most overrated christmas food or drink

[A Gay Retard]

candy canes fucking suck

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I don't hate peppermint but adding peppermint to anything ruins it (and food producers love promoting peppermint-anything). Why are you adding what amounts to a breath mint to actual food?

 

[Dysnomia]

Who the fuck actually eats fruit cakes?

They're actually pretty good.

 

[Your typical Scout main]

Eggnog, the name just throw me off and probably tastes gross because of it

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Advent calendars

(Not the literal calendars themselves but the chocolates inside)

 

[proangelwhangs]

i actually like it myself but i find it ironic that lobster is something of a christmas delicacy in australia when it used to be prison food.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Brussels sprouts, followed very closely by mince pies.

 

[NOT Andy Kaufman]

I would count candy canes more as a decoration than a food.

Honestly I'd say fudge. Boomers lose their fucking minds over fudge.

Fudge is an essential food made from the finest ingredients known to man... sugar, butter, chocolate and marshmallow cream.

 

[NOT Andy Kaufman]

The driest of turkey is so bad you have to cut it into little pieces to keep from choking on it, and adding gravy doesn't really help. There's supposedly a million ways people say helps the dryness but I'm not so sure anyone of them work really well. If we can send rovers and shit to Mars in shouldn't be too difficult to breed a turkey without dry white meat.

Fried turkey is juicy.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Fried turkey is juicy.

This. And brining the turkey for a day and a half before you cook it also improves juiciness and flavor. My family's been brining our holiday turkeys for 15 years and we've never gone back to any other way because the turkey always comes out great and it's so easy to do once you get the hang of it.

They're actually pretty good.

This too. Grocery store fruitcake sucks, yes, but you get one of those fancy ones from the mail-order catalogs, the ones that are drenched in rum and brandy, and you're good to go.