Matthew Moulton returns from jail to post SNCA.

Destacado
Begemot dijo:
Narrator: The spluttering diaper fetishist proceeded to deny his many iniquities. His pretence of innocence was blatantly obvious to thread regulars as obvious scared blustering.
Presiona para expandir...

Cool story, bro.

Should I take pictures of jail stuff? I still have some jail diapers leftover and other jail stuff. Jail diapers are very cheap quality. I still have some leftover ramen seasoning packets and commissary sauce packets.

There was this other dude who also wore diapers in the medical dorm. He was cool, except HE STARTED TAKING MY SIZE!

They gave him like the X-Large ones when he came in, but they were shit, the 2XL ones were semi-okay so I spent WEEKS pestering the medical staff to get the larger size and, they got them, but then this other dude comes along and tells the guard to give him mine and then... suddenly we're running out every 3 days and then I had to go and pester the medical staff MORE and then FINALLY they changed their idiot policies and last I heard they're just getting rid of the XL size completely and just using the 2XL ones.

Sometimes ya just gotta yell at people over Pampers!

Do not settle for third rate incontinence supplies! Do not be stigmatized! Do not force yourself to accept humiliation!

POUND ON THE COUNTER AND DEMAND A BETTER QUALITY DIAPER!

I love not hiding my power level in regards to my medical issues in public, it's the most liberating experience there is.

I tend to do the opposite online, couching it in the guise of something I keep secret. I don't, in real life I am obnoxiously incontinent. I will bring up my diapers just to make you as socially uncomfortable as possible and then, when you're flustered and off balance... I'll teach you secrets about reality. I'll show you the cognition of creation itself. I will bring you to Jesus Christ!

I am just a wretch who writes for the guy, but... I can show you the way.

Be better!

Be Christian.
 
Begemot dijo:
Again. You are utterly ignoring what I've said, creating a false narrative that we're all gormless brain rotted obsessives. I'll let @I'm Retarded? explain themselves but I'm pretty sure they view the lolcow realm as a niche online space.

You are the one with the parasocial brain rot, Matthew. You haven't changed from your pathetic grandiosity from years ago.
Presiona para expandir...

explaining literally anything to the Sad Fatter is an exercise in futility, he's just flailing around for attention
 
Begemot dijo:
He missed us, like the deserts miss the rain...
Presiona para expandir...

That's some weapons grade cope, but I like that you fantasize about my feelings. I don't think about you at all. You are "Hippo" in my mind... nondescript person of the moment on the Interwebs. I won't even be able to remember what name you were using by next month. On the flip side, you will remember my name for the rest of your existence, you will never not be wondering about my emotions and opinions, you will never not be wishing for my attention in some random rambling of relative reality. I am forever living rent free inside your head. Embrace it.
 
Atemporal-Engineer dijo:
That's some weapons grade cope, but I like that you fantasize about my feelings. I don't think about you at all. You are "Hippo" in my mind... nondescript person of the moment on the Interwebs. I won't even be able to remember what name you were using by next month. On the flip side, you will remember my name for the rest of your existence, you will never not be wondering about my emotions and opinions, you will never not be wishing for my attention in some random rambling of relative reality. I am forever living rent free inside your head. Embrace it.
Presiona para expandir...
Nope. You're just another lolcow, just another narcissistic lout.
 
Atemporal-Engineer dijo:
Should I take pictures of jail stuff? I still have some jail diapers leftover and other jail stuff. Jail diapers are very cheap quality. I still have some leftover ramen seasoning packets and commissary sauce packets.
Presiona para expandir...
Normally, I'd say that nobody wants to see leftover jail diapers, but if you're seriously willing to post them, then who am I to stop you?
 
Atemporal-Engineer dijo:
I thought that was like your deal? Like you want to find weird zany whacky people online, cause... wow, new, diff! Exciting! If I'm too bormal I can't really be on here now can I?
Presiona para expandir...
Trust me. You are a specialised niche for our tastes. A verbose gen X narcissist who took the bait from Florida's most amusing cop.
 
Begemot dijo:
Trust me. You are a specialised niche for our tastes. A verbose gen X narcissist who took the bait from Florida's most amusing cop.
Presiona para expandir...

Sounds to me like you're just a coward who doesn't believe in their own rights. Or maybe you're from some communist shit hole where they never had them. When even a big baby like me has bigger balls than you do... oof, not a good look.

Like I said in Brennan's thread... the lot of you rejects isn't any different, you just sell out with less notice.
 
Atemporal-Engineer dijo:
Sounds to me like you're just a coward who doesn't believe in their own rights. Or maybe you're from some communist shit hole where they never had them. When even a big baby like me has bigger balls than you do... oof, not a good look.

Like I said in Brennan's thread... the lot of you rejects isn't any different, you just sell out with less notice.
Presiona para expandir...
Ah. The part where you pretend your petulant insolence and pitiful attempt at schotastic terrorism somehow helps free speech. Not exactly novel, lad.
 
Begemot dijo:
Ah. The part where you pretend your petulant insolence and pitiful attempt at schotastic terrorism somehow helps free speech. Not exactly novel, lad.
Presiona para expandir...

I'm the first American in history to be falsely convicted for sharing the words of Jesus Christ, which makes me a saint. Also, I get to sue in 38 different directions. Also, my literary work is now permanently embedded into US law. Also, I'm pretty sure I have the only probation in history with mandatory marijuana usage.

Okay, what have you got?

Yeah, you got nothin.
 
Atemporal-Engineer dijo:
I'm the first American in history to be falsely convicted for sharing the words of Jesus Christ, which makes me a saint. Also, I get to sue in 38 different directions. Also, my literary work is now permanently embedded into US law. Also, I'm pretty sure I have the only probation in history with mandatory marijuana usage.

Okay, what have you got?

Yeah, you got nothin.
Presiona para expandir...
I'm not pretending to be anything. I never said I was.
 
Destacado
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo