💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing Redditor who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger cuck visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron in third person on REDDIT. Wife's bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Salty Potatoes]

How the fuck do you run into a massive construction vehicle in the middle of the road? How fast was Balldo going?

I had the same question. I was looking at the satellite view of that area and it's a straight road.

 

[Strix454]

A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area.

A very different account of the accident than Nick's. Loader crossing road in a flat, open industrial area and Nick manages to run his van into the bucket,

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Hey Balldo, not to rain on your parade, but t-boning a construction loader when you’re on the major road and they’re on the minor road doesn’t look good. Insurance providers will say you’re at fault.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He must have gotten sick of people making fun of his Nissan.

Balldomobile still suffering in damage.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman

For those who would like a visual of what the fuck this retard managed to hit.



He saw this crossing the road and tried to gun it to try and beat it. That's the only way I can see it happening based off the description of the event.

 

[Edward Teach]

We need to donate to get the body cam?

 

[L Ghia]

That road is so insanely straight and open, it's crazy that this happened. But if the vehicle pulled out on him, it's probably that van's fault. However, he was no doubt speeding.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

For those who would like a visual of what the fuck this retard managed to hit.

Holy shit, his premiums are fucked if he’s found at fault. Those things are expensive (~100k$).

 

[Botchy Galoop]

So was Nick posting on X at approx 5:30 PM?

I am glad that no children appear to be seriously harmed, however, you can be sure that this accident will be treated as a payday that will involve spinal injuries....
Better Call Saul.

 

[Vibralldo]

How the fuck do you run into a massive construction vehicle in the middle of the road? How fast was Balldo going?

“It was completely their fault, they didn’t see us and caused the accident”

It was a straightaway, his airbags deployed, and he had to go to the hospital, so as fast as he could.

 

[Strix454]

That road is so insanely straight and open, it's crazy that this happened. But if the vehicle pulled out on him, it's probably that van's fault. However, he was no doubt speeding.

Everything looks so open on both sides of the road that he should have been able to see it from forever away. And those things don't move all that fast. He should have been able to either stop or go around it.

 

[Edward Teach]

So the Nissan cuck van is smashed....the methstang is smashed....his whore wife was smashed by black bulls.......

 

[Strix454]

Holy shit, his premiums are fucked if he’s found at fault. Those things are expensive (~100k$).

Its a no-fault state. He is still going to suffer though. And he is already paying a small fortune given all the speeding tickets IF he even has insurance. One of his tickets I believe was for not having insurance.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Here it is:

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100064377111988

Press Release:
Re: Motor vehicle collision with payloader
On Monday, June 1, 2026 at approximately 5:30pm, the Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office responded to a reported motor vehicle collision with a payloader along the 8400 block of Kandiyohi County Rd. 9 NE in Green Lake Township. A passenger van driven by a 44 year old Spicer man with his family was travelling southbound on Co. Rd. 9 when it attempted to avoid a large payloader that was crossing the roadway in front of them. The van struck the payloader in the bucket area. There were 5 occupants in the passenger van and all were transported to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
The Kandiyohi County Sheriff’s Office was assisted by the Spicer Fire Department, Spicer First Responders, Kandiyohi County Rescue Squad, and CentraCare Ambulance.
Chief Deputy Kent Bauman

That idiot hit a slow-moving construction vehicle. He's lucky they aren't all dead.

But that said I could see a scenario if the thing backed into the road not realizing a car was coming. Nick likely not paying attention at all, likely speeding, too, but if they're on/ off the road they usually have workers in the road stopping/ directing traffic.

If this makes Nick money I'm going to be annoyed.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

One of his tickets I believe was for not having insurance.

That’s worse!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

For those who would like a visual of what the fuck this retard managed to hit.

Ver archivo adjunto 9090110

He saw this crossing the road and tried to gun it to try and beat it. That's the only way I can see it happening based off the description of the event.

Funnier. Google street view shows one waiting to cross the road at Duininck Scale.
Only location that makes sense from the description.

Wide open intersection. Wanna bet the faggot was speeding?

 

[Penguin Soldier]

But that said I could see a scenario if the thing backed into the road not realizing a car was coming.

Except the report is that he hit the bucket specifically. So the loader would have had to been in the middle of the road if it were backing out for the bucket to be what Nick hit. Which if that's the case there no way Nick didn't see it ahead of time and isn't at fault.

Id like to hope there would be photos of the damage to the bucket eventually found. Which would tell us what happened. If the driver/left side of the bucket was hit, then it was pulling out and Nick tried to beat it. If the damage is on the right, the thing was in the middle of the road and Nick tried to beat it.

 

[Salty Potatoes]

So was Nick posting on X at approx 5:30 PM?

5:27 PM archive
5:36 PM
ETA: The above times are in Eastern so not representative of the time of the crash. I changed my VPN to a central time zone and it showed the above times but the UTC shows it being an hour earlier than that.

However, he was tweeting at 5:22 PM Central as well.

Archive

 

[Pentamidine]

5:27 PM
5:36 PM archive.org doesn't work for me so I'm unable to archive these.

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/XX5D2

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Lprr1

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

5:27 PM
5:36 PM archive.org doesn't work for me so I'm unable to archive these.

Are these 5:30 pm central time? Looks like eastern to me.