Matthew Moulton returns from jail to post SNCA.

I asked Grok to critique my book as harshly as it could, this is what it came up with...

9fec4fc9a7e870ca6a6620d9f885197f.gif


I still want to clean it up though, still needs proper chapters and some bits could be made to make more sense, plus it needs a better segue at the end into the second book, "Ending Story".

So the first book is "The Never" and the second is "Ending Story" and if you put the two together... "The Never Ending Story".

A book series on how to survive the future.

I could just put them together I suppose as one big huge book, like the original 400+ page Never Ending Story, but this way is better I think, 200 page chunks in separate books.
 
I came here to say hi to the lolcow and wish him well after his prison experience. but it looks like Mr. Moulton has gone from annoying faggot pretending to be a supreme techno-genius to an annoying faggot pretending to be a schizo techno-genius, and I don't feel quite so sympathetic anymore. sorry Matt, I think it genuinely sucks you got thrown in prison for so long just to feed some guy's ego, even though you post like a gibbering faggot and probably deserved a slap on the wrist for acting like such a blatantly fake tough guy online all the time. I would never wish that kind of misery on you personally. but also you need to calm the fuck down and stop posting this retard nonsense. anyway, I hope things go well for you, genuinely. but also trying to grow your internet fame by tardposting on kiwifarms is a bad move. it's gonna get you some attention, sure, but it's not going to help you or your mental health.

your Encyclopedia Dramatica page was the first lolcow rabbit hole I ever fell down lol. it seems strange now that we're all so much older. having a public, thoroughly documented legacy of cringe from your 20s must really be maddening, like a barb in your brain that you can never quite work free. oh well. it's never too late to reinvent yourself and change. godspeed you nutty bastard.
 
I came here to say hi to the lolcow and wish him well after his prison experience. but it looks like Mr. Moulton has gone from annoying faggot pretending to be a supreme techno-genius to an annoying faggot pretending to be a schizo techno-genius, and I don't feel quite so sympathetic anymore. sorry Matt, I think it genuinely sucks you got thrown in prison for so long just to feed some guy's ego, even though you post like a gibbering faggot and probably deserved a slap on the wrist for acting like such a blatantly fake tough guy online all the time. I would never wish that kind of misery on you personally. but also you need to calm the fuck down and stop posting this retard nonsense. anyway, I hope things go well for you, genuinely. but also trying to grow your internet fame by tardposting on kiwifarms is a bad move. it's gonna get you some attention, sure, but it's not going to help you or your mental health.

your Encyclopedia Dramatica page was the first lolcow rabbit hole I ever fell down lol. it seems strange now that we're all so much older. having a public, thoroughly documented legacy of cringe from your 20s must really be maddening, like a barb in your brain that you can never quite work free. oh well. it's never too late to reinvent yourself and change. godspeed you nutty bastard.

I'm the best kind of tough guy, the one who controls through self-control. Sometimes you have to be weak to be strong. Just look at God, at Jesus Christ.

The meek shall inherit! That's why they liked calling me "Boss Baby" in jail or "Baby Jesus With A Beard".

The best thing about jail, for me, was realizing how unimportant you all are. Do you know how many people have ever heard of Kiwi Farms, in the real world, in jail? Do you know how many?

It's zero.

It's absolutely fuckin nothing! And everybody treated me like some super important celebrity, like I really mattered to everybody, I was important to everybody.

"SMARTEST MAN IN VOLUSIA COUNTY JAIL"

LOL

You people pretend like you got a lot to say about people and you do this thing where you convince vulnerable people online to have a false sense of idolization in your brand of bullshit, but uh... nobody sees your shit. Nobody looks at it. Nobody even registers your existence. Hell, even sites that have gone full pedestrian like 4Chan, with rando name drops in mainstream media programming... people don't ever actually ~go~ to 4Chan, they're just ~aware~ of it in a vague, superficial sort of sense.

Even if someone "heard I had an article"... you know they've never seen it. Why? Number one reason a pedestrian doesn't... "I don't want to get infected with a virus."

They don't see your articles, they don't read your threads, they don't even know you exist 99% of the time and, even when you do, it's just a vague reference.

People also notice when you're attacking blindly with blatantly butt blistered bullshit.

You're ass mad, the world gets it. Remember though, there's a reason I own the paradox patents for temporal scan sat technology.

You don't have any temporal privacy rights or laws.

You see I have a higher dimensional sense of self preservation, so I'm not really trying to impress the likes of you or any other self-important little sycophant, I just read reality and then I aim to impress God!

Humans are only ever looking to be impressed with themselves. That's why you shouldn't try. And the harder you do, like you lot... the more meaningless you'll make yourselves in the greater scope of higher reality. You spent your life throwing words at people like piles of shit. I spent my life crafting words into weapons capable of cracking causality itself...


We are not the same.

Educators and manipulators... be careful which you read from. People know your brand is a poison. Slime can only slime.

 
Última edición:
That's only because you didn't respond to "Oh my God, shut the fuck up!"

