🐮 Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

Sheriff's mostly do paperwork, PR, dick around at the courthouse and run the jail. Somehow I don't think this guy avoiding the occasional PR stunt would improve the lives of the average citizen very much. Being a diaper fetishist may not be illegal (yet, inshAllah) but the Chit found a way to get the job done. That's a true innovation in police work
You see zomg based pr stunt I see that a us police officers main priority seems to be seething online at people that don't like him. I don't have a slavemaster itemized schedule of his time but the fact he even notices all these obscure people to comb for a potential threat to get them on suggests to me he does dick all to benefit crimefighting in anyway and should resign. If his position is useless anyway then it should be abolished doubly so

nigga is as worthless as the people he calls jobless because at least tax dollars from actually useful people subsidize their lives at a lower premium and with them getting less power to dick around and fuck people over. And he can have social media kudos if and only if he fucks off to sell hotdogs or something
 
That video is almost three years old. He's already been convicted and sent to prison.
This happened back in May

Apparently this is the 7th guy to threaten him.
Why are so many people threatening Chitwood anyway? I remember he did something faggy, but I don't remember it being anything worth sending a potentially felonious death threat over.
 
You see zomg based pr stunt I see that a us police officers main priority seems to be seething online at people that don't like him. I don't have a slavemaster itemized schedule of his time but the fact he even notices all these obscure people to comb for a potential threat to get them on suggests to me he does dick all to benefit crimefighting in anyway and should resign. If his position is useless anyway then it should be abolished doubly so

nigga is as worthless as the people he calls jobless because at least tax dollars from actually useful people subsidize their lives at a lower premium and woth them getting less power to dick around and fuck people over. And he can social media kudos if and only if he fucks off to sell hotdogs or something
The odds of you being a poo pantsed neckbeard grows as you continue with your anti-Chit rhetoric. Cease and desist before my man comes down on you with the full force of the law
 
This happened back in May

Apparently this is the 7th guy to threaten him.
Why are so many people threatening Chitwood anyway? I remember he did something faggy, but I don't remember it being anything worth sending a potentially felonious death threat over.
Yeah - I was just pointing out that the video that was posted was several years old and from a different case.
 
Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
uhh based.mp4
This gentlemen is why you always add "in minecraft" to your fedposting.

He may be referring to 1 Corinthians 7:23 of English Standard Version and English Revised Version.
"You were bought with a price; do not become bondservants of men."

However, many others give the following:
"You were bought at a price; do not become slaves of human beings."

Both seem to refer to Christians must refuse to accept being slaves and must revolt, not "bondsmen".
What the verse means is that your salvation was bought by the blood of Christ. Therefore you should not just turn around and trade your salvation (leading a christian life) for earthly rewards. Or another way, God bought you don't go selling yourself to other masters.

A bondservant is someone who sells themselves into effective slavery for a period of time. You in essence trade your human rights in exchange for a cash payment at the end - your obedience is ensured by that payment. It could also refer to a normal slave where the owner had leverage on the slave such they could be trusted.
There's also significant room for interpretation as there is a lot of telephone going on. Corinthians was written in Greek to Greeks by a native Aramaic speaking Jew who eventually had these things translated to Hebrew. So the Hebrew word that translates to the Aramaic word that translates to the Greek word and thus Hebrew/Greek translation word for Bondservant could also refer to servant who for various reasons agrees to be a perpetual servant - in effect a slave - to his master.

This sounds crazy to us, but in Jewish culture being a slave of this sort was a social contract that could not easily be broken; masters were expected to take care of their slaves for life and take care of (or at least provide the slave the means to take care of ) their families at least until their children were old enough to take care of their mother and siblings. Unlike Roman or Greek slaves, in Hebrew culture slaves had significant rights - their masters did not hold. the power of life and death over them unless they committed a crime against their master such as theft at which point the Master would have the right to pass and carry out judgement. But if you were a slave and beaten unjustly by your master, you could take them to court for legal redress including payment.

Think about it this way: If you were a bellhop in a 50-story fancy luxury hotel in India. The hotel would be legally obgliated, for the term of your employment, to provide you with a room, food, and medical care for yourself, your wife, and your children as well as clothing, etc. In the meantime when off shift you had access to the pool, the gym, the wifi, and the kitchen would give you the special of the day.
And outside is the slums of Mumbai, which is where you'd be if you didn't have your job, full of people literally starving to death in the street.
But, if you sign a deal with the Hotel owner where you aren't allowed to quit, ever, but in exchange you are allowed to keep your position for life: being they won't kick you out of your apartment in the hotel and will feed you until you kick. With the alternative being to trying to survive as an old man in India.
Suddenly this deal doesn't sound like such a bad trade off.
 
Not sure if its been posted yet, but here's based Sheriff Mike Chitwood personally arresting Moulton after he threatened him.
From the Volusia Sheriff's Office Facebook page.
uhh based.mp4
This but with him plos?


IMG_0839.webp
 
The odds of you being a poo pantsed neckbeard grows as you continue with your anti-Chit rhetoric. Cease and desist before my man comes down on you with the full force of the law
I get the bit you're doing with Chit he's just so shit that I prefer not to give him the social media validation he so desperately craves even as a joke
 
I am personally considering this thread a quarantine after reading the multiple users expressing disdain with the sheriff for removing this weird-fuck from the general populace.
"dYuGh! He ShOuLd Be ArReStInG mUrDeReRs & RaPeRs~!!1!!!"
There are multiple forces of police patrolling and responding to all crimes at all times of day and night, and these people are asschapped because the sheriff himself - the police-manager and clerical guy- is not personally at all-times arresting rapists but instead catching fed-poster faggots and making them face reality.

You won't catch me defending diaper-boy, but y'all faggots do you.
 
Última edición:
Atrás
Top Abajo