Names you love/hate and why

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Ayden, Jayden, and any name that rhymes with that. I don't know why I don't like them.

 

[TotallyAChick]

I have bad associations with the name Monica- they've always been sneaky back-stabbing cunts.
Kyle is almost always a dude who can't emotionally mature, probably has a ddlg kink. (I like the way Kyle sounds but...)
I like the name Helena, but every one I interacted with was bossy as fuck.
Kai- that's almost always a trans guy or an artist.
Alex is usually a cool guy, but one that plays the role of a clown to socialize with others, sometimes doesn't know when to stop joking. Not sure about the full versions or that name like Alexander, Alexei (help me out, kiwis?).
Vladimir is someone who's really good at something (studies, a specific skill, sport) but is arrogant and pain to converse with.

 

[Clown College]

Every name in these pictures:

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Okay, this is definitely a thread for me.

So a little backstory real quick to contextualize what I'm about to say. I've spent a considerable amount of time in every continental state of the US. That said, I have met quite a lot of people and one of my hobbies happens to be people watching. Big shock I know. Anyways, this is actually something me and several traveling buddies used to chat about a lot considering we often found people with specific names behaved similarly and or had other things in common. Now granted that isn't always the case but well I'm rambling now so here's my list.

Keep in mind I don't give this sort of thing any real credence.

Taylor: I often have an immediate distrust of men named Taylor. I have yet to meet one either in real life or on the internet who wasn't a shady grifter.

Mark: Most Mark's I meet tend to be massive self absorbed douche bags. Don't know why, that's just been my experience with them.

Kyle: Every Kyle I've ever met has been pretty great in a sort of impishly charming way. It's hard to explain but they're usually fun people as far as I can tell.

Nic/Nick: Never met a bad Nic/Nick, or at least not yet. Oddly all the one's I know personally are red heads.

Margarita: How could you hate that name? Some drunk slut actually named her daughter Margarita. That's fucking hilarious and a winner in my book.

Jessica: I don't trust them but I love them. First girl I ever dated seriously was a Jessica. She taught me how to pick locks and get free drinks from coke machines. She was also drop dead gorgeous and well every time I hear that name I think of her... or the fat girl of the same name that used to stalk me in middle school.

Vivi: Never met an ugly girl named Vivi, but on the other hand I've never met one that wasn't a total bitch either.

Tabitha: I'll bet you 50 bucks that she's missing at least three teeth, wears glasses, has slept with her cousin, but is also just a super sweet country girl. But I guess with a name like Tabitha what else would you expect, right?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Todd's definitely another weird one. There's always something wrong with anyone named Todd.

It doesn't help that the first person I ever met who was named Todd was legitimately very mentally challenged

George Carlin would agree with you.

 

[Niggernerd]

I've never, ever met a Madison that's been a decent person so the name's just sour to me now.

i only knew one Madison who had some huge ass knockers. Soft as pillows too and she was a nice girl. Bless her heart and tits whever she is.

I hate black names with quan or qua
Daequan, Tayquan, Jaequan, Shaniqua, Tyroniqua.
Or girls with the name destiny,freedom,faith, angel because I've never met one who wasnt a thot or bitch.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Teagan/Keagan/Keegan are my go-to "young, white, left-leaning woman with a soft, plant-oriented online aesthetic who buys into astrology woo and posts vapid SocJus shit on Twitter" names and have the general bonus of reading and sounding really stupid.

Each Andrea I've known so far has been a weird bitch with some sort of complex.

I have a soft spot for old-timey names like Gladys and Ethel. As bad as I'd feel for someone given a name like that within this century because they'd probably get bugged about having an "old lady" name, they sound nice.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

i only knew one Madison who had some huge ass knockers. Soft as pillows too and she was a nice girl. Bless her heart and tits whever she is.

I hate black names with quan or qua
Daequan, Tayquan, Jaequan, Shaniqua, Tyroniqua.
Or girls with the name destiny,freedom,faith, angel because I've never met one who wasnt a thot or bitch.

I used to know three black actual brothers who were all named John. So their solution to this was that the first born was called John, the second was JohnJohn and the third was ChipChip (Because one time while riding bikes he crashed into JohnJohn and chipped his tooth). These were the three most ghetto hoodrat motherfuckers I've ever met.

 

[Still Anonymous For This]

I love my wife's name.

 

[queerape]

I used to hate the name Alice and it’s forms after some SJW bitch who white knighted for a mutual friend in a disagreement that really didn’t involve her because she wanted attention. It really sucked because I thought she was cool until she showed her true form. Then I met a really nice one who made me trust Alyce/Alice again.

