Michael (2026) - MJ gets the biopic treatment!

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Can't believe this remake race swapped John Travolta, guess they need someone who could match his dance skills.
 
AndSothisIsChristmas dijo:
Spell his name properly next time
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How do people still manage to misspell such a common ass name?

Anyway, I'm sure it will be eaten up by his rabid fanbase. Jaafar is probably close enough I guess. But it must be wearing having to go with the fake wide nose and then have it gradually make smaller and smaller. MJ destroyed his face with plastic surgery. He was fine the way he was before.
 
i can't wait for the kurt cobain biopic

stodgy exec: no cobain a song like "smells like teen spirit" has never been done!!!
cobain: you just dont get it old man it'll change the world
stodgy exec: grrrrrr i just dont get the yutes
 
Fishnumm dijo:
i can't wait for the kurt cobain biopic

stodgy exec: no cobain a song like "smells like teen spirit" has never been done!!!
cobain: you just dont get it old man it'll change the world
stodgy exec: grrrrrr i just dont get the yutes
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Have the movie be a flashback of his life as he stares down the barrel of a gun, so when he finally does it, we can clap like the plane landed.
 
Going to see a biopic about someone who still has living relatives is a waste of time.

It's obviously going to be the most cookie-cutter sanitized version of events possible.
 
Dead Lion dijo:
Going to see a biopic about someone who still has living relatives is a waste of time.

It's obviously going to be the most cookie-cutter sanitized version of events possible.
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most people have living relatives dude thats how like sex works
 
Xarpho's Return dijo:
And it made like $850M...and half the complaining about the movie from critics was that they didn't make Freddie gay enough.
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It's the kind of movie that Yankovic spoofed in his Weird fake biopic.
I hate each and every one of these movies.
I don't even need to watch them, I already know what will happen because I've seen a few of these and they're all the same.
 
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