New Beggin' Video - No Black Shirt

[Sparkletor]

TROOF
I was trying to put my finger on what was soo familiar about this guy(DSP) for weeks now and you nailed it

A roommate in the past had exactly this M.O.: I would end up lending him money at the end of the month regularly due to him nickle and dime'ing himself to death. He always paid me back but he was in a perpetual cycle of poverty b/c beyond giving me the ten or twenty bucks back he would live off of dollar menus and then go into the negative with literally the first purchase he made outside of food and the bills. Was DSP a single child? The ex-roommate was.

Like you can't even teach these people how to budget because they never have or will value that dollar they squander. I think this behavior boils down to that single child bullshit where kids that never have to watch their parents juggle finances to keep a sibling happy just end up placing zero importance on their own finances. In their childhood everything was magically taken care of: why wouldnt their adult life be the same?

Yes. The first time I remember noticing this was during the Mario Sunshine debacle. He was complaining about money and how expensive everything was. Then he it explains how he needed to buy an adapter or something and it was only $8 so he bought 3 in case the first one didn't work.

He shows off numerous pieces of trash that they pick up at the mall. $8 Mario wallet, $2 beanie baby, $15 tee shirt, $10 pajama pants, etc. Then when someone asks if he will play Ace Combat or Division or One Piece he doesn't have any money.

 

[Raven'sChild]

He probably made the video yesterday. The lore goes that on shopping day Kat makes Phil shave and take a shower.

Nah, he made it the day before yesterday, March 16th. It's either that or he has unusually fast facial hair growth.

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(D$P 19 March)
It's clear from the series of pics posted by Comma and the pic I took during his stream today that D$P recorded his YT REeemergency vid after the 16 March Minecraft stream and posted it on his off day ( 18 March ). Why he felt the need to lie about such a trivial thing as when the video was recorded boggles the mind.

 

[Wing Zero]

Why he felt the need to lie about such a trivial thing as when the video was recorded boggles the mind.

He needs to generate as much pity as possible, even for something this petty. "OH NO, Phil had to make a 8 minute video on his DAY OFF! He must be truly desperate for help. I'll send him thousands of dollars right now!"

 

[gaarashatan]

so youre gonna play games for 12 hrs? prolly not even that and you make it into this big fucking ordeal. ive worked 12 hour days. ive spent all day playing games.

why you gotta act like its this huge fucking event. youre just playing a game for most of the day, the same shit most ppl with no job do or people on their weekend. its not a big fucking deal phil stop exaggerating this bullshit and just play a game.

 

[Comma]

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It's clear from the series of pics posted by Comma and the pic I took during his stream today that D$P recorded his YT REeemergency vid after the 16 March Minecraft stream and posted it on his off day ( 18 March ). Why he felt the need to lie about such a trivial thing as when the video was recorded boggles the mind.

"Lie" is a big word in this case, imho. It's not unheard of to call the day an audience will be watching a video "today", because that's the day the video was made available.

Though, he could've also just been straight forward and said something like "I've recorded this video 2 days ago, but will release it on Monday to give it some more exposure since I'm not uploading anything else on that day due to my day off". Done.

But yeah, it's DSP we're talking about here; straight forward is a combination of words his brain will never put into practice when he's talking about taxes/finances and IRL stuff.

 

[KangarooPissSpray]

"Lie" is a big word in this case, imho. It's not unheard of to call the day an audience will be watching a video "today", because that's the day the video was made available.

Though, he could've also just been straight forward and said something like "I've recorded this video 2 days ago, but will release it on Monday to give it some more exposure since I'm not uploading anything else on that day due to my day off". Done.

But yeah, it's DSP we're talking about here; straight forward is a combination of words his brain will never put into practice when he's talking about taxes/finances and IRL stuff.

I think part of it was he knew he looked like hell that day unshaven, with that grungy shirt, good for some pitty points.

 

[Heckler1]

I think part of it was he knew he looked like hell that day unshaven, with that grungy shirt, good for some pitty points.

I don't think he's that clever. I think he's that lazy.

 

[PomegranateKing]

You guys, I don't think you realize the significance of DSP recording his begging in advance.

