NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Jaimas]

trouble at home

shinobi602 on Twitter

“Anyway...I feel devastated. Like I’ve failed as a parent somehow. If anyone has any more advice or experience with this sort of thing, I’d love to hear 😞”

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These fuckers are acting like he's a fucking would-be nazi in the making because he exhibited minor discomfort over encountering someone new. He's fucking five. He literally doesn't know any better.

I'm curious: were these fucktards just never children themselves?

Children are afraid of completely irrational things at that age and for the stupidest of reasons. I was afraid of Lego Sharks at that age. Have you even seen how a kid that age reacts to a plate of food where all the different foods are touching? The most likely scenario is that he said that because he had no experience whatsoever and he's never seen one in person before, but sure, you browbeat that five-year-old and turn his life into the equivalent of a minimum-security prison. It won't fucking teach him to resent you and every position you hold dear at all.

Oh, and he baleeted the post. Excelsior.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

*The lesbians Devs managed to convince /v/ en mass to buy their Yuri game and jump to their defense. Now the pure lesbian chads have a legion of angry neckbeards willing to spill trannyera blood*
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"In 2016, white supremacist and Hitler 2.0 Donald Trump was elected thanks to the efforts of the online harassers of Gamergate. The forces of social justice galvanized against him and were on the verge of bring peace and love to the world, but their efforts were defeated thanks to the infamous Heartbeat Neckbeard/TERF alliance of 2019, leading directly to Trump's reelection in 2020."

-A Brief History of Social Justice
by Brianna Wu
Published by ResetERA Printing House

 

[Commander X]

Watching ResetERA freaks go into full meltdowns and failing so hard in their review bombing of an indie RPG made by two people because a lesbian dev called out transbianism while they still act like their secret pedo Discord doesn't exist has been a real blast.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

These fuckers are acting like he's a fucking would-be nazi in the making because he exhibited minor discomfort over encountering someone new. He's fucking five. He literally doesn't know any better.

I'm curious: were these fucktards just never children themselves?

Children are afraid of completely irrational things at that age and for the stupidest of reasons. I was afraid of Lego Sharks at that age. Have you even seen how a kid that age reacts to a plate of food where all the different foods are touching? The most likely scenario is that he said that because he had no experience whatsoever and he's never seen one in person before, but sure, you browbeat that five-year-old and turn his life into the equivalent of a minimum-security prison. It won't fucking teach him to resent you and every position you hold dear at all.

Oh, and he baleeted the post. Excelsior.

Nah fam, it's guaranteed, shinobi602 helped birth Hitler 2.0. Even PewDiePie is hiding under his desk in fear of shinobi602's son.

His son needs cancelled and Isamu Fukui can add him to his count. He's the hero we need right now to purge the world of evil. Wouldn't you go back in time and kill baby Hitler? I thought so.

Can someone check Diggeh and Ms.Galaxy are okay after hearing this news? I bet shinobi602's son is on the board of directors for THQ.

He's also a trans Hitler in the making for maximum critical hit damage. Tranny Super Hitler.

Imagine cancelling your own 5 year old son on Twitter for some social justice points. This is some Dad Of The Year shit

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Watching ResetERA freaks go into full meltdowns and failing so hard in their review bombing of an indie RPG made by two people because a lesbian dev called out transbianism while they still act like their secret pedo Discord doesn't exist has been a real blast.

It really does feel like christmas has come early. I am pretty sure this may set an example for REEEEEsetera that no one is actually listening to them sperging.

 

[Pissmaster]

Well if by some chance that the game developers for Heartbeat are reading this, don't let these sorry bunch of losers over at ResetEra have any power over you because they are not and also never will be your audience and there's really no reason to even futher entertain the bullshit of these people that will never be successful in their lives anyway.

Again, if the game developers for Heartbeat are reading this, all you need to know about ResetEra is that they don't tolerate anyone holding opinions that are different to their batshit crazy far-left beliefs that they hold on to; just to paint you guys a clear picture of the insanity that goes on over there.

Furthermore, you're doing something right when you have ResetEra try to take you down with them. Don't give ResetEra any power over you guys and all you can do now is give them the bird and watch these losers go apeshit even more because trying to please these idiots is a complete waste of time so there you have it.

So just keep doing what you're doing now and enjoy what life has to offer you and that's all I can say about this.