No, I'm the one who said it.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHO!"

And then, like a chorus of angels, dozens of resounding, "SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHO!" when he ceased to stop.

And behold, he did stop, at that time, wence the entirety of the dorm screamed in tandem rage... "SHUT THE FUCK UP MACHO!"

...I do regret calling him a puppet fuck... but only if he regrets calling me a cracker.

I'm not sorry for saying he's a white Mexican though, that's literally what his wrist band said... WM... White Mexican, clear as a bell!
 
The best thing about jail, for me, was realizing how unimportant you all are. Do you know how many people have ever heard of Kiwi Farms, in the real world, in jail? Do you know how many?

It's zero.

It's absolutely fuckin nothing! And everybody treated me like some super important celebrity, like I really mattered to everybody, I was important to everybody.

bro... lmao

being such a fucking loser online for so fucking long really has broken your brain all the way down to the root
 
Homey. No one ever thought kiwi farms was important in the real world. You just created a straw man out of thin air and ranted at it.

but also trying to grow your internet fame by tardposting on kiwifarms is a bad move. it's gonna get you some attention, sure, but it's not going to help you or your mental health.

your Encyclopedia Dramatica page was the first lolcow rabbit hole I ever fell down lol. it seems strange now that we're all so much older. having a public, thoroughly documented legacy of cringe from your 20s must really be maddening, like a barb in your brain that you can never quite work free. oh well. it's never too late to reinvent yourself and change. godspeed you nutty bastard.

Over investing in the importance and relevance of these sites, claiming that what you're doing is "maddening" to people... what absolute idiocy. USI in its final form. You're worse than the left who thinks they magically control people through the media. No one takes any of you idiots seriously, sorry to ruin the delusion. Twice over in your case Begemot.
 
Over investing in the importance and relevance of these sites, claiming that what you're doing is "maddening" to people... what absolute idiocy. USI in its final form. You're worse than the left who thinks they magically control people through the media. No one takes any of you idiots seriously, sorry to ruin the delusion. Twice over in your case Begemot.
Again. You are utterly ignoring what I've said, creating a false narrative that we're all gormless brain rotted obsessives. I'll let @I'm Retarded? explain themselves but I'm pretty sure they view the lolcow realm as a niche online space.

You are the one with the parasocial brain rot, Matthew. You haven't changed from your pathetic grandiosity from years ago.
 
Again. You are utterly ignoring what I've said, creating a false narrative that we're all gormless brain rotted obsessives. I'll let @I'm Retarded? explain themselves but I'm pretty sure they view the lolcow realm as a niche online space.

You are the one with the parasocial brain rot, Matthew. You haven't changed from your pathetic grandiosity from years ago.

1. I did not ignore what you said.

2. I pointed out where you freaks thought you were tormenting people with words.

3. Now you're acting all indignant and ass mad about it, doubling down in your imagined role as judge of others.

You need Jesus, dude.
 
1. I did not ignore what you said.

2. I pointed out where you freaks thought you were tormenting people with words.

3. Now you're acting all indignant and ass mad about it, doubling down in your imagined role as judge of others.

You need Jesus, dude.
By the end of this. You WILL submit to our hivemind.


1000002168.png
 
By the end of this. You WILL submit to our hivemind.


Ver archivo adjunto 8651517

By the end of reality you WILL submit to Jesus Christ. Every head shall bow.

You sure they didn't call you that because you think you're Jesus and you poop in a diaper?

The opposite, I had a few people seriously try to tell me that they thought I was some direct iteration of Christ and then I had to explain why that's not the case. Just because I can read reality like God doesn't mean I am God, it's only one fractional ability of God.

The nickname largely came from the nature of the accusation as the state of Florida was falsely attributing words of Christ that I paraphrased as if they were my own words, in turn the state of Florida accused me of being God and accused the word of God as having the intent to murder mankind.

You doorknobs largely can't read of course, but in jail the literacy rate is higher and people actually read my work so it was easy to gain notoriety. I also let people make tattoos using snippets from "The Never".

Being famous for screaming "YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIAN" on national television was a bit weird, but that's just how fame goes.

You never go viral for the reasons you think you will.
 
You never go viral for the reasons you think you will.
You've had fans here for over thirteen years. They thought you were an interesting individual then, eventually you lost access to that account, so you've created at least a second, if not more.

Why did you feel the need to return to a gossip website to share whatever it is that makes no sense to anyone but yourself? Shouldn't you be trying to find a publisher- or self-publish through Amazon instead of wasting your time on "doorknobs?"
 
The opposite, I had a few people seriously try to tell me that they thought I was some direct iteration of Christ and then I had to explain why that's not the case. Just because I can read reality like God doesn't mean I am God, it's only one fractional ability of God.

The nickname largely came from the nature of the accusation as the state of Florida was falsely attributing words of Christ that I paraphrased as if they were my own words, in turn the state of Florida accused me of being God and accused the word of God as having the intent to murder mankind.

