Posting mostly as documentation of the Rittenhouse Situation but some other stuff for fun.
1. Article 4 update
Pushaw calls on lolbetarians to use their well known critical thinking skills to vote against weed and abortions. They're fucked.
2_ BAP and KG vs Max Nordau
This is related to the Rittenhouse thing, but I'll put it in it's own section because it's more general. Bronze Age Pervert would post about DeSantis becoming a outlet for NeverTrump Republicans, same with Project 2025 and Heritage. This would attract the attention of Max Nordau enough to stop posting about Israel every two minutes. His opponent however would be
anti-Blackpill Crusader KG, who will be important in a bit.
KG vs Max and others:
I think
@BootlegPopeye used the phrase 'Conservative Cargo Cultists' to describe their memeing. Max not understanding the 'you have one year' joke is a good example. Six months til what? Ron still only has 9 delegates?
3) Rittenhouse Drama
On Friday, August Second, Kyle Rittenhouse would make a surprise announcement. After meeting with Dr. Ron Paul, Kyle would declare Trump's 2A stances lacking and that he would be writing in Ron Paul.
Given that the day before, Kamala began spinning up her own anti-2A stances, the timing to counter-signal was odd.
More concerning was the fact Kyle was 9 the last time Dr. Paul ran for office. He's just not the right age to even remember Doom Paul. Who got Rittenhouse in a room with a meme canidate from before he noticed girls? Why is a guy who posted about how Trump personally always had his back deciding in an election year to turn? Cui Bono? But again, later. First would be Fight Club swarming with support for Kyle and his Principled Stance.
As hinted at above, MAGA did not take whatever was happening lightly. Much cyber bullying commenced with many declaring the stunt a psyop needing to be crushed. I don't have much in screen caps because I do agree with Fight Club that @Catturd2, who lead it, is an insufferable boomer retard and I can't be bothered to even hate follow him. But questions would start to be asked. Kyle has his 2A activism org in Texas, and who's that Dudley Brown guy he retweeted?
Ah.
But KG would return with a bit more digging.
So a collab of oil billionaire Never Trumpers who fund such 'ultra-conservative institutions' as PragerU and The Daily Wire have been pumping money to Rittenhouse. Much conversation would be had about how the Right needs to learn patronage and looking after their guys so this doesn't happen, but that's a discussion for elsewhere. But Team Trump would jump on the fire quickly, and within half a day Kyle would delete his posts and endorse Trump.
Principled as ever, Fight Club would immediately turn on him and denounce Team Trump cutting off a PR shit show at the knees before it becomes a problem as cult like. Because we all know elections are won by encouraging everyone to vote their conscious, including a joke candidate from 12 years ago that isn't even running. Aside from the usual, Matt Walsh would pop in to be disappointed the right isn't in a schism. Really, what was gained by keeping everyone on the same team? It's a fuckin mystery. Disloyal Rs, WE WILL TEACH THEM, etc..
Imagine being out generalled on social media by fucking Catturd. Emberasado. Feels like the anti-Trump GOPe is making it's push to coincide with the initial Kamala bump, though I've seen it speculated it's Old Money donors reacting to the Silicon Valley donors going to Trump recently.
Stinson would also pop in to note it's unlikely Trump voters will flock to DeSantis in '28. They simply won't and never would and Rob absolutely didn't fuck himself over despite having the party there for his taking. Note he frames it as the voters fault for not Believing hard enough in Ron. An argument between Max and KG seems relevant here.
It's Sunday so it's time to remind ourselves God is good and Pedro is going back. With the reveal of the Raptor 3 engine by Musk this weekend, it's now economical to tie him to one and shoot him North, over both poles, before making splash down next to Tacos de Goku in his home of Meh-he-co
