💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)
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libertyoftheaether
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Despite the handful of weens, we're not such a bad sort around here. We're a bit autistic, but not a bad sort. If you'd like to stick around here, I'd definitely recommend reading the CWCki and learning about the man who brought us all together.
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Or just looking through the Parkourdude91 subforum. It's about Jace Connors, a 23 year old, video game obsessed, perpetually stoned, homophobic, racist, "future retired marine" (self-awarded), and "future navy SEAL" and the various antics he gets into. He's a lot less creepy than Nick and a lot funnier. Every Monday he does livestreams of himself playing video games and his own talk show "Fact Zone", which is like what would happen if Glen Beck did a ton of acid.
Some of his highlights include:
Playing The Sim's as his own character "Commander Stryker".
Burning down his Sim's house with a grill cheese sandwich.
The firefighters not being able to put out the grill cheese fire because he built 20ft high Anti-Terrorist walls around his house.
Commander Stryker's slow decent from "Ultimate Badass" to "Guy in a shack with a shitty life".
Breaking his moniter because someone flashed a dick at him in Skype.
On a different stream, wrapping himself in tinfoil after being flashed a dick in Skype to "protect himself from the gay HAARP waves".
On a still different stream, taking "pure THC extract", proceeding to trip out. It ends with him pointing a toy shotgun at someone who entered his room and yelling "How do I know you're not Makorov?"
The trial of Tyce Andrews, his retarded sociopathic friend who stole some of his games. It devolved into "Tyce and Jace beating the snot out of each other" before they make up and continue on with the stream. Which quickly went to "Jace hides from the Skype dicks in the bathroom while Tyce goes through his porn stash".
Most of the recent "Jace and Tyce" livestream was pretty boring, except for a few shining examples:
The "Cooking with Tyce" segment, which showed us how to make Doritos and Mtn Dew smoothies.
"Tyce's Skateboarding Adventure", where Tyce attempts to prove that he can skateboard, proceeds to fall down the stairs.
And of course, Jace playing with his John Cena and Bibleman action figures while complaining about how his mom got him a Bibleman action figure, all while Tyce looks on in horror.
The most recent livestream, where Tyce first streamed himself playing "ethnic cleansing", a game made by retarded neo-nazis like himself, got pissed off, wreaked Jace's room, and apparently puked all over the place.
Jace cleaned it up, found the bottle of Mtn Dew that Tyce puked on/in, complained that there was sticky chunks all over/in it, proceeded to drink it.
Cue several hours later, when a caller informs Jace that Tyce puked in in drink. Jace freaks out in fear that mental retardation works like zombification, fears that drink Tyce backwater will turn him into an "illiterate piece of shit like Tyce".
And of course, the ongoing "Operation Tupacalypse Now", where Jace and his band of idiotic friends become convinced that the rapper Tupac is being held in an Islamic Rap Bunker in Gaza. Please note that Tupac has been dead since the 90s. So, in order to save Tupac, Jace sends his moronic racist friend Eli to Israel to assassinate the former Prime Minister of Palestine and rescue Tupac in exchange for an X-Box One. When this first happened, everyone thought "oh, he's just going to hide out at Tyce's house for a while". Cue video of Eli walking around Tel Aviv. Currently, we're trying to figure out if Eli is scamming Jace while his family is on vacation, or is the video fake, or if Eli is really just that stupid.
Some of his highlights include:
Playing The Sim's as his own character "Commander Stryker".
Burning down his Sim's house with a grill cheese sandwich.
The firefighters not being able to put out the grill cheese fire because he built 20ft high Anti-Terrorist walls around his house.
Commander Stryker's slow decent from "Ultimate Badass" to "Guy in a shack with a shitty life".
Breaking his moniter because someone flashed a dick at him in Skype.
On a different stream, wrapping himself in tinfoil after being flashed a dick in Skype to "protect himself from the gay HAARP waves".
On a still different stream, taking "pure THC extract", proceeding to trip out. It ends with him pointing a toy shotgun at someone who entered his room and yelling "How do I know you're not Makorov?"
The trial of Tyce Andrews, his retarded sociopathic friend who stole some of his games. It devolved into "Tyce and Jace beating the snot out of each other" before they make up and continue on with the stream. Which quickly went to "Jace hides from the Skype dicks in the bathroom while Tyce goes through his porn stash".
Most of the recent "Jace and Tyce" livestream was pretty boring, except for a few shining examples:
The "Cooking with Tyce" segment, which showed us how to make Doritos and Mtn Dew smoothies.
"Tyce's Skateboarding Adventure", where Tyce attempts to prove that he can skateboard, proceeds to fall down the stairs.
And of course, Jace playing with his John Cena and Bibleman action figures while complaining about how his mom got him a Bibleman action figure, all while Tyce looks on in horror.
The most recent livestream, where Tyce first streamed himself playing "ethnic cleansing", a game made by retarded neo-nazis like himself, got pissed off, wreaked Jace's room, and apparently puked all over the place.
Jace cleaned it up, found the bottle of Mtn Dew that Tyce puked on/in, complained that there was sticky chunks all over/in it, proceeded to drink it.
Cue several hours later, when a caller informs Jace that Tyce puked in in drink. Jace freaks out in fear that mental retardation works like zombification, fears that drink Tyce backwater will turn him into an "illiterate piece of shit like Tyce".
And of course, the ongoing "Operation Tupacalypse Now", where Jace and his band of idiotic friends become convinced that the rapper Tupac is being held in an Islamic Rap Bunker in Gaza. Please note that Tupac has been dead since the 90s. So, in order to save Tupac, Jace sends his moronic racist friend Eli to Israel to assassinate the former Prime Minister of Palestine and rescue Tupac in exchange for an X-Box One. When this first happened, everyone thought "oh, he's just going to hide out at Tyce's house for a while". Cue video of Eli walking around Tel Aviv. Currently, we're trying to figure out if Eli is scamming Jace while his family is on vacation, or is the video fake, or if Eli is really just that stupid.
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I actually have read bits and pieces of it. Chris is...certainly a fascinating fellow. I do definitely need to beef up on my CWC knowledge, though!
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The way he just calls her "Wife" makes my skin crawl.
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"A person claiming to be wife"
Nice dude
Dilbertmann
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thank you based null
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THANK YOU, Null. Scum like him don't need to be sullying the forums with his nasty stench and teeth.
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I hope that creep doesn't scare away Anna from here.
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How much you wanna bet he does it anyway?
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Nick should consider putting his head under a moving truck.
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It makes mine crawl too, believe me.
In a perverse way I'm almost hoping he starts sending asks on Tumblr so my friends can absolutely rip him to shreds, but most of me just wants him to go away forever and die horribly. Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll set himself on fire by accident.
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It's only a matter of time for him, considering how fucked up his teeth have gotten.
libertyoftheaether
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Null confirmed for god-tier administrator.
Considering the state of rot his teeth are in, all it would take is for an infection to get into his gums and put his system into septic shock. My brother had a similar infection which got into his jawbone and it was a constant tax on his immune system. Nick's probably already had his gums infected because he looks really unhealthy.
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