💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Damocles_Sword]

Oh, huh! I didn't know he had a new-ish LiveJournal--in all honesty I'd been trying very, very hard to pretend he didn't even exist--so I guess I missed that. Good to know that someone is taking some of his shit seriously, I suppose.

Regarding the Baker Act, California's laws seem to be somewhat similar. Quoth Wikipedia: "The criteria for writing requires probable cause. These include danger to self; danger to others together with some indication, prior to the administering of the hold, of symptoms of a mental disorder; and/or grave disability, as noted below. The conditions must exist within the context of a mental illness."

Bolding mine, because that part seems a bit sketchy to me--it makes sense in theory, but since there has to have been some indication of mental illness prior to the hold, it seems like a fair bit of stuff might slip through the cracks...

And ForeverAlonePonyfag, I sincerely hope that you never feel that hopeless again. It's an awful place to be.

EDIT: I missed Damoclese_Sword's post, so I'd like to reply that yes, I honestly do. While I'm admittedly unsure of how he'd go about it, that fucker's deranged enough that I have no doubt in my mind that if he had access to something like a gun, he would use it. And, unfortunately, not on himself.

Do you think he has the means to actually physically get to you?

 

[Ancani]

So glad I haven't seen him in a dress. For some reason it seems the people who crossdress, much like nudists, are mostly people who really shouldn't.

Unfortunately, pictures of him in a dress show up pretty quickly if you google him, so...yeah, I've seen him in a dress, and it's exactly as horrible as you'd expect.

Granted, there are some amazing crossdressers out there--hell, just look at drag queens, or really good crossplayers--but a lot of the fetishists really cannot pull it off.

And Damocles_Sword: I'm unsure about that, admittedly. That said, I'm also not the one he's threatening to murder. Additionally, he's instilled quite a sense of paranoia in me--if he found a way to get out here, I know he would jump at the chance.

 

[drtoboggan]

Unfortunately, pictures of him in a dress show up pretty quickly if you google him, so...yeah, I've seen him in a dress, and it's exactly as horrible as you'd expect.

Granted, there are some amazing crossdressers out there--hell, just look at drag queens, or really good crossplayers--but a lot of the fetishists really cannot pull it off.

And Damocles_Sword: I'm unsure about that, admittedly. That said, I'm also not the one he's threatening to murder.

I'm going to take your word for it. The sanity loss is likely on par with being face to face with Cthulhu. Little Nicky is now on my list of Things Not To Google.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Hi Anna,

You mentioned having lost your Nick chatlogs. I still have the ones you're talking about, and I can email them to you if you want. They're from 2006-04-09 until 2009-08-23.

If you don't want to respond to me here, Jessa can tell you where to find me.

- Heather

Do you also have the full versions of the Skype chats between Nick, Simon and Thom that were compiled in this video?

Also, I remember you mentioned on Twitter that you had a recording of Steve trying to smash Nick's hand inside the door, have you dug that one up yet?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does Nick even know how to take a screencap? I mean, not taking a photo of a dirty screen with a camera? Also, I haven't read through the entire thread yet, but just what is wrong with his apartment?

Also, I really like all the support the members here are offering. I also just noticed that this thread is viewable to members only, which is a good idea.

 

[Null]

I've made threads in Lolcow visible, but readable to registered users only. I'll probably keep it like this for a week. Nick thinks it's fun to communicate by proxy via twitter so I'll flush him out. If he joins I'll just ban him.

 

[Danger]

Good on you Null. Nick has plenty of other venues for harassing Anna we don't need to provide another.

 

[drtoboggan]

Does Nick even know how to take a screencap? I mean, not taking a photo of a dirty screen with a camera? Also, I haven't read through the entire thread yet, but just what is wrong with his apartment?

Also, I really like all the support the members here are offering. I also just noticed that this thread is viewable to members only, which is a good idea.

His apartment is full of cat urine. He also apparently doesn't know how toilets work and pisses on the floor.

 

[VJ 343]

Good Job Null for keeping Nick's grubby paws off the forums (since I doubt he will be smart enough to register with a name that isn't obviously him).