You doorknobs largely can't read of course, but in jail the literacy rate is higher and people actually read my work so it was easy to gain notoriety. I also let people make tattoos using snippets from "The Never".

Being famous for screaming "YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIAN" on national television was a bit weird, but that's just how fame goes.

You never go viral for the reasons you think you will.
Narrator: Sadly, the gibbering schizoid made up a fantasy about being loved whilst incarcerated. The sordid reality of being a whimpering plaything for black bucks was never mentioned due to abject shame.
 
Why would we be ass mad that you went to jail?

Over the circumstances. You guys try and tout yourselves as free speech advocates, which is one of the reasons you all hate on Brennan so much, cause you consider him to be a sellout to the cause...

ED - 2013_Donation_Drive.jpg


I'm one of the only people in any of these communities to ever get falsely arrested over free speech issues and my case is... epic, glorious on a level no other shit poster can even come close to matching and... no shout out.

See I gave Gab multiple shout outs, even wore their hat when I was initially arrested...

Img_1593 - Small.jpg

So they got some viral attention off mine. They got to be exemplified as as being the penultimate free speech experience online, a Christian based Twitter clone... and you all got... exactly what you gave me.

You weren't mentioned in any of the e-mails, you weren't mentioned in any of the court documents, you aren't mentioned at all, in any way, I completely excluded you like you constantly tried to exclude me.

The only reason I'm even here right now, posting on your site, is to be charitable.

To share some of my attention with you, but... even when I do that, oof, you just can't stop lookin to attack all the time.

Try and lighten up a little. Be less like Brennan. Be more like me. Be chill.

Narrator: Sadly, the gibbering schizoid made up a fantasy about being loved whilst incarcerated. The sordid reality of being a whimpering plaything for black bucks was never mentioned due to abject shame.

A gibbering schizoid just made up a fantasy involving me and gay sex with "black bucks" because... I don't know. Did someone ask him to share this? Yikes alive. Stay out of jail dude, some black dude is gonna smash your skull in to remind you why an assault charge is better than a PREA charge when you start gettin too close with your fantasies.

People aren't into faggotry in jail, that's more of a Kiwi Farms kinda deal.

On an unrelated note, I'm not sorry about that time I called that dude "Fat Albert" and started making "eeble, obble, bobble, yabble" noises every time he started yammering on about how he thought blacks was kangz and sheeeeit.

THAS RIGHT!

Sheeeeit.

WE WUZ KANGZ!

I ain't even mad tho, he stopped that shit the day after and we got along good after. Not to say he ain't a racist piece of shit, but he's a racist piece of shit you can at least get along with.

Does that make sense? Like, some fuckers are racist in a way, where... they just cannot function around other races, at all, without being in a state of perpetual ass mad.

But then you got other people and, it's like, yeah they're racist, they hate you, they think you're a fuckin cracker... but you can hang out together, even though they're a bit squirrely in the head.

It's like hangin out with Boomhauer... or Cartman.

Imagine black Cartman... with a CPAP machine.

And now I regret never calling him that. That would have been the best nickname for him... black Cartman!

I miss Blackie Chan, that dude pestered me to no end with his deal making, but I miss his friendly smile. *virtual fist bump*

Dude loved to fist bump... and make deals... not the best deals, I mean, come on dude, you only got me two ramen for a coffee that one time! Should have easily been able to get three!

Sorry for ignoring you that one day, by the by, that was rude. My wrist and back were in a lot of pain and I just... was not in the mood to be social. I acted like I accuse a lot of you and that was just... mean. I'm sorry for being mean, I should have given you some attention and took a break from working on motions.

BLAAAAAAACKIE CHAAAAAAN! : D
 
A gibbering schizoid just made up a fantasy involving me and gay sex with "black bucks" because... I don't know. Did someone ask him to share this? Yikes alive. Stay out of jail dude, some black dude is gonna smash your skull in to remind you why an assault charge is better than a PREA charge when you start gettin too close with your fantasies.

People aren't into faggotry in jail, that's more of a Kiwi Farms kinda deal.

On an unrelated note, I'm not sorry about that time I called that dude "Fat Albert" and started making "eeble, obble, bobble, yabble" noises every time he started yammering on about how he thought blacks was kangz and sheeeeit.

THAS RIGHT!

Sheeeeit.

WE WUZ KANGZ!

I ain't even mad tho, he stopped that shit the day after and we got along good after. Not to say he ain't a racist piece of shit, but he's a racist piece of shit you can at least get along with.

Does that make sense? Like, some fuckers are racist in a way, where... they just cannot function around other races, at all, without being in a state of perpetual ass mad.

But then you got other people and, it's like, yeah they're racist, they hate you, they think you're a fuckin cracker... but you can hang out together, even though they're a bit squirrely in the head.

It's like hangin out with Boomhauer... or Cartman.

Imagine black Cartman... with a CPAP machine.
Narrator: The spluttering diaper fetishist proceeded to deny his many iniquities. His pretence of innocence was blatantly obvious to thread regulars as obvious scared blustering.
 
Atrás
Top Abajo