This means he's assumed the conclusion that regardless of circumstance, he will need to release begging videos on certain dates. And planning accordingly, he has taken the time to record these videos beforehand. He's innovating in the name of begging. People have told him to plan ahead for years, and now he's finally doing it. He's planning his begging out.

Some people would start planning ahead when the money started coming in. Others would plan ahead to budget once the money became tight. It's only now, when the money is nearly gone, that he has innovated. It's like watching the crappiest PC in the world install an update two decades after it was made obsolete.

You CAN teach an old dog new tricks. This one learned to streamline his videos when BEGGING is the priority.

 

[gaarashatan]

.He's innovating in the name of begging.

the only thing phil will work towards is begging for money

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I love watching Tevin videos because he pauses constantly to ramble about shit and I’ve never once seen him pause the screen without having dark look like a buffoon. It’s honeslty amazing how consistently he’s making weird faces, like fuck man

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome lookin motherfucker.

 

[OneDaySon]

I think the video shows that while DSP does have money issues and is in a hole, they're not extremely dire, and essentially people are fighting for him to maintain a specific lifestyle rather than for him to just... live comfortably.
We all know he was brought up in a middle class lifestyle, and even from 2011 - 2015 he lived what'd be consider an upper-middle lifestyle. And for the past almost 4 years has been fighting to maintain that lifestyle. So of course since he's lived those two lifestyles his whole life, something like working class would seem absolutely dirt poor to him, even though its the most populated class in the US. When it all goes pear shaped, and I think at this point it will, he's acting like he's gonna fall to a lower class ghetto lifestyle in the slums or something, when that won't happen. The worst case scenario is he falls to working class and the most likely scenario is that he falls to lower-mid class instead. So its all kinda arrogant of him for him to talk about it like its hell.

When he talks about the "worst possible scenario" he says he has to sell his house and would have to move either back into the condo, or if he wants to stay in Washington he'd have to stay in a smaller house where Kat can't have an office and it won't be a gated community and its like, oh no? Is he really in that big of trouble is the worst case scenario is he has to get a new place where Kat won't have an office, it won't be gated and he might not have an office? and I guess it won't be a big fancy house either. I mean, doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me. Just seems like a dude scared he can't maintain a specific lifestyle anymore.

 

[Pargon]

I think the video shows that while DSP does have money issues and is in a hole, they're not extremely dire, and essentially people are fighting for him to maintain a specific lifestyle rather than for him to just... live comfortably.
We all know he was brought up in a middle class lifestyle, and even from 2011 - 2015 he lived what'd be consider an upper-middle lifestyle. And for the past almost 4 years has been fighting to maintain that lifestyle. So of course since he's lived those two lifestyles his whole life, something like working class would seem absolutely dirt poor to him, even though its the most populated class in the US. When it all goes pear shaped, and I think at this point it will, he's acting like he's gonna fall to a lower class ghetto lifestyle in the slums or something, when that won't happen. The worst case scenario is he falls to working class and the most likely scenario is that he falls to lower-mid class instead. So its all kinda arrogant of him for him to talk about it like its hell.

When he talks about the "worst possible scenario" he says he has to sell his house and would have to move either back into the condo, or if he wants to stay in Washington he'd have to stay in a smaller house where Kat can't have an office and it won't be a gated community and its like, oh no? Is he really in that big of trouble is the worst case scenario is he has to get a new place where Kat won't have an office, it won't be gated and he might not have an office? and I guess it won't be a big fancy house either. I mean, doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me. Just seems like a dude scared he can't maintain a specific lifestyle anymore.

Agreed, mainly because it ties closely with the "Phil will protect his ego at all costs" theory. Having the Big Baller House (inasmuch as a two bedroom khandoh is The High Life lmao) is integral to his muy macho persona and if (when) he loses it he's convinced his image will be forever damaged.

It's hilarious that even in the face of daily detractor videos, the omnipresent mocking in his chat, a body of a person twenty years his elder, the Salinger-esque recluse lifestyle and a "significant other" who is visibly uncomfortable when in close proximity to him, it's the idea of losing one of his two homes which clearly bothers him the most.

Someone remind me who likes to sign their analysis posts with "Phil is a weird man" so I can credit them because damn if they aren't right on the money.