🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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Space Pirate dijo:
If it weren't for /cow/ dumping everything including how ED was keeping Onideus around as a sysop because of his donations then you wouldn't be sitting here saying that you banned him.
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Lol what

He never donated, he doesnt even have money to donate
We kept him around because he would obsessively edit shit all day that nobody else would. After he started going off at me he was no longer editing and was only arguing with the staff

In short, the second his annoyances outweighed his usefulness he was banned

This is all clearly outlined in the EDF threads of the time and his article so i dont know why you're making this stuff up
 
Space Pirate dijo:
No, LikeIcare is blatantly full of shit about the donations. He paid for his sysop.
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Also false


And so far your claims and argument about Onideus, even if they were true are

"ED are stupid because they let Onideus pay them so he could fix spelling mistakes and ban spambots"

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Never get into business lol

AnOminous dijo:
And how could you possibly be surprised at this happening considering he was a spaz since the early '90s? I guess you guys were pretty desperate by that point or something lol.
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I dont care if someone is a spastic elesewhere, If they arent doing it on the site then its not my problem
 
Space Pirate dijo:
No, LikeIcare is blatantly full of shit about the donations. He paid for his sysop.
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You retards are great! I've been looking for sort of microcosms of the whole "fake news" hysteria in order to prove how it doesn't actually matter at all.

See you have people saying like Russia or whatever somehow manipulated content rankings and ads on Google and FaceBook to get certain subversive or "fake news" content up as if it would somehow make an impact or alteration in people's perceptions.

But the thing is... that's not how news works. News doesn't influence people, rather people seek the news that they WANT to hear. So if you put up a news story that someone agrees with... they'll think it's real. And if you put up a news story that they don't agree with... they'll think it's fake.

Whether something is actually really real or factual doesn't matter in the least bit because you stupid humans are so mentally deficient you will simply believe whatever you WANT or NEED to believe, regardless of how idiotic or retarded it sounds.

Like with you morons, one side is saying I somehow made massive donations and that's how I became an admin... the other side is trying to say I was making massive edits and additions and that's how I became an admin... but you're BOTH wrong!

But the actual truth of the matter... doesn't matter. Regardless of how many facts or what proof is shown, both you hapless little retards will go right on ahead believing the stupid inane "WELCOME TO THE TIME MASHEEN" version of events that you NEED to believe in. There is no possibility for manipulation or potential for subversion because it wouldn't matter regardless!

BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKIN ROCKS!

A rock just... sits there... it just is... unless you take out a gawd damn HAMMER and start forcibly smashing it into something else... a gawd damn rock is all you got. It's locked, unchanging, limited, stuck in its present state, unable to grow, alter or otherwise break free from the static limitations of its fixed form. That's you dipshits... just a bunch of ROCKS!

Coincidentally... Likeicare is basically a dancing monkey. Brian tells him lies to keep him placated and controlled so he doesn't sperg out. Brian knows I've hurt people and he tries to mitigate those hurted fee fees by feeding kids such as Likeicare a tailored rendition of reality that they can readily and easily accept in order to keep them complacent and conforming.

On the flip side, what's-his-face (guy arguing with LIC whose name I didn't even bother registering), he too is a dancing monkey, believing the half-cocked bullshit his betters smeared all over this thread ages ago, making absolutely absurd and random insinuations and excuses for my being.

See that's the real bitch of it, innt... you don't understand. NONE of you understand. My being, my presence, everything I am online doesn't fit for you, it doesn't match up right in your preconceived little rendition of how the social world of the Internet should work. So when you see someone who supposed to be a kook, a "lolcow" and they're in a position of power/influence on your little end of the table... your small little pea brained point of view just can't handle it.

I am literally the concept of trolling personified, trolling itself manifested in physical form... that's why you can't understand me, that's why you so readily and easily cling to the most hilarious of wanton explanations and "reasons" for why I am. You don't understand trolling, so you don't understand me, so now here you are snitting back and forth like a bunch of mildly retarded monkeys flinging feces at each other trying to battle over whose batshit insane rendition of reality is the better one.

*Hatter pops himself a beer.*
 
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