🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

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Sneed Force One dijo:
Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
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OH SHIT!

Sad Fatter!

I didn't even know we had a thread on this guy. And I found out because he gets a Feature, due to being arrested?

Moulton was one of the earliest lolcows I can remember seeing online. I haven't even thought about once him in... what? Ten, fifteen years now? Hell, I didn't even know he'd wormed his way onto ED. But back in the day he was quite the silly bitch; constantly looking to start fights and flame wars as Le Epic Master Troll.

Also, nice to see that he got even fatter over the years.

Sneed Force One dijo:
He may be referring to 1 Corinthians 7:23 of English Standard Version and English Revised Version:
"You were bought with a price; do not become bondservants of men."

However, many other translations give the following:
"You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings."

Both seem to refer to that Christians must refuse to accept being slaves and must revolt.
In biblical times, the term "bondmen" refers to individuals who were in a state of servitude or slavery, as per Bible Hub.
Not sure how a police officer comes into play here, but lets not go as far as to try and understand the mind of a shit-huffing diaperfag.
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In the US, a "bondsman" is a guy who covers your bail if you get arrested (pays money to the court so you can go home while you wait for trial), and then hunts you down if you fail to appear in court.

Matt is stupid, so he assumes both that bondservant means bondsman, and that bondsman means cop.
 
Paranoia Machine dijo:
I am personally considering this thread a quarantine after reading the multiple users expressing disdain with the sheriff for removing this weird-fuck from the general populace.
"dYuGh! He ShOuLd Be ArReStInG mUrDeReRs & RaPeRs~!!1!!!"
There are multiple forces of police patrolling and responding to all crimes at all times of day and night, and these people are asschapped because the sheriff himself - the police-manager and clerical guy- is not personally at all-times arresting rapists but instead catching fed-poster faggots and making them face reality.

You won't catch me defending diaper-boy, but y'all faggots do you.
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He's pro israel so he wasn't arresting anyone for wearing diapers specifically for one, for two yeah I think it's fair to ask why a us sheriff has enough free time doing dick all to see if lolcows who are impotent and who dislike him made a threat he can arrest them on. Am I the asshole for wanting law enforcement to do something in America besides pledge their allegiance eternal to Israel and to sit back on tax payers dime and arrest people he dislikes?
 
This retard made a direct threat to the man's life and, of the shit Chitwood did, this is one of the more understandable arrests since it was so direct and overt.

Still, I hope sheriff Chitwood gets voted out of his position for being so obsessed with people online and show boating when doing his job. Making media stunts out of every little incident just inflames it and makes them more common. This goading is probably just an ego trip thing for him.

It's really gross for an officer of the law to relish in arrests like these.
 
Paranoia Machine dijo:
I am personally considering this thread a quarantine after reading the multiple users expressing disdain with the sheriff for removing this weird-fuck from the general populace.
"dYuGh! He ShOuLd Be ArReStInG mUrDeReRs & RaPeRs~!!1!!!"
There are multiple forces of police patrolling and responding to all crimes at all times of day and night, and these people are asschapped because the sheriff himself - the police-manager and clerical guy- is not personally at all-times arresting rapists but instead catching fed-poster faggots and making them face reality.

You won't catch me defending diaper-boy, but y'all faggots do you.
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The casual sheriff enjoyer
 
LarpBait dijo:
Still, I hope sheriff Chitwood gets voted out of his position for being so obsessed with people online and show boating when doing his job. Making media stunts out of every little incident just inflames it and makes them more common. This goading is probably just an ego trip thing for him.

It's really gross for an officer of the law to relish in arrests like these.
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Something about him in the 2 clips I have seen of him arresting people that brings out the desire to see him punched. You going to arrest some pants shitting loser who sounds like he's inhaled helium, just get on with it.

Edit: Anyways, thought I would look up Moulton and found the charge sheet. All this video to be released on bail a week later.
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I don't know who Sheriff Chitwood is. But in all likelihood, as an American, he is fat. And even if this is not to be the case, I still would not have sex with him. Here's to hoping I don't get arrested for saying as much.
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Paranoia Machine dijo:
I am personally considering this thread a quarantine after reading the multiple users expressing disdain with the sheriff for removing this weird-fuck from the general populace.
"dYuGh! He ShOuLd Be ArReStInG mUrDeReRs & RaPeRs~!!1!!!"
There are multiple forces of police patrolling and responding to all crimes at all times of day and night, and these people are asschapped because the sheriff himself - the police-manager and clerical guy- is not personally at all-times arresting rapists but instead catching fed-poster faggots and making them face reality.

You won't catch me defending diaper-boy, but y'all faggots do you.
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Not defending the degenerate either, but I much rather my tax dollars go to beating more niggers and flinging spics over the border than this massive faggot waste those dollars chasing down Internet niggers over obviously fake death threats. When every nigger is beaten, and every taco vendor deported, then he can waste some tax dollars on this gay shit.
 
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