Most ridiculously unfunny/annoying DSP moments?

For me it's when he leans into the mic to burp then goes "WOW THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING AND I APOLOGIZE", he does this everyday if not every stream. Also his constant lip smacks when he sips on his water. Just stop dude please. To think Superblindcuck unironically listens to DSP and enjoys it.
 

Alright I'll have a shot

8:30 onwards

Doesn't like being told what to do to possibly change from that game he can't play at all...

Then proceeds to LIMB (Lean-In-Manual-Ban) (no one can take this acronym dis myn nw lololol)

As if Phil's pathetic attitude can't get any more childish...

Yea, pretty much discovering him through MightyD, SJC, It'sAGundam and Snort Burnell and now the most intrinsically and quite ahnestlee amazing site ever!

Sound good? *SNOOORRTTTT*
 
After reading this topic, I think we can all agree that asking for money and being bad at games are the most annoying things about DSP, although not as annoying as making insulting jokes and having him treating people like shit. But what I personally find more annoying is his negativity. He make fancy words about positivity, but his comments and his self-made songs (which are already annoying) have so much pessimism and toxicity that makes me wanna slap my face on the closest wall. This guy is just unbearable, it's as if he likes to torture himself and us.

Need an example of negativity? Here you go. Let's see how much you can stand it before throwing your PC/cellphone out of window.


It's the snorting, without a doubt, especially when he leans in or a video mocking him has a sudden snort compilation.

Oh my goodness, this is so disgusting. If it's a medical condition, he really needs to pay a visit to a doctor. After begging for money, of course 😛
 
Personally, that time he excused being an absolute dick by saying “THAT WAS MY DEPRESSION!”

Fuck. Off. Phil.

He said what? Gosh, this guy sucks! I really hate it when somebody uses a physical or mental disability-challenge-issue-problem-yougetit as an excuse to be a jerk, especially if they claim to have this disability-challenge-issue-problem-youknow without a professional diagnosis at all, just pull something out of their ass, while insulting the people who actually have these problems. Depression my asS, Phil.
 
the only game that i and phil have played is super mario galaxy. The wii is the only console i have, so haven't gotten to play the other mario games yet. I thought the game was fun and engaging, but watching phil's playthrough (2nd run, not the one with pandalee) was shocking, in terms of how Phil completely removed all the fun from the game and complained about stupid things like the gravity, controls, and the endgame purple stars. That really put into perspective how horrible his playthroughs are, compared to playing the game for yourself.
 
Oh my goodness, this is so disgusting. If it's a medical condition, he really needs to pay a visit to a doctor. After begging for money, of course 😛
Dood I'm too fucking busy for a dahctor's ahppointment. Besides dood if you can't handle 1 second of a snort or grunt when I am near the mic it's your fahking fault. How mahture are you that you need to bitch about every little thing? This is a pahsitive stream for mahture adults.
 
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He sounds like such an obnoxious air head when he says it as well, just listen to him mouth off and you have to ask yourself, what the fuck is he even complaining about here? Wonderful dark souls commentary by the pigroach here.
 
It's hard for me to pick the worst habit of his, because they all come with an upside of showing his true inner self, which deflates the whole charade of his. For example, when he legit thinks he's funny even though he isn't, it comes with the consequence of cementing how dumb/immature he is, and his rep reflects that accordingly.

Basically, it's hard to be irritated by anything in particular when he doesn't truly get away with any of it, since he's not clever enough to pull that off. There's always something about it you can laugh at him over, even the fact that he threatened a little girl, because he was too much of a pussy to do it in front of her. Or when he lied about Jasper being sick for pitybux, because he got scared and retconned it immediately.

Phil would be way more of a rage-inducing cunt if he stuck to his guns from actually having a spine and/or was a little bit more intelligent.
 
He sounds like such an obnoxious air head when he says it as well, just listen to him mouth off and you have to ask yourself, what the fuck is he even complaining about here? Wonderful dark souls commentary by the pigroach here.

What the fuck… Did he think he found a glitch or something? I don’t understand what is supposed to be so funny that made him laugh so hard he couldn’t breathe. If I had been in that room with him, about five seconds into that ridiculous cackling I’d have completely lost my shit and screamed at him to shut his fucking annoying ass up. Phil needs a few if those moments in his life. He needs someone to get right up in his face and tell him how pathetically unfunny and annoying he is.
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I think his Bob Ross impression is hands down the least funny thing he ever did.


He does it on-off for some time during the pre-stream. As Tevin says, he's pretty much just saying "I'm Bob Ross, yes"
 
I think his Bob Ross impression is hands down the least funny thing he ever did.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6hzDOSCRBuo:504
He does it on-off for some time during the pre-stream. As Tevin says, he's pretty much just saying "I'm Bob Ross, yes"
"Yes my little children" was the most unfunniest wrong cringe so far. He knows Bob was chill, paints and puts a little cloud and tree somewhere, that's it. He never ever spoke like a molesting pastor, especially when his show wasn't even aimed at kids but everyone who has an interest in painting or just enjoys watching the process. I still have no clue what he was thinking that day but this wasn't funny at all. The only one laughing was Phil as he always laughs at his own so called "jokes".

He's a worse actor than braindead Leon Machere and his histerically laughing crew of fake pranksters.
 
Probably how long his pre-streams are. Haven't watched Phil or a restreamer in a long time, but it always annoyed me how his fans were annoyed by the hour+ prestreams, yet they would help make them longer by sending him more tips and subs to read out. Then there was the prestream (I think one of his dark souls runs?) Where someone asked him to stfu and start the game, where Phil proceeded to say no and hit a button on his sound effect box. He did it at least 5 more times because he thought it was actually funny. Just made me wonder how even the most retarded smoothbrains in his audience can find any of his content enjoyable.
 
Probably how long his pre-streams are. Haven't watched Phil or a restreamer in a long time, but it always annoyed me how his fans were annoyed by the hour+ prestreams, yet they would help make them longer by sending him more tips and subs to read out. Then there was the prestream (I think one of his dark souls runs?) Where someone asked him to stfu and start the game, where Phil proceeded to say no and hit a button on his sound effect box. He did it at least 5 more times because he thought it was actually funny. Just made me wonder how even the most retarded smoothbrains in his audience can find any of his content enjoyable.
Yeah and even when you set aside just how grating and irritating his tone is when he talks directly to his audience, I can't really stand just listening to people talk for an extended period of time when they say they're going to do something but they don't, for sometimes up to an hour with Phil. It's very clear to me that the sort of people that listen to his "podcast" rants are not really displeasured by having him talk for ages just running through things he's already tweeted out and just ranting about some of the most mundane and uninteresting shit for regular normal people, they tune in because they find these things that Phil does as something of a highlight of their day, or something they genuinely want to hear about because they don't have much going on themselves. It's much more then a slight curiosity, rather an addictive habit that his regulars have to listen to his spiel because they look up to Phil and his larping as a muhture aduhlt. They have become so used to his repetitive patterns of broadcasting that anything out of the ordinary would be a shock to their autistic system.
 
Honestly, his fake laugh. The "ack ack ack." shit that happens in a game, Phil "laughs". Compare the "Ack ack ack." to Phil of yesteryear. Yeah, the "joke" is bad, but his laugh. I hate to say it, but his laugh at a racist joke is natural, not the typical "Ack ack ack."

 
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