New Media Processor is Running

[WelperHelper99]

I couldn't upload a MKV video file earlier, so I had to re-upload it as MP4. I'm assuming MKV isn't supported?

 

[Autist in a Barrel]

0:03

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

video

 

[corvuscorax]

Fantastic work, Josh. And thank you "K" for your generous donation.

By the way Josh, you could legitimately do ASMR videos reading whatever autistic shit you like, and I would listen to it. Call me a turbofag, idgaf.

 

[Nutty_Professor_Enjoyer]

Testing
7790289-5d8c088166b46e89fd5fadc6b2561500.mp4

I'm not even kidding this is the most beautiful video I've ever seen, a literal tear ran down my eye while watching this. God bless Joseph Swanson.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

If you link the specific video my guess is that it's actually 16/9 with hard coded black

For me it appears to be for every vertical video

 

[The Grillcast™]

Someone ("K") gave me $6000 to fix our videos with. So, now when you upload a video it will enter a queue for processing.

Guess what we know what the "K" stands for

Thanks for the new video player, Gabe!

 

[Brown People are Gross]

If you link the specific video my guess is that it's actually 16/9 with hard coded black

Not the case, as is evident from the preview. I'm running Brave on Android.

 

[ForTheHoard]

It's working great on Tor. Wish it somehow solved the issue with youtube embeds but it's a huge improvement.

 

[PoonBrosAreValid]

Goated system. Lovely to be able to upload vids of lolcow trannies more conveniently.

 

[Climate 4C]

0:24

New video player, cucks are getting felted, and multiple vile users have been banned. 2026 is undoubtedly the Year of the Kiwi.

 

[chocolatebargalileo]

0:14

 

[Blue Gunty]

Testing for izzat. Do not redeem, Saar.

29:08

 

[Miller]

2:12

testing

 

[gernig]

it takes way too long for the pause button to disappear

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

What bitrate does 1080 render at?
I upload my archive video at 500K with av1 (1M if there is a lot of movement).

 

[skunt]

Can you force watermarks to fuck with all the streamers that read threads professionally without admitting it?

You got your wish i think, new videos appear to have it. It's not the NIGGER the bossmanjack thread users may be used to but it's something!

 

[SynthetiCyraxx]

josh asmr video

0:39

This is the best ASMR, possibly ever

 

[Ham Sandwich]

1:22

>Hello. You're watching a video on the Kiwifarms, with smooth playback, fast loading, and low buffer-times on scrubbing.
>You're watching an AV1; unless you're on an iPhone fifteen or earlier.
>This is a new, modern, standard format that all videos on the Kiwifarms will now be encoded in moving forward.
>This encoding is possible because someone donated six thousand dollars to me, so I could buy six thousand dollars worth of workstation grade video processing cards which are now installed in the server.
>You can also thank the many monthly patrons of the Kiwifarms who keep the site afloat and allow me to spend time working on stuff like this, instead of worrying about money.
>The backlog of material on the Kiwifarms will be processed over time, but it may take several weeks.
>It will be done eventually THOUGH.
>Now you can enjoy all your favorite L-O-L cow moments in high fidelity, AV1. Exactly as it was meant to be enjoyed.

 

[sodaboard]

I couldn't upload a MKV video file earlier, so I had to re-upload it as MP4. I'm assuming MKV isn't supported?

no browser can playback MKV that i know of, it's a container format instead of an actual codec.
just run it through ffmpeg and wait 30 seconds or give josh another $6000 so he can add another GPU to process any format you upload on the backend cuz you're a lazy faggot