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Jesus dijo:
You have to grab them by the olfactory glands and then carefully felate them by their gondwana pouches, and then ejaculate.
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So what are you supposed to do with their dick? Do you just ignore it or try to give it a footjob while you're fondling their pouches? And is it true that they have more than one dick, or is that just made up to frighten the tourists?
 
@glass_houses if you continue raging about Mad Max and Crocodile Dundee I will put them on repeat just to see if I can make your head explode lmao.

calm down, lol

nobody forces you to watch movies you don't want to watch. if it bothers you that much that people have tastes that don't agree with yours, mute the stream and play a game, just chat or fap.
 
Wheeeee Convict Island!


Sounds lie we got a full plate, but all the same would people be interested in me ripping my copy of The Babadook? Nothing particularly "Aussie" about it- they're not all riding on red other than it was filmed there, but it's a pretty decent flick in its own right.

Or if you want a lighter fare, there is always this 1990 Disney flick that was about five years late from cashing in on the 80s Aussie craze...


Stupid Aussie child and his Pokemon gets kidnapped by the Mayor of Australia and it's up to two mice and John Candy to go to Australia and save his ass and also the animals as well because koalas and shit.

Also- speaking of koalas...

Australia, why are even your koalas possessed by Satan?
 
glass_houses dijo:
I like comedy. I like bad movies. I like good movies. I do indeed like pe pretentious self-wank pseudo-philosophical drivel, but I also like popcorn movies, movies where they blow shit up, movies that are essentially porn with mainstream actors, movies that are one endless fart joke, movies that are shibby, movies about Hobbits, movies with Ingrid Pitt bathing naked in virgin blood, and other forms of completely brainless media. Mad Max was good the first time around, but the second one is bad and not in a good way, and by the time the third came around it was clear that they were all out of ideas. Think of the Matrix. Great movie, right? And remember how the other two basically destroyed the first one and fucked up the entire franchise? That's Mad Max. And seeing it for the 10020nd time around isn't going to change the fact that the entire franchise is overdone like a Woolies steak left on a barbeque for twenty minutes. If you went to a special effects convention and whipped out your copy of The Matrix, saying that it's the pinnacle of movie making and it's what exemplifies all that's brilliant about CGI, they're not going to enthusiastically agree that it's da bestest movie ever. They're going to rise up en mass and rip you to pieces with their bare hands, because they've reached the point where if they have to hear how wonderful it is and be made to watch it one more fucking time they're going to get Biblical.

There are awesome Australian movies out there. Hundreds. Thousands. Hundreds of thousands, even. But to trot out Mad fucking Max at every possible opportunity, Mad Max, everything Mad Max, the whole Mad Max so help you God, saying that you're proud of Australian film making is beyond bewildering because the only things you're watching are the same three movies on repeat for over four decades. You wanna show the Farms just how good Aussie films can be? How about showing them something other than what they've already seen before?



Fuck's sake.
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You don't like the franchise, I get that. But don't try to act like your opinion is gospel. The majority of people DO like it, (except for Thunderdome). Just because YOU don't like it doesn't make it a bad film.
 
Hey guys,

I'm still moving up to my new apartment and could not Download mad Max, so we can do that next week or if someone is willing to download it to their google drive and give me the link,we can do that.
 
_blank_ dijo:
Wheeeee Convict Island!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
Sounds lie we got a full plate, but all the same would people be interested in me ripping my copy of The Babadook? Nothing particularly "Aussie" about it- they're not all riding on red other than it was filmed there, but it's a pretty decent flick in its own right.

Or if you want a lighter fare, there is always this 1990 Disney flick that was about five years late from cashing in on the 80s Aussie craze...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZB0tG9no-TU
Stupid Aussie child and his Pokemon gets kidnapped by the Mayor of Australia and it's up to two mice and John Candy to go to Australia and save his ass and also the animals as well because koalas and shit.

Also- speaking of koalas...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0Australia, why are even your koalas possessed by Satan?
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I should just give you MOD, as your always have so much stuff you want to watch lol.
 
bearycool dijo:
I should just give you MOD, as your always have so much stuff you want to watch lol.
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But yeah, that would be sweet. I could stop annoying the other mods with my suggestions. Plus, I'm not gonna be butthurt if people don't want to watch what I bring to the table. Passive-agrresively sabotage their lives for not liking Tigersharks? Maybe, but not mad.
 
bearycool dijo:
Hey guys,

I'm still moving up to my new apartment and could not Download mad Max, so we can do that next week or if someone is willing to download it to their google drive and give me the link,we can do that.
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Thank god, I don't want to watch a bunch of degenerate abbo films about how to be shit in Australia.

Let's just watch Die Hard.
 
I WAS THE LAST MAN STANDING AT MOVIE NIGHT 5/28, ALL OTHER PARTICIPANTS WERE LIGHTWEIGHTS AND COULDN'T HANDLE THE TWO-HOUR ART FILM'S 1.8 SECONDS OF HASHBROWNS OR SIT THROUGH TANK GIRL WITHOUT A PISS BREAK

I RECOMMEND MOVIE NIGHT TO EVERYONE

glass_houses dijo:
I like gay dwarves. I like bad movies. I like autism.
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GAME ON. next week you and me are gonna STEP INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE and i'm putting on 1997's The Pest starring John Leguizamo, and if you don't stay for the film's full duration and provide enthusiastic running commentary the entire time, i'll rib you about this shameful display and lack of gall every time you show your face
 
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