New Media Processor is Running

[Endless Blabbery]

Spoiler: probably NSFW

the glue.mp4

Hey, man. So, uh, what the fuck did I just watch?

 

[Bullet Kin]

New media format that actually doesn't restrict the video to 16:9 ratio? Let's go!

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[scumfuck]

I searched the thread for "old videos" but didn't find anything, so I'm asking sorry if it has already been answered, but are you planning on reprocessing previously uploaded videos through the new system? I've noticed a mix of old video players with the new kiwitube versions.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

Someone ("K") gave me $6000 to fix our videos with.

Thanks Keffals!

 

[StacticShock]

Works great on android Brave!

librewolf is a-okay too.

New media format that actually doesn't restrict the video to 16:9 ratio? Let's go!

doesn't seem to be showing the kiwifarms certified video player.

 

[Moss Monster]

Awesome work, thank you Josh and 'K' for making my Sticker Skinner Box a better and more robust service.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I have also tinkered with uploading and today successfully uploaded a 1.21GB copy of the Matt Jarbo boulder stream. It processed correctly and I was able to scrub through 6 hours of it without issue or significant buffering.

so should i stop encoding videos as small as i possibly can?

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

Testing
7790289-5d8c088166b46e89fd5fadc6b2561500.mp4

first response proves this was already a mistake.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Phoneposter here. Sorry if this has already been addressed, I am trying to download a video but when I tap the arrow it turns green and nothing happens. Holding does nothing either. All videos run well so far!

 

[EngiWithoutHonor]

1:56

Slop for the queue!

 

[Goss Harag]

A little test.

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[Battlefield42]

There is a download icon in the top-right. This is how you download the video.

Doesn't work on Android.

 

[Bullet Kin]

doesn't seem to be showing the kiwifarms certified video player.

The Webm file format is too good to be processed by the media player.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Works mostly great after the fixes. The only complaint I have is the loop function creating a noticable cut/jag when reaching the end and replaying from the start. It creates an annoying dip when looping videos.

 

[Battlefield42]

Works mostly great after the fixes. The only complaint I have is the loop function creating a noticable cut/jag when reaching the end and replaying from the start. It creates an annoying dip when looping videos.

Downloading doesn't work for me so stfu nig

 

[Troonos]

This is a massive improvement. Video played well on the forums years ago, but ever since #DropKiwiFarms, every video seemed to buffer every few seconds, even on gigabit internet. I'm guessing it was due to some loss of a critical piece of infrastructure from a certain rapey Chink blockhead's crusade against free speech.

Great job on KiwiTube. Literally zero load time or buffering now.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Downloading doesn't work for me so stfu nig

Besides that having nothing to do with my post, I full-screened the video and the icon appearead for me just fine. Stop crying.
An example for you:

 

[gampboonerisms]

Someone ("K") gave me $6000 to fix our videos with. So, now when you upload a video it will enter a queue for processing. When it finishes, your video will get the "Kiwi Tube" player as above. This should also help with issues where videos people upload don't work on certain browsers or devices. Now, everything should work.

loving the low key adult swim aesthetic.

Testing
7790289-5d8c088166b46e89fd5fadc6b2561500.mp4

HOLY SHIT IT'S SO FAST. ALL THE VIDEOS ARE SO FAST. LIKE SONIC. FASTER THAN SONIC.

 

[The Lurky 1]

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[Harvey Danger]

Vertical videos look much better now, thank you.

Doesn't work on Android.

Cell phones and their consequences have been a disaster for the webdev race.

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