🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

Don't do this.
Remember to not be retarded like the other chuds that got nabbed: get a gigakike lawyer on standby to rape the Velusia county treasury to death with a civil liberties lawsuit. By the time he's been fully dragged through the courts he'll wish he was dead.
I'd never say anything even vaguely threatening to be clear. I won't even send another email after this. I think that I, as a citizen journalist and animal welfare activist am well within my rights to inquire about Michael Chitwood's jewish cum habit.
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I don't see why a mod felt the need to tag my post. Chitwood is not a cow, he is a government official. I have every right to make an inquiry from a public servant. I know this is just going to get deleted with some message like "Stop shitting up the board"

You must feel like you're doing something really important huh?
 
I'd never say anything even vaguely threatening to be clear. I won't even send another email after this. I think that I, as a citizen journalist and animal welfare activist am well within my rights to inquire about Michael Chitwood's jewish cum habit.
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I don't see why a mod felt the need to tag my post. Chitwood is not a cow, he is a government official. I have every right to make an inquiry from a public servant. I know this is just going to get deleted with some message like "Stop shitting up the board"

You must feel like you're doing something really important huh?
You are doing what is known to science as, "pissing in the popcorn."

Please don't piss in the popcorn that we have to share.
 
I'd never say anything even vaguely threatening to be clear. I won't even send another email after this. I think that I, as a citizen journalist and animal welfare activist am well within my rights to inquire about Michael Chitwood's jewish cum habit.
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I don't see why a mod felt the need to tag my post. Chitwood is not a cow, he is a government official. I have every right to make an inquiry from a public servant. I know this is just going to get deleted with some message like "Stop shitting up the board"

You must feel like you're doing something really important huh?
Trolling is under a strict Don't Ask/Don't Tell policy here. If you want to ask Chitwood what Jewish cum tastes like, you can do it on your own time, in the privacy of your own bedroom. If you'd like to discuss your trolling, it's best done offsite, or, at absolute worst, in some DM chain, far from the light of civilized discourse.

ALL government officials are cows, as per the nature of their jobs.

And while you have a right to make inquiries from public servants, this whole setup works best when we maintain plausible deniability and a certain journalistic detachment from the source.

It's one thing to say "haha Shitwood sure must love the taste of Jewish cum, amiright?" That's editorializing, addressing a casual readership of dozens. Directly goading Chitwood into a chimpout, however, is direct interference and insider cow trading, and even if it works, it'll open you up to accusations of staging the whole thing. It's the equivalent of upending a trashcan in the pristine natural environments of downtown San Francisco (the city is funny because it's filthy already, due to fags and fentanyl, not because you made it filthy), or taking a photo of a tranny suicide bridge, but ruining the vibe by soyfacing yourself into half the picture.

Powerleveling is bad too, but that's mostly to either a) preserve your anonymity and prevent yourself from inadvertently turning yourself into an exhibit (powerlevel here, but everybody has something embarrassing in their lives that at least a few people here would love to laugh at), or b) stop you from getting full of yourself and acting like an insufferable prick, which socially inept spergs sometimes have a trouble with, and will also turn you into an exhibit. (the classic powerlevel, which proved the need for the PL prohibition in the first place, was something along the lines of "I may be an unemployed faggot who jerks off to Pokemons, but at least I'm not as bad as Chrischan!", which for obvious reasons painted giant targets on the poor, NEET fools making such boasts)

Saying you're a vet tech might get you phonebooked, but it's not that embarrassing in and of itself. So unless you're saying "I'm a vet tech and that makes me better than Chitwood", or "I'm a vet tech, and while I've never sucked off a Jew, here is what dog cum tastes like...", then you're probably safe revealing that detail.
 
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Give me alarm clocks if needed, but did Sheriff Kikewood say he’s a Christian? I always thought he was an oven dodger but maybe I just assumed that because /pol/ said he was a kike. I know he’s definitely a mason. Either way, here’s to you Sheriff Clitwood! May you rid us of the neet menace, one basement dwelling neckbeard at a time.

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Baiting autistic retards into threatening you so you can arrest them is an unhinged thing to do. This isn't uncommon behavior. Florida sheriffs are some of the biggest, most cowardly pieces of shit you will ever deal with. Dumb boomer types think you're a fan of nigger crime if you don't worship these useless fucks though.
 
Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
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This clip is 6/5 kino, i always imagined people who throw death threats around look just like him. Based cop indeed.

I hope this faggot enjoys his time in Florida jail with all the peaceful and totally harmless Florida men who never did anything insane.
 
I'd never say anything even vaguely threatening to be clear. I won't even send another email after this. I think that I, as a citizen journalist and animal welfare activist am well within my rights to inquire about Michael Chitwood's jewish cum habit.
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I don't see why a mod felt the need to tag my post. Chitwood is not a cow, he is a government official. I have every right to make an inquiry from a public servant. I know this is just going to get deleted with some message like "Stop shitting up the board"

You must feel like you're doing something really important huh?

im gonna send shitposts to power crazy law enforcement government officials and then brag about it by posting the evidence on one of the most hated sites on the internet what could possibly go wrong
 
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