Movie Night Thread

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Heavy Metal Movie night and some autisti mars sci-fi movie thing for Friday!
 
I shall now review the April 1st Movie Night.

We bantered for a while before Mars Attacks came on, watching some Metal music videos. We then watched Mars attacks while I provided the entertainment by mocking Michael J Fox and his lack of movable body parts. This led to an emote being added on Cytube of Michael J Fox. You're welcome.

Then the film was interrupted by some MLP shit that Beary put on because of April Fools Day. He obviously thought this was funny. In fact, all this act accomplished was to confirm to all in TS that Beary is, in fact, a tremendous faggot and deserves nothing less than death. This pony shit then led to several videos being put up involving autists sperging about MLP. This led to my first aneurysm of the night when one such autist bore a striking resemblance to me and I realised that had my life taken a dark turn, that sperg could have been me.

Once the MLP stuff was stopped thanks to autism overload, we went back to watching metal videos. This included a sixteen minute video about a Judas Priest concert in a parking lot, at which point one individual mentioned something about being conceived in a parking lot. That was pretty weird. Then rednecks appeared on the screen and spoke about gangbanging with a woman who may or may not have been related to them.

Now drunk off of autism and heavy metal, I decided to retire for the night, the images of an autist talking about Fluttershy still scorching my retinas and burning my intestines. God help us all.
 
Every week, our emote list grows. Soon we shall have autism awareness and MLP emotes, and anyone who enters that site will be blasted with Bronycon levels of 'Tism. Everything is proceeding as we have foreseen
 
I don't always attend movie night, but when I do, I expect levels of ionizing autism that could be measured in megasieverts.

MLP can provide enough autism to power whole star systems for centuries, don't you worry about that.
 
Sorry I've been absent from these things. I've been busy with work and school and I recently moved to a place that has no internet yet. Which sucks. Hopefully, I can attend next week's movie night though.
 
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