💤 Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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I think the problem is that people are trying to limit him to only one disorder... guy needs his own disorder. Stoutzenberger's syndrome: where you fail at literally every single criteria for being a decent human being.

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I'm pissed. Joyce threw oot my Anna pillow again. This is the third damn time.
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Yesterday I intentionally ate Jewish food with my group. I hope God's cool with that. I suspect it's a sin to be Jewish.
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Anyone else wonder if he legitimately believes in Christianity or just claims it so he can make cry-for-attention troll comments like this?

I'm really interested to know what the religious beliefs and political leanings of his family (and Anna) are. Fake fundamentalism and fake nazism would make a whole lot more sense if we knew about a specific liberal/athiest person in his life that he's presumably trying to upset (or maybe just using them as a benchmark for figuring out what he can say to offend other people).
 
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Ugh, how long has he even had that nasty-ass pillow, I wonder? It's got to smell just terrible by now.
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He's had multiple, they keep throwing it away because it's most likely smeared with feces and semen so he gets a new one to commit unspeakable atrocities unto. If I had to witness the things he's committed to that pillow like that cat has, I would pee on everything indiscriminately.

Dynastia dijo:
I'm really interested to know what the religious beliefs and political leanings of his family (and Anna) are. Fake fundamentalism and fake nazism would make a whole lot more sense if we knew about a specific liberal/athiest person in his life that he's presumably trying to upset (or maybe just using them as a benchmark for figuring out what he can say to offend other people).
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His family is a bunch of religious crazies. He lives in the part of Pennsylvania that is indistinct from Alabama other than the horse and buggies. He's so fucked because his Mom doesn't believe in mental diseases. His aunt Joyce puts up with all of his shit probably only because of the whole forgiveness and unconditional love thing. If anyone's going to heaven, it's her for taking her time to help her degenerate nephew clean up cat piss, vomit (he had an acid reflux problem and had tweeted in the past about stepping in his own vomit)), and god knows what else off the walls so his apartment doesn't get condemned by the health department.
 
People like this make me wish that spontaneous human combustion was more common. And like, karma-based.
 
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He's had multiple, they keep throwing it away because it's most likely smeared with feces and semen so he gets a new one to commit unspeakable atrocities unto. If I had to witness the things he's committed to that pillow like that cat has, I would pee on everything indiscriminately.
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This has to be the most sick COW on the forum
 
i have a high tolerance for bullshit and internet crazies but nick bate disgusts me like no other lolcow has. i think it's because he treats his crap as something quirky but ordinary, like it's totally normal that everyone has fucked their kid sister at least once, but he wants to lick her butthole instead. ha ha that nick bates what a rascally scamp :cryblood:
 
Meowzers dijo:
i have a high tolerance for bullshit and internet crazies but nick bate disgusts me like no other lolcow has. i think it's because he treats his crap as something quirky but ordinary, like it's totally normal that everyone has fucked their kid sister at least once, but he wants to lick her butthole instead. ha ha that nick bates what a rascally scamp :cryblood:
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If it helps, I recall people digging up evidence that he didn't really molest her. But he's still a dangerous sick fuck in need of a good mercy killing.
 
Salto dijo:
Better not to. We all know he's an utter attention whore.
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Good plan then. This thread is good enough anyway.

Also, apparently Nick has a certain monsters of the pocket team representing himself and people he knows, with #282 representing himself, and 2 different ones representing the girl he's obsessed over. And this has probably been discussed before, but what's with the excess amount of "oo" in his writing?

And what's this about "spraying stuff" prior to the arrival of an inspector? What have I missed?
 
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Nick made himself as a pony
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I just read more about this guy. Jesus Christ, this guy is not a lolcow, I think he,s legitimately dangerous. How often he talks about touching kids and playing with shit. Did nobody call the police on him yet? I swear this guy makes the shit Jeffry Dahmer did look sane, only it's not known if this lunatic has killed anybody yet. I think it was said that he admitted to inappropriatly touching his younger sister, as much crap as I give Chris Chan I can at least say I'm happy for Chris that he never attempted to try to have sex with kids, like this guy is proudly flaunting to do so.

I'm hoping one of these days this sicko gets arrested and just put in a jail cell or special home away from people, especially kids.
 
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