NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Denmark Mafia]

Cow Crossover with Yaniv. Edit: Wait, is this even Yaniv? I swear all these troons look the same. Sorry for fake news.

 

[FuckedUp]

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[DrunkJoe]

Awe so the pathetic faggot fragile ego troons got riled up and than in response the game does even better. Lol they still beleive they are pre woke gaf when it had influence. Must sting to know everyone outside their hugbox mocks them.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

You can say a game looks like shit and the developers did a poor job, but don't use the word lazy, or you will be instantly banned. As long as you say that the devs tried their hardest and still made a substandard product, you're fine. Just don't call them LAZY.

Suggestions for lurking Resetera posters:

lazy
[ˈlāzē]

ADJECTIVE

1. unwilling to work or use energy.
   "he was too lazy to improve the graphics in the long running Pokemon franchise because he knew it would be purchased by autists anyway·"
   [more]
   synonyms
   idle · indolent · slothful · work-shy · shiftless · loafing · inactive · inert · sluggish · lethargic · languorous · listless · torpid · enervated · slow-moving · slow · heavy · dull · plodding · remiss ·
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[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

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Just like with Ion Fury, it's like ResetERA is anti-marketing. People will literally base their purchasing decisions on what will piss them off, that's how loathed they are by the rest of the community and the internet.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

Heartbeat is now the top 13th game. Has Resetera members an heroe'd yet?

 

[cflame]

I'm out of the loop, what transphobic things did the heartbeat dev say?

 

[Duke-Diggler]

I'm out of the loop, what transphobic things did the heartbeat dev say?

Her girlfriend basically said trans-men "lesbians" are not lesbians and she doesn't want to be fucked by them.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I'm tempted to buy this Hearbeat game just to stick it to Era, but I watched the trailer and it looks like some furry shit so now I'm conflicted.

 

[Duke-Diggler]

I'm tempted to buy this Hearbeat game just to stick it to Era, but I watched the trailer and it looks like some furry shit so now I'm conflicted.

I say buy it to piss off the REEEEsetera faggots because that game is at the top 20 most sold game right now. Can people make it number one to cause the troons to an hero?

 

[MysticMisty]

Yeah they've spoken about Kiwifarms a lot on discord. They visit here a lot. Always have to know what is being said about them.

I bet they misgender biological women like me on purpose because they will never acknowledge women can, and do, disagree with them and think they're a bunch of insane, raging speds.

 

[Christ Cried]

Well who came really blame him?

Now Mister Metokur is just sitting back with everyone else and watching the losers over at ResetEra go apeshit over a harmless video game anyway.

I envy Jim, can you imagine having the power to point ~15k people at whatever the fuck you want to accelerate? It's like having one of those lenses that reflects sunlight to one point and starts fires.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

trouble at home

shinobi602 on Twitter

“Anyway...I feel devastated. Like I’ve failed as a parent somehow. If anyone has any more advice or experience with this sort of thing, I’d love to hear 😞”

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free parenting tips from the replies:

 

[c-no]

Cow Crossover with Yaniv

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The semblance to Christine Weston Chandler is rather uncanny with this one.

 

[Positron]

I'm out of the loop, what transphobic things did the heartbeat dev say?

From dailydot.com

Caterpillars turning in to butterflies is probably the funniest metaphor for penises being inverted in to mancaves that I have ever heard.

If a troon's "neovagina" can fly, I'd be glad to call him a woman too,

 

[Lord of Cinder]

*The lesbians Devs managed to convince /v/ en mass to buy their Yuri game and jump to their defense. Now the pure lesbian chads have a legion of angry neckbeards willing to spill trannyera blood*

 

[Haram Meat]

trouble at home

shinobi602 on Twitter

“Anyway...I feel devastated. Like I’ve failed as a parent somehow. If anyone has any more advice or experience with this sort of thing, I’d love to hear 😞”

twitter.com

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He deleted the whole fucking thread

 

[AirdropShitposts]

oh dear, someone must have put the fear of god into him

 

[FuckedUp]

trouble at home

shinobi602 on Twitter

“Anyway...I feel devastated. Like I’ve failed as a parent somehow. If anyone has any more advice or experience with this sort of thing, I’d love to hear 😞”

twitter.com

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whatever happened to "don't say that in public, it makes grown-ups mad"?

 

[School of Fish]

Well if by some chance that the game developers for Heartbeat are reading this, don't let these sorry bunch of losers over at ResetEra have any power over you because they are not and also never will be your audience and there's really no reason to even futher entertain the bullshit of these people that will never be successful in their lives anyway.

Again, if the game developers for Heartbeat are reading this, all you need to know about ResetEra is that they don't tolerate anyone holding opinions that are different to their batshit crazy far-left beliefs that they hold on to; just to paint you guys a clear picture of the insanity that goes on over there.

Furthermore, you're doing something right when you have ResetEra try to take you down with them. Don't give ResetEra any power over you guys and all you can do now is give them the bird and watch these losers go apeshit even more because trying to please these idiots is a complete waste of time so there you have it.

So just keep doing what you're doing now and enjoy what life has to offer you and that's all I can say about this.