💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I wonder if Earth is evil. 'Cause it keeps killing people with earthquakes and stuff. Or maybe it's punishing PEOPLE for being evil. Hm.

Nick thinks the Earth is sentient.

Someone recently told me that autism isn't necessarily hereditary. Is it bad that I'm sad my kids might not be like me and Wife?

Still pulling the 'tism card even though his psych report debunked it.

My goal plan for my group thing has me taking real shooers. I hate real shooers. I don't think I can keep it up much longer.

This s the first photo of him where he looks somewhat clean as long as he keeps his mouth shut.

Thom is confusing me. I think he forgets that I'm not smart enough to solve riddles and stuff and then I never find oot the answer

He's talking about @awfulhorse who clearly notes that he's a she and she goes by "Heather"now. Way to be an asshole Nick.

I just read that vaginas feel like the rooves of mooths. Hoo do you vagina-likers not get rugburn on your penii?

With his poor oral hygiene, I wouldn't be surprised that the roof of his mouth feels like the surface of the Moon

Anyone else notice the stigma of wearing glasses disappeared COMPLETELY and suspiciously quickly? If only that'd happen for other stigmas

Vague analogy, you know he's talking about pedophilia.

Got a text from Dad that my paternal grandfather died today. I remember when my paternal grandfather-in-law died. My father-in-law was sad.

Nick's grandpa died and he's not phased at all.

He also made a series of tweets that make me think the antique store went out of business or his mom got fired for having her stinky ass son who leers at any tween that walks in around all the time.

and the best Nick Bate tweet ever:

I wonder what happened in my childhood that made me the way that I am.

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

I heard someone doesn't like water because Sonic the Hedgehog drowns in it in the original game or something somewhere.

I don't know who that is but I do know that this is arguably the funniest shit I've ever heard of in my entire fucking life. That is an astonishing amount of Autism.

 

[Coldgrip]

This s the first photo of him where he looks somewhat normal as long as he keeps his mouth shut.

Nah, he still looks like a creepy pedo.

 

[DC 740]

He has a pretty punch-able face, especially when you know how vile he is.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

The guy who is afraid of water because it resulted in death is Nick Smith.
http://kotaku.com/5873529/the-upcoming-ulillillia-documentary-has-an-ulillillierrffic-trailer

The writeup doesn't do enough justice for him the guy lives off microwavable cheese pizzas with the grease wiped off, plays the shittiest games for hours on end to figure out bugs of video games, doesn't sit in chairs, and walks exclusively in shadows because he thinks the lighter ground is Lava. Surprisingly, he was bullied a lot and eventually had to get one on one teaching to graduate.

On the other hand, he's a math genius, self-published a book, and is currently designing a game by himself.

Bate and Chris Chan are irredeemable no good pieces of shit. I like this guy. If he weren't so fucking eccentric, he could have earned 4 year programming degree and probably worked for a major video game publishing company as a programmer. Instead of living with his parents until they die or actively trying to get a building owned by a family member condemned, he lives with his sister who helps him with the shit he's terrified o and actually pulls his weight. He has a part time job as a janitor at their apartment complex so they get a discount on rent on top of his wages. Also unlike those two, he's managed to excel at his job because of his obsessive attention to detail to the point where he's now covering multiple buildings.

I think the biggest difference betweenUILIUIILULuliul and others is that he has enough self-awareness to know that he's a freak. He knows that he'll be forever alone for his odd behavior so he doesn't aggressively and awkwardly pursue any girl that smiles at him. He also was able to identify his strengths and weaknesses and found an actual job where he's an asset instead of a tax write-off. He's also spent five years building a PC game from the ground up. I'm sure it will look like shit and have a bland storyline, but it's better than anything I could come up with.

Nah, he still looks like a creepy pedo.

You're rght, I'm going to edit that to "clean"

Now, as far as Bate's fear of bathing... he has tweeted that he is afraid of being "attacked in the shower". This is my hypothesis: based on his inability to understand why stalking, sexual assault, pedophilia, bizarre fetishes are bad things, he probably thinks that most people think that it is okay and that they will do it to him. Maybe he watched a couple of episodes of Oz while smoking with his Dad. This also explains why he hates going outside. Ergo, Bate is okay with all of these things as long as they're not done to him. What a terrible sack of shit.

 

[Night Terror]

Ulillilia isn't a lolcow. He's actually a pretty good person. He has extremely severe OCD, one of the worst cases I've ever seen, which explains a lot of his eccentricities, but he's genuinely trying as hard as he can instead of whining about his condition like lolcows do.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I'm sorry if I came across as labeling him a lolcow. I was actually afraid of being accused of white knighting Smith when I posted that. He fits the bizarre criteria, but not the "extreme butthurt" part. I don't think Bate does either he is just more confused as to why people think he's disgusting whenever he gets Alog'd and thinks it's because Anna is lying about him.

The other thing I like about Smith isn't that he's doing these things out of vain narcissism or to impress women like Chris, I just think Smith's genuinely interested in sharing his knowledge of the various bugs in lousy video games to the public. The dude's also dedicated--he's spent five years designing Platform Master and hasn't even gotten to the gameplay part because he has such a devout attetion to detail. Chris and Bate half ass everything they do and I feel like I'm insulting people who half ass stuff by saying that. It's more like they quarter ass things.

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Nick thinks the Earth is sentient.


Still pulling the 'tism card even though his psych report debunked it.

This s the first photo of him where he looks somewhat clean as long as he keeps his mouth shut.


He's talking about @awfulhorse who clearly notes that he's a she and she goes by "Heather"now. Way to be an asshole Nick.


