Kentucky Don't Exist!: ...uhh... how so? o.O
[19] Anna Cassidy - And everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty.: I dunno. I just boss you around so much.
Ah, she finally admits it! Too bad she forgot this realization shortly afterward.
[edit]Nick really knows his shiznit

Instances of Nick being the intelligent one!
[edit]Miscellaneous mindfucks

[edit]May 13, 2006
Hagurumon31: Well, what if you devised a point system, and buicking is like, the most expensive prize that I might be able to achieve like once a year?
IllNeedACrane: No.
Hagurumon31: Oh... well, what kind of prizes CAN I get?
IllNeedACrane: Uh...
IllNeedACrane: Kisses. Drawings. Stuff like that.
Okay, yes, I admit I asked her for anilingus here, but you'll also notice that HOLY CRAP SHE AGREED TO KISSES.

ROMANTIC THINGS NICK WOULD DO FOR ANNA IF SHE MARRIED HIM

Spoiler

http://editthis.info/nick_bate_wiki/Romantic_Things_Nick_Would_Do_for_Anna_if_She_Married_Him
Take her on vacations
Do all the household chores for her
Give her massages
Give her lots of gifts, but at random intervals so it would still surprise her
Make breakfast in bed
Always be open and honest with her, and never hide anything
Always be nice to her, trying to avoid arguments and such
Cuddle with her when she's cold to warm her up, or just for the sake of cuddling
Comfort her when she's sad
Make her soup (assuming vegetarian soup exists) and keep her warm and cozy in bed when she's sick
Give her plenty of hugs and kisses
Keep her safe from any and all danger
more when I remember stuff!

This shit's only the tip of the iceberg. A Nick-i in the style of the CWCki wouldn't have any lack of material, that's for sure.


I'm not entirely sure if this counts as doxing him; it's not exactly his phone number or anything but it's a little bit more internet-detectivery than most of the other posts have been. If it IS doxing, please PM me and I'll remove it. (or a mod could just remove it themself, and ban me. i like the one where i'm not banned, though)

 

[Tim Buckley]

If it IS doxing, please PM me and I'll remove it.

Meh, there must be many loopholes to abuse in regards to giving information about this freak.

 

[Saney]

Nick apparently had his own wiki about 4 years ago.
Not a wiki for him, like the Cwcki, though.

Someone needs to fix this. There needs to be a Nickwiki...A Nicki.

 

[Fialovy]

Yeah, I would be in favor of a Nicki as well, I mean, there is enough content to make decent-sized one.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Meh. They thought there was enough material for a Logattopedia as well but the whole thing just ended up fizzling out and getting run over by spam. I don't think a Nicki will catch on.

 

[Saney]

Yeah, I would be in favor of a Nicki as well, I mean, there is enough content to make decent-sized one.

Case in point:

Oh, my. I just realized a manual can opener makes a good butt plug. Open the handles, put one in there, use the crank as a handle. Awesome.
...
Oh GOD, my butt feels so good! Yes, can opener, open MY can! EEEEEIIIIINNNNFFFF OH GOD YES, RIGHT THERE! HARDER! HARDEEEEEER!

we really need a twitching eye emoticon.