Names you love/hate and why

[Haffhart]

Any basic name (Jonathan, Amanda, Emily). Really, be more creative than that.

 

[GhostNotes]

I keep scrolling through the thread, anticipating someone mentioning my name, and hoping that its associated with something positive.
On topic, the only name more infantile than Tyler is Skyler/Skylar. It takes everything bad about Tyler and adds a flamboyant touch to make it completely unbearable.
As far as names that I enjoy, I've never met an Andre who wasn't a chad and I've met two people named Augustus and they were both absolute legends.

 

[Spedestrian]

Every name in these pictures:
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I hate black names with quan or qua
Daequan, Tayquan, Jaequan, Shaniqua, Tyroniqua.

Any name that's just a nonsense mishmash of syllables. Doesn't matter if it's some white girl shit like "Maylee" or some black girl shit like "Shaniqua" — it's all equally insufferable. There are more than enough good names that have real meaning, culture, and history behind them. All this made up bullshit has the same meaning and history: "special snowflake with retarded parents."

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

The average person with my name is 72 years old. I’m in my late 20s.

Same with me, though with my name I think the average tends to skew more towards 90+ year olds. It's a shame that it's so uncommon now because it's such a great name, equal parts vampy and goth.

 

[Lina Colorado]

I don't like Courtney. It makes me think of vapid girls.

 

[Pissmaster]

I used to hate the name Alice and it’s forms after some SJW bitch who white knighted for a mutual friend in a disagreement that really didn’t involve her because she wanted attention. It really sucked because I thought she was cool until she showed her true form. Then I met a really nice one who made me trust Alyce/Alice again.

With few exceptions, every Olivia I have ever met is a total lesbian. At the very least they are bisexual. But usually, lesbian. Peters are gay 75% of the time. Kens are usually gay too.

I used to hate the name Brandon/Brendon/Brent/Brenden/Brendan. It was clunky and inelegant. Then I fell for one.

Any white girl named Faith, Hope, Precious, Diamond or Destiny is bad news. 200% chance of thottery, stay away. Ayden/kayden/brayden are total fuckbois.

Andrew invokes some the most powerful emotions I have ever felt in my life. Such strength, such power, such unparalleled inspiration, torrid heat, and beauty, but such vitriol, pain and harshness that comes with it. Medicine, but very bitter medicine he is.


The average person with my name is 72 years old. I’m in my late 20s.

Every Brandon I've ever met has been awesome. (My name is totally not Brandon btw)

Though Andrew is like, a mild name to me, every Andrew I've ever met has been cool and come to think of it, it's kind of a shame I never became better friends with them, they were all good guys

 

[Overcast]

Always liked the name Charlotte. Very classy and pretty name.

 

[Digital Thunder]

I've met two people named Augustus and they were both absolute legends.

Reminds me that I was an acquaintance with a guy named Aurelius. Names that sound like they come straight out of a Roman census are pretty sick.

 

[Local Coyote]

Milennials naming their kids things that end in -ayden or -lyn (and variations thereof) grates me because it's basic as fuck and almost always sounds terrible.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I've never, ever met a Madison that's been a decent person so the name's just sour to me now.

I met two Madisons who were both lovely people.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

If I ever meet another Vicky, I'm turning around an running screaming for the hills. Two of my worst teachers were named Vicky, followed by unpronouncable last names. That name curses its owner to become a heavyset battleaxe of a woman, prone to fits of histronics. Vicky is the woman who decides to color her hair in the bathroom of a downtown restaurant and uses to much product and has a meltdown. If you think that's an oddly specific example, it's because that's exactly what one of those Vickies I've known did.

I don't like Courtney. It makes me think of vapid girls.

I have met one Courtney and she was the biggest brown-noser I've ever met.

 

[codeswhitchsperer]

I don't like Courtney. It makes me think of vapid girls.

Had a few of them, checks out.

 

[codeswhitchsperer]

If I ever meet another Vicky, I'm turning around an running screaming for the hills. Two of my worst teachers were named Vicky, followed by unpronouncable last names. That name curses its owner to become a heavyset battleaxe of a woman, prone to fits of histronics. Vicky is the woman who decides to color her hair in the bathroom of a downtown restaurant and uses to much product and has a meltdown. If you think that's an oddly specific example, it's because that's exactly what one of those Vickies I've known did.

I have met one Courtney and she was the biggest brown-noser I've ever met.

High school me deflowered a Vicky before she turned into a coalburner and popped out niglets.

Either I am super based for getting it first or I am a nigger at heart.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Jennifer is probably the most boring name in existence.

I don't dislike it, but it always just makes me bored when I'm talking to a cool new chick and she tells me that's her name. Like "Oh, I hope you're not as boring as your name" and they generally always disappoint in that regard.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Jennifer is probably the most boring name in existence.

I don't dislike it, but it always just makes me bored when I'm talking to a cool new chick and she tells me that's her name. Like "Oh, I hope you're not as boring as your name" and they generally always disappoint in that regard.

Agree Jennifer is basic but not in a bad sense. There's just a lot of them. Jenna is OK.

Hailey is nice and Amy even Aimee is OK but Kaylee is terrible.

 

[Dizzydent]

Well, Rick/Richard also means dick, so...
Personally I've never had any negative experiences with people named some form of Richard - one was my teacher who I liked, although I haven't really met anyone called that besides that teacher. Celtic names such as Dylan or Kieran and Surname names like Tyler and Cameron tend to be more common among my peers where I live.

Dick Wagg... he was an asshole who used to break into cars in parking lots and end up in jail in the middle of January fucked up on who knows what with no shirt. Fuck Dick Wagg.

 

[Pissmaster]

Every single Jared I've ever met has been a total fuckin' weirdo in some way. Like to the point where when the revelations about Subway Jared came to light, I wanted to say "well, yeah, that's what you get with Jareds".

so I posted this over a year ago, and well well well

I warned you guys about Jareds

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

really ugly names like gilbert, huey, etc make me want to die

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I've never liked a Shelley, and most Heathers I knew were like 12 and 60 at the same time if you know the type.
They like crocheting and old lady stuff and own lots of Winnie the pooh and wolf moon long sleeve oversized shirts and probably sell overpriced Etsy junk.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

I've never liked a Shelley, and most Heathers I knew were like 12 and 60 at the same time if you know the type.
They like crocheting and old lady stuff and own lots of Winnie the pooh and wolf moon long sleeve oversized shirts and probably sell overpriced Etsy junk.

When I was 7 I got bullied by a 19yo midget named Heather at a summer program my parents sent me to.