Following his tweets make me really uncomfortable. He is absolutely delusional, "all requirements for wife apply to me too", just wow.

I hope he doesn't actually carry out any intent to harass Anna by Tumblr too. I wish there was a more clear cut law regarding online harassment, it's still very up in the air and I have noticed law enforcement authorities prefer to take action when they have something they can actively charge for. I really hope Nick isn't bad enough to harm someone (Poor Amber... ) but there's been enough cases that an "ounce of prevention" should really be explored.

 

[JustSomeGuy]

God damn....I have to say, Anna, you're quite the trooper for having to have dealt with a...thing such as Master Bate. Even having lurked in Lolcow for so long, I still have yet to see an entity such as him outside of B-rated horror flicks. If Lovecraft's works ever become real, you'd be our best bet to deal with it, considering what you've put up with. Also, Null, you are a damn hero! I wish more forums had admins with your special brand of awesome.

 

[Pikonic]

The way he says Wife makes him seem dumber.
"Wife thinks Im stupid. I'm gonna film myself doing math to impress Wife."

Add some caveman grunts to that if you like.

Also Null did the right thing. I'm all for lolcows coming here for insight or moar lulz, but not if they're joining to creep on a member.

 

[libertyoftheaether]

I don't understand how the same standards that apply to his potential partner apply to Master Bate too. Is he also required to wear cotton panties and skirts too? Does he also have to be born without a vagina but still count as a female?

On one hand, I'm laughing at how dumb this is, but on the other some of his expectations are nightmare fuel. I think I've gotten some inspiration for writing a lolcow version of Dante's Inferno.

 

[Danger]

If I remember correctly back when I first started following Nick on twitter he tweeted a few times about crossdressing and hawt minors on a public bus. On my phone though and not digging through months of terribleness to find it. I just don't think I have the mental fortitude for it right now.

 

[EI 903]

I don't understand how the same standards that apply to his potential partner apply to Master Bate too. Is he also required to wear cotton panties and skirts too? Does he also have to be born without a vagina but still count as a female?

On one hand, I'm laughing at how dumb this is, but on the other some of his expectations are nightmare fuel. I think I've gotten some inspiration for writing a lolcow version of Dante's Inferno.

Would it be a hell of lolcows, or would each ring be a special punishment for the lolcow condemned to it?

 

[Pikonic]

Praise Null
/10 would ask to keep creeper away again

 

[libertyoftheaether]

Would it be a hell of lolcows, or would each ring be a special punishment for the lolcow condemned to it?

Each ring would be a punishment for each lolcow. With Master Bate, he will be condemned to drown in the sewage of Babylon for all eternity, his foul fetish being turned into his worst nightmare.

 

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Praise Null
/10 would ask to keep creeper away again

I can't begin to say how happy it makes me that he noticed and is unhappy about it.

 

[fuzzypickles]

Thank God Anna is safe on our watch. We have a way of dealing with Nick and other individuals like him:

 

[VJ 343]

I won't upload a screen of the almost incomprehensible shitfest that is Nick's last slew of tweets (also why does he refer to internet credit as 'minutes'? Are you guys charged by minute of cellular internet usage in America?) but it's so bizarre.

He says I'm the perfect wife - which sounds remarkably similar to someone else we all know (perhaps a little more perverse), like he too wants the passive role in a relationship, except without the added effort of nurturing. I love how he talks about being homeless and bedridden too, as is he isn't already crippled emotionally and physically - how does he eat with those teeth?!

How in the everloving christtitties does someone give consent to have sex without asking? I'm confused :/

Also I was wondering about Nick, his obsession with Canada seems so illogical to me. Usually Americans like Canada for their slightly more social perspective; things like free health care, better working conditions and wages and better access to education - all things which Nick couldn't utilize due to being a lazy/unhygenic and uneducated ass.

 

[Null]

-retard snip-

Edit: Apparently I misread this tweet and he's actually saying "I could wish for money, fame, or power" but I interpreted it literally as "poo-er" because my brain is completely incapable of reading his fucking faux written Canadian accent that makes my blood fucking boil.