With his poor oral hygiene, I wouldn't be surprised that the roof of his mouth feels like the surface of the Moon


Vague analogy, you know he's talking about pedophilia.


Nick's grandpa died and he's not phased at all.

He also made a series of tweets that make me think the antique store went out of business or his mom got fired for having her stinky ass son who leers at any tween that walks in around all the time.

and the best Nick Bate tweet ever:

That is the most punchable face I've seen in a long time. It's like it's taunting me. Just.. dat neckbeard, tho.

 

[Duke Nukem]

His neighbors complained about the foul odor emitting from his apartment so Joyce has been cleaning the shit he smeared all over the walls so it doesn't get condemned.

And I thought the hoarders were bad. It's been a while, but Nick has his own apartment? Who lives with him?

 

[Coldgrip]

And does he have to warn his neighbors that he's not allowed around kids?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

And I thought the hoarders were bad. It's been a while, but Nick has his own apartment? Who lives with him?

His Aunt Joyce owns the apartment building and I presume she takes part of Nick's for rent. He lives with a cat that pees all over the place.

The more I think about Joyce the more conflicted about her I become. On one hand, she's enabling his gross lazy ass (especially after taking him out of therapy when he was institutionalized), but on the other she's actually a Christian who isn't a hypocrite about the forgiveness and unconditional love thing like the rest of his family. I don't think any of them believe in "mental illness" which is why he's so fucked.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Yeah, letting your cats piss all over the floor, smearing your own fecal matter on the walls, and ranting about butts, pooping, pedofork tendencies, and wanting to marry some autistic Canadian bisexual chick who doesn't care that you exist, all seems like pretty normal behavior to me.

 

[Coldgrip]

You know, even if his aunt owns the building, if his place becomes too filthy and winds up a sanitation hazard (if it hasn't already) that could potentially cause him to get booted out and his aunt fined. Regardless of his relationship to her and how much leeway she's willing to give him she still has an obligation to the other tenants.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Yeah, letting your cats piss all over the floor, smearing your own fecal matter on the walls, and ranting about butts, pooping, pedofork tendencies, and wanting to marry some autistic Canadian bisexual chick who doesn't care that you exist, all seems like pretty normal behavior to me.

Well, they don't think he's normal. I have a unique perspective on this because Nick probably lives less than a half hour from my Dad. There's a whole lot of "fringe religions" there (aside from the ones who think having electricity is a sin) and they probably think he's possessed by buttsex obsessed demons and they're just not praying hard enough or just plain immoral.

You know, even if his aunt owns the building, if his place becomes too filthy and winds up a sanitation hazard (if it hasn't already) that could potentially cause him to get booted out and his aunt fined. Regardless of his relationship to her and how much leeway she's willing to give him she still has an obligation to the other tenants.

Go back a few pages and you'll see where he got a visit from the county inspectors. They contact the landlord first, and Joyce, being the landlord, cleaned his apartment in time while he bitched on twitter like an ungrateful little shit.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Well, they don't think he's normal. I have a unique perspective on this because Nick probably lives less than a half hour from my Dad. There's a whole lot of "fringe religions" there (aside from the ones who think having electricity is a sin) and they probably think he's possessed by buttsex obsessed demons and they're just not praying hard enough or just plain immoral.


Go back a few pages and you'll see where he got a visit from the county inspectors. They contact the landlord first, and Joyce, being the landlord, cleaned his apartment in time while he bitched on twitter like an ungrateful little shit.

They don't? Color me shocked. Does your father know about this guy? And buttsex demons? Sounds like something Moleman would draw.

As for the county inspectors, I'll have to read that later.

 

[Coldgrip]

But will she clean it every time? Considering how filthy he is I imagine the county inspectors will be getting more than a few calls from disgusted tenants. Because even if he's family to her, she's still the landlord and she still needs people to rent from her. And a pedotastic creeper that likes to smear shit on his walls and doesn't bathe has a tendency to drive off prospective clients.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Does your father know about this guy?

My stepmother spends all of my Dad's money on antiques, so it wouldn't be too much a stretch to imagine that they've been to his Mom's store when Bate was "working". I'm overwhelmed with the overpowering smell of shit whenever I visit. I originally thought it was because of the Amish cow farm across the stream when I was a child. Now I that I'm wiser, I know it's because I'm within 20 miles of Nick's stench.

 

[Duke Nukem]

My stepmother spends all of my Dad's money on antiques, so it wouldn't be too much a stretch to imagine that they've been to his Mom's store when Bate was "working". I'm overwhelmed with the overpowering smell of shit whenever I visit. I originally thought it was because of the Amish cow farm across the stream when I was a child. Now I that I'm wiser, I know it's because I'm within 20 miles of Nick's stench.

Good Lord.

Finding out that a bad smell came from somewhere you would never expect is one of the grossest things ever.

Are they even in business anymore?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Idk if anyone's posted this yet, sorry if it has, but he made a new livejournal: http://kydontexist.livejournal.com/

According to that she didn't renew her lease after this month and he was on twitter a couple days bitching about having to help her move. He also talks about the inspections:

I had my apartment inspected three times. One was a normal inspection you apparently have to have every four years or something and the other was because someone called the borough aboot my apartment smelling like urine. Probably cat urine, but I like to pee aroond my place as well. So my aunt came over a couple times and helped me clean all the urine up and do other odd chores too. Then the third inspection was because there was some minor thing one of the others said we needed to do and then they came back to check it again.

God he's like a gristly car accident. You want to avert your eyes but you just can't.

 

[DC 740]

Just piss in the toilet.

How can you not say that enough.

Just piss in the toilet.