most overrated christmas food or drink

Ham always has little rubbery bits hidden in it like the world's shittiest surprise. F tier holiday food.
Who the fuck actually eats fruit cakes?
There was a TV show a few years ago where people built catapults to launch fruit cakes, it was fantastic. There's also a town in Colorado that does it every year, they've recognized fruit cake makes a better projectile than food.
 
Turkey, dry fucking tasteless bird, and they can't fly for shit.

Ham is superior

Eggnog should be banned.
The driest of turkey is so bad you have to cut it into little pieces to keep from choking on it, and adding gravy doesn't really help. There's supposedly a million ways people say helps the dryness but I'm not so sure anyone of them work really well. If we can send rovers and shit to Mars in shouldn't be too difficult to breed a turkey without dry white meat.
 
Fruitcake, I don't mind the other Christmas food. Candy canes are just mints, Eggnog is good, and those overly frosted or sprinkled cookies can be ok in some cases. Fruitcake has no redeeming qualities.
 
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