With few exceptions, every Olivia I have ever met is a total lesbian. At the very least they are bisexual. But usually, lesbian. Peters are gay 75% of the time. Kens are usually gay too.

I used to hate the name Brandon/Brendon/Brent/Brenden/Brendan. It was clunky and inelegant. Then I fell for one.

Any white girl named Faith, Hope, Precious, Diamond or Destiny is bad news. 200% chance of thottery, stay away. Ayden/kayden/brayden are total fuckbois.

Andrew invokes some the most powerful emotions I have ever felt in my life. Such strength, such power, such unparalleled inspiration, torrid heat, and beauty, but such vitriol, pain and harshness that comes with it. Medicine, but very bitter medicine he is.

I have a soft spot for old-timey names like Gladys and Ethel. As bad as I'd feel for someone given a name like that within this century because they'd probably get bugged about having an "old lady" name, they sound nice.

The average person with my name is 72 years old. I’m in my late 20s.

 

[Monolith]

I've said this before: The name Josh is fucking cursed.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I really like the name Cassandra. Mostly because of the Blind Guardian song that tells the story of Cassandra and her visions of the Trojan war. I also like Ophelia and Sophia, I don't know why they just sound nice. I hate new unique spellings of names. Alexzandre, Ayden, Braedyn, Dafydd, Emmalee, Jaxson I have never met a mom who named their kid something like this and wasn't a smug insufferable cunt.

 

[TotallyAChick]

Came back to say (my impressions):
- Ivan plays chess or he'd be good at it if he played
- Kevin and Marie are family people, marriage material
- Nichole is usually a basic bitch with a serious case of crazy; usually claims to be a witch jokingly

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I love my wife's name.

What do you think of your wife's son's name?

Anyway, I'm gonna say the name Melvin. Not because I've met someone with that name who was a douche. I just hate the way it sounds.

Also names that sound normal out loud but have stupid, overly complicated spelling. Ashleigh, Keighli, Meghaan, etc. Obviously there's a lot of overlap with basic bitch white girl names there.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Tokyo Sexwale.

e: Really.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ayden, Jayden, and any name that rhymes with that. I don't know why I don't like them.

Came here to post this.

Other than that and what's already been posted I've never met a normal Hillary.

 

[Icasaracht]

This one is kind of a cheat, but people whose full names come with suffixes (e.g. ‘Steven Bonnell II’) tend to be extraordinarily narcissistic, at least in my experience.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Came here to post this.

Other than that and what's already been posted I've never met a normal Hillary.

Well since the 90's Hillary Clinton has so overshadowed that name that every girl named Hillary after that is probably a deliberate reference, which tells you something about her parents. I did know a Hillary in school for a couple of grades growing up who seemed pretty alright, but I didn't know her that well, so I could be wrong about that.

This one is kind of a cheat, but people whose full names come with suffixes (e.g. ‘Steven Bonnell II’) tend to be extraordinarily narcissistic, at least in my experience.

Aside from Jr. and Sr., which are somewhat more common, this is very much an old money trend (ie-rich people whose families have been rich for generations), so that probably has a lot to do with it.

 

[Sangria]

A lot of my views towards these names are based off of personal experiences.

Any variant of Chris (Christina, Crystal, Christopher, etc): Aside from the obvious, everyone with a Chris name that I've met has been a total tool and/or creep. I've only met one nice Chris in my life (funnily enough, his full name was Christian).
Kaylee: Pretty much guaranteed to be a vapid hoe, at least in my experience.
Karen: Surprised that no one's brought this one up yet, since it seems to be the quintessential cursed name. I've never met a Karen that wasn't an "exceptional" soccer mom cunt.
Carol: Very similar to Karen in both pronunciation and personality. I especially hate this one because I had a counselor in elementary school named Carol who tried to drive me to suicide.
Amber, Emily, and Amanda: All three tend to be living stereotypes for the "obnoxious privileged hipster SJW millennial". I consider those names to be the Millennial equivalent to Gen X-ers' Karen.

On the flip side, I really like the name Margaret for how elegant it sounds. Helps that every Margaret/Maggie I've met has been nothing but sweet.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I both love and hate the name Jonathan. There’s so many variations of it that it’s hard to tell which is the real one (Jonatan, Johnathan, Jonathon, etc,)

As for Albert, I also have a love and hate relationship with that one. Some Alberts are smart, where as others can be just pure know-it-all’s that go overboard with their intelligence.