So the Exploding Varmints DVD's arrived today.
The DVD case itself is somehow even more cheaply made than normal DVD cases. The front and back feel like they're made of straight up cardboard.
The case doesn't even pretend to be educational or anything like that, there's a fucking graphic on the front that says, "Hundreds of kills! with slow motion scenes"
The description for part 2 is, "If you liked Exploding Varmints Part 1, you'll LOVE [emphasis in original] Part 2! Mr. Hunter is on a mission to exterminate varmints! As soon as he receives his mission instructions, say goodbye to Sammy the Squeak, Lenny Long Tailed Squirrel, and Rocky Rockchuck as they explode into hundreds of pieces!
With our all new digital footage, you will see more [emphasis in original] up close kills and tons [emphasis in original] of slow motion scenes! Watching all this shooting will make your shoulder hurt and your belly ache from laughing. Will he successfully complete this mission? Watch and see for yourself!"
One of the quotes on the back of the box is from Ron Donahue, of Klamath Falls, OR, who said, "One of the funniest and most exciting exploding varmint videos I have ever seen!"
Read that quote again. Carefully. There are more exploding varmint videos according to this man. This is an entire genre. We may be on the cusp of a genre undiscovered by the internet entirely.
BTW, run time for part 1 is 25 minutes and part 2 is a whopping 40 minutes.
The back also has advertisements for varminthunter.org and varmintmasters.net. The former is gone and the latter is just a parked domain.