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I came here to say hi to the lolcow and wish him well after his prison experience. but it looks like Mr. Moulton has gone from annoying faggot pretending to be a supreme techno-genius to an annoying faggot pretending to be a schizo techno-genius, and I don't feel quite so sympathetic anymore. sorry Matt, I think it genuinely sucks you got thrown in prison for so long just to feed some guy's ego, even though you post like a gibbering faggot and probably deserved a slap on the wrist for acting like such a blatantly fake tough guy online all the time. I would never wish that kind of misery on you personally. but also you need to calm the fuck down and stop posting this retard nonsense. anyway, I hope things go well for you, genuinely. but also trying to grow your internet fame by tardposting on kiwifarms is a bad move. it's gonna get you some attention, sure, but it's not going to help you or your mental health.
your Encyclopedia Dramatica page was the first lolcow rabbit hole I ever fell down lol. it seems strange now that we're all so much older. having a public, thoroughly documented legacy of cringe from your 20s must really be maddening, like a barb in your brain that you can never quite work free. oh well. it's never too late to reinvent yourself and change. godspeed you nutty bastard.
That's only because you didn't respond to "Oh my God, shut the fuck up!"That's why they liked calling me "Boss Baby" in jail or "Baby Jesus With A Beard".
That's only because you didn't respond to "Oh my God, shut the fuck up!"
The best thing about jail, for me, was realizing how unimportant you all are. Do you know how many people have ever heard of Kiwi Farms, in the real world, in jail? Do you know how many?
It's zero.
It's absolutely fuckin nothing! And everybody treated me like some super important celebrity, like I really mattered to everybody, I was important to everybody.
bro... lmao
being such a fucking loser online for so fucking long really has broken your brain all the way down to the root
Homey. No one ever thought kiwi farms was important in the real world. You just created a straw man out of thin air and ranted at it.Tell us all how you REALLY feel! : D
Homey. No one ever thought kiwi farms was important in the real world. You just created a straw man out of thin air and ranted at it.
but also trying to grow your internet fame by tardposting on kiwifarms is a bad move. it's gonna get you some attention, sure, but it's not going to help you or your mental health.
your Encyclopedia Dramatica page was the first lolcow rabbit hole I ever fell down lol. it seems strange now that we're all so much older. having a public, thoroughly documented legacy of cringe from your 20s must really be maddening, like a barb in your brain that you can never quite work free. oh well. it's never too late to reinvent yourself and change. godspeed you nutty bastard.
Again. You are utterly ignoring what I've said, creating a false narrative that we're all gormless brain rotted obsessives. I'll let @I'm Retarded? explain themselves but I'm pretty sure they view the lolcow realm as a niche online space.Over investing in the importance and relevance of these sites, claiming that what you're doing is "maddening" to people... what absolute idiocy. USI in its final form. You're worse than the left who thinks they magically control people through the media. No one takes any of you idiots seriously, sorry to ruin the delusion. Twice over in your case Begemot.
Again. You are utterly ignoring what I've said, creating a false narrative that we're all gormless brain rotted obsessives. I'll let @I'm Retarded? explain themselves but I'm pretty sure they view the lolcow realm as a niche online space.
You are the one with the parasocial brain rot, Matthew. You haven't changed from your pathetic grandiosity from years ago.
You sure they didn't call you that because you think you're Jesus and you poop in a diaper?The meek shall inherit! That's why they liked calling me "Boss Baby" in jail or "Baby Jesus With A Beard".
By the end of this. You WILL submit to our hivemind.1. I did not ignore what you said.
2. I pointed out where you freaks thought you were tormenting people with words.
3. Now you're acting all indignant and ass mad about it, doubling down in your imagined role as judge of others.
You need Jesus, dude.
You sure they didn't call you that because you think you're Jesus and you poop in a diaper?
You've had fans here for over thirteen years. They thought you were an interesting individual then, eventually you lost access to that account, so you've created at least a second, if not more.You never go viral for the reasons you think you will.
Why would we be ass mad that you went to jail?You're ass mad, the world gets it. Remember though, there's a reason I own the paradox patents for temporal scan sat technology.
Narrator: Sadly, the gibbering schizoid made up a fantasy about being loved whilst incarcerated. The sordid reality of being a whimpering plaything for black bucks was never mentioned due to abject shame.The opposite, I had a few people seriously try to tell me that they thought I was some direct iteration of Christ and then I had to explain why that's not the case. Just because I can read reality like God doesn't mean I am God, it's only one fractional ability of God.
The nickname largely came from the nature of the accusation as the state of Florida was falsely attributing words of Christ that I paraphrased as if they were my own words, in turn the state of Florida accused me of being God and accused the word of God as having the intent to murder mankind.
You doorknobs largely can't read of course, but in jail the literacy rate is higher and people actually read my work so it was easy to gain notoriety. I also let people make tattoos using snippets from "The Never".
Being famous for screaming "YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIAN" on national television was a bit weird, but that's just how fame goes.
You never go viral for the reasons you think you will.
Why would we be ass mad that you went to jail?
Narrator: Sadly, the gibbering schizoid made up a fantasy about being loved whilst incarcerated. The sordid reality of being a whimpering plaything for black bucks was never mentioned due to abject shame.
Narrator: The spluttering diaper fetishist proceeded to deny his many iniquities. His pretence of innocence was blatantly obvious to thread regulars as obvious scared blustering.A gibbering schizoid just made up a fantasy involving me and gay sex with "black bucks" because... I don't know. Did someone ask him to share this? Yikes alive. Stay out of jail dude, some black dude is gonna smash your skull in to remind you why an assault charge is better than a PREA charge when you start gettin too close with your fantasies.
People aren't into faggotry in jail, that's more of a Kiwi Farms kinda deal.
On an unrelated note, I'm not sorry about that time I called that dude "Fat Albert" and started making "eeble, obble, bobble, yabble" noises every time he started yammering on about how he thought blacks was kangz and sheeeeit.
THAS RIGHT!
Sheeeeit.
WE WUZ KANGZ!
I ain't even mad tho, he stopped that shit the day after and we got along good after. Not to say he ain't a racist piece of shit, but he's a racist piece of shit you can at least get along with.
Does that make sense? Like, some fuckers are racist in a way, where... they just cannot function around other races, at all, without being in a state of perpetual ass mad.
But then you got other people and, it's like, yeah they're racist, they hate you, they think you're a fuckin cracker... but you can hang out together, even though they're a bit squirrely in the head.
It's like hangin out with Boomhauer... or Cartman.
Imagine black Cartman... with a CPAP machine.