🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[Kiwi Jeff]

you don't understand. NONE of you understand.

 

[Uncle Warren]

 

[Null]

The worst thing about being stateside is that Dominos is shit here. In Aus, these pizzas were like AUD$5 each and they were fucking good.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

 

[Uncle Warren]

I heard of red bean paste used for desserts in Japan, but ice cream?

Are red beans even good as a dessert?

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I heard of red bean paste used for desserts in Japan, but ice cream?

Are red beans even good as a dessert?

I've had red bean ice cream before in my local Asian restaurants. It's pretty good!

 

[Uncle Warren]

I've had red bean ice cream before in my local Asian restaurants. It's pretty good!

Shit son, maybe I could get my hands on some red beans and make some stuff at home.

 

[Begemot]

You exceptional individuals are great! I've been looking for sort of microcosms of the whole "fake news" hysteria in order to prove how it doesn't actually matter at all.

See you have people saying like Russia or whatever somehow manipulated content rankings and ads on Google and FaceBook to get certain subversive or "fake news" content up as if it would somehow make an impact or alteration in people's perceptions.

But the thing is... that's not how news works. News doesn't influence people, rather people seek the news that they WANT to hear. So if you put up a news story that someone agrees with... they'll think it's real. And if you put up a news story that they don't agree with... they'll think it's fake.

Whether something is actually really real or factual doesn't matter in the least bit because you stupid humans are so mentally deficient you will simply believe whatever you WANT or NEED to believe, regardless of how idiotic or exceptional it sounds.

Like with you morons, one side is saying I somehow made massive donations and that's how I became an admin... the other side is trying to say I was making massive edits and additions and that's how I became an admin... but you're BOTH wrong!

But the actual truth of the matter... doesn't matter. Regardless of how many facts or what proof is shown, both you hapless little exceptional individuals will go right on ahead believing the stupid inane "WELCOME TO THE TIME MASHEEN" version of events that you NEED to believe in. There is no possibility for manipulation or potential for subversion because it wouldn't matter regardless!

BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF STUPID FUCKIN ROCKS!

A rock just... sits there... it just is... unless you take out a gawd damn HAMMER and start forcibly smashing it into something else... a gawd damn rock is all you got. It's locked, unchanging, limited, stuck in its present state, unable to grow, alter or otherwise break free from the static limitations of its fixed form. That's you dipshits... just a bunch of ROCKS!

Coincidentally... Likeicare is basically a dancing monkey. Brian tells him lies to keep him placated and controlled so he doesn't sperg out. Brian knows I've hurt people and he tries to mitigate those hurted fee fees by feeding kids such as Likeicare a tailored rendition of reality that they can readily and easily accept in order to keep them complacent and conforming.

On the flip side, what's-his-face (guy arguing with LIC whose name I didn't even bother registering), he too is a dancing monkey, believing the half-cocked bullshit his betters smeared all over this thread ages ago, making absolutely absurd and random insinuations and excuses for my being.

See that's the real bitch of it, innt... you don't understand. NONE of you understand. My being, my presence, everything I am online doesn't fit for you, it doesn't match up right in your preconceived little rendition of how the social world of the Internet should work. So when you see someone who supposed to be a kook, a "lolcow" and they're in a position of power/influence on your little end of the table... your small little pea brained point of view just can't handle it.

I am literally the concept of trolling personified, trolling itself manifested in physical form... that's why you can't understand me, that's why you so readily and easily cling to the most hilarious of wanton explanations and "reasons" for why I am. You don't understand trolling, so you don't understand me, so now here you are snitting back and forth like a bunch of mildly exceptional monkeys flinging feces at each other trying to battle over whose batshit insane rendition of reality is the better one.

*Hatter pops himself a beer.*

Nah, it's actually quite an old template you're using, Matthew: the self-obsessed egotistical edgelord.

As I said, you're a daywalker because you stared into the abyss and now you're a lolcow because the consensus here says you are. That's all that matters. Why else would you block people like @A Hot Pizza & @Kiwi Jeff? They found you out and you couldn't bear the truth.

 

[oddish]

Is this stuff kosher?

sup matt

 

[FuckYou]

the ED wiki / project quickly fell into obscurity post-trump election, although continued to churn out some fresh new content.

However Onideus has almost completely sperged out and alienated 95% of the wiki activity from contributing due to his autism

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

How come everyone is trying to derail this bean thread?

 

[A Hot Potato]

 

[Uncle Warren]

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This is not a food. I cannot eat a video game about beans. This is a bad post. Bad Pizza.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

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This is not a food. I cannot eat a video game about beans. This is a bad post. Bad Pizza.

It's a great game though

 

[FuckYou]

@Matthew Moulton nigga u autistic

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/User:Mimkrys

 

[FuckYou]

@Matthew Moulton
Seriously stop wasting taxpayer money with your bullshit disability claims and get a job you autistic fat fuck

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/En...er#Just_So_There.27s..._There.27s_No_Question

Your sperging has reached levels beyond conventional scales.

 

[LikeicareKF]

@Matthew Moulton
Seriously stop wasting taxpayer money with your bullshit disability claims and get a job you autistic fat fuck

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/En...er#Just_So_There.27s..._There.27s_No_Question

Your sperging has reached levels beyond conventional scales.

Why is there no alog rating in this sub

 

[Cthulu]

I thought this was the food sub?

 

[Uncle Warren]

I thought this was the food sub?

It is, clearly someone is being very offtopic.