Amen. And I'd like to add:

Don't ever, EVER try to apologize. Apologies to the insane crowd at ResetERA are taken as admittance of guilt, and they never, ever forgive anyone. They're still harping on about JonTron, years later, over a ridiculous situation taken out of context from an interview with Destiny, the infamous pedophile streamer with an unbelievable Napoleon complex.

By the way, JonTron's doing great today, and they loathe every fiber of his being. ResetERA are a bunch of mentally ill paper tigers who are only as powerful as you let them be.

 

[Jaimas]

If I was running a game studio and ResetERA complained about my game, the first thing I would do is be adding "RESETERA HATES IT!" to my marketing blurbs, followed by making fun of their pedophile-laden Discord on Twitter.

 

[Dlagonrold]

I enjoyed one of the bits of advice, that the kid learned the racist word from one his workmates. You gotta watch out for those mill workers when your five-year-old's doing a graveyard shift.

 

[AnOminous]

It won't fucking teach him to resent you and every position you hold dear at all.

God I look forward to the crybaby version of a Medium article that exists in 20 years when this pathetic piece of shit is crying and wailing that his son called him a faggot and voted for a Republican or something.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Game's just reached the top 11 best selling on steam. I wonder how much the REEEsetera tards could take this abuse.

 

[Bungus Scrungus]

This thread has went places. Seeing some people on the Farms agree with Neogaf about ResetEra is like Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union coming together to double penetrate Poland. Except, Poland actually deserves it, this time around. And is also mega scum.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

God I look forward to the crybaby version of a Medium article that exists in 20 years when this pathetic piece of shit is crying and wailing that his son called him a faggot and voted for a Republican or something.

"Dad, I'm the gender I was born as."
"GET OUT! YOU'RE NO LONGER MY DAUGHTER! *sobs*"

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Heartbeat devs double down on transphobia by mocking Trans suicides with a 41% off "sale"

It was worth a shot, but no, I didn't get a refund. Oh well... So I gave The Trevor Project quadruple the amount what I spent on a shitty RPG-maker game made by shittier people.

www.resetera.com

ASSMAD and with $250 less



Notice me SweetNicole! Please rub your cock over my micropenis!

Heartbeat devs double down on transphobia by mocking Trans suicides with a 41% off "sale"

It was worth a shot, but no, I didn't get a refund. Oh well... So I gave The Trevor Project quadruple the amount what I spent on a shitty RPG-maker game made by shittier people.

www.resetera.com

How is it not a good longterm strategy to piss off Resetera? It's scientifically proven if you manage to cause Resetera to have an unhinged meltdown you will make far more money and be more famous. Win/win.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Check out the big brains on these guys donating to a LGBT charity to spite the... lesbian developer and her girlfriend?

 

[Slap47]

The game barely had a review bomb. Guess Resetera's only power is institutional.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

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"It's not a great long term strategy to burn a billion bridges." Kek. A bridge to ResetERA is about as useful as a bridge that leads to a tribe of rapist cannibals with AIDs.

 

[Keine]

The game barely had a review bomb. Guess Resetera's only power is institutional.

The game has already been out for almost a year and nobody talked about it when it was new since it doesn't stand out from any other pixel art indie RPG thing.

The only people who care about this are basically Resetera at this point.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

trouble at home

shinobi602 on Twitter

“Anyway...I feel devastated. Like I’ve failed as a parent somehow. If anyone has any more advice or experience with this sort of thing, I’d love to hear 😞”

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Also "my mother's husband is black".

That fear of god shit is vile and this asshole should not be a father.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

"It's not a great long term strategy to burn a billion bridges." Kek. A bridge to ResetERA is about as useful as a bridge that leads to a tribe of rapist cannibals with AIDs.

It gets you access to pedo discord servers ran by ZhugeEX but that's about it.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

lol crying on election night.

It's funny watching the same people who argue liking RLM makes you a Nazi turn around and try to defend listening to someone who has actually stated his support of Trump. You can't have your cake and eat it too, idiot. I hope Yeezus eventually inspires the same fervent derailing shitposting RLM, GF Reviews, THQ and all the other companies or persons the giga autists on Era hate because it makes the people trying to hold actual intelligent conversation really mad and that's funny. One day I hope all Era threads are like that.

trouble at home

shinobi602 on Twitter

“Anyway...I feel devastated. Like I’ve failed as a parent somehow. If anyone has any more advice or experience with this sort of thing, I’d love to hear 😞”

twitter.com

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Why did he post that on Twitter and not Era?