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The Phase 1 films almost feel like they're in a separate universe with how disconnected they are from the rest of the MCU. There are no gay quips. They just took their premises seriously regardless of how silly they could be.
Notice how the quipping and tv quality became prevalent because of Joss Whedon?
I would say that the endless quipping is from Cargoculting Whedon. These current savages have no understanding of where it fits or why and so we're deluged in bullshit.
Part of my new year's resolution is to watch more movies and expand my tastes in media. The latest film I watched was the 70's version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Comparing this and the MCU's banter is like night and day. With Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the dialogue works because rather than having the characters constanly trying to do improv, the dialogue feels more natural. The delivery is more casual, and the characters will interrupt each other like real life conversations. It doesn't try to be quirky, it tries to focus on the scenes between the characters.
Man, I just want the hot chicks who in abundance during the Iron Man days back.
"Iron Man. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up. He can fly at sound speed, take out enemies in a flash, and best of all, he's red colored and knows how to handle the females."
They ever adapt Paul, they will get a ton of hatewatchers in it for the memes, like with A Minecraft Movie.
Who do you think they'd get to play Paul? Henry Cavill?
Marvel Editorial has become completely fed up with hearing about Spidermans' marriage. There's no point in talking to them about it, at this point they'd stick to him being miserable and cucked just to spite the fans that helped them build up what they've got. I bet more than a few of the old guard writers have asked to fix it only to be told to shut up and keep him moping.
Marvel: Fans relate to Spider-Man more when he's single.

Fans: For the love of God, just undo One More Day and let Peter be married again. The fucking spin-off is more popular than the main run.
 
I watched the latest Thunderbolts trailer, and honestly, I'm surprised they are only now trying to sell it as Marvel's take on the Suicide Squad. I do think having the Sentry as the main horror villain, also known as another Superman copy that becomes evil, has potential.

But knowing Marvel these days, I do doubt they will deliver on that. In fact, I find it suspicious how just now they are revealing the Sentry is the main villain instead of hyping it up from the start. Was it a last-minute change? Were they planning it to be a twist and decided to spoil it to gather interest because no one was talking about the movie?

It would be odd given they already did the "evil Superman" twist in Eternals. The premise has potential, but I have my doubts it will not be yet another typical MCU quip fest.
 
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Fans: For the love of God, just undo One More Day and let Peter be married again. The fucking spin-off is more popular than the main run.
It makes you wonder if the writers marriages suck ass that bad.

Or they have a fetish for clean shaven twinkish young men.

Even mainline Magneto these days is much less less hateful of humans.
 
I watched the latest Thunderbolts trailer, and honestly, I'm surprised they are only now trying to sell it as Marvel's take on the Suicide Squad. I do think having the Sentry as the main horror villain, also known as another Superman copy that becomes evil, has potential.

But knowing Marvel these days, I do doubt they will deliver on that. In fact, I find it suspicious how just now they are revealing the Sentry is the main villain instead of hyping it up from the start. Was it a last-minute change? Were they planning it to be a twist and decided to spoil it to gather interest because no one was talking about the movie?

It would be odd given they already did the "evil Superman" twist in Eternals. The premise has potential, but I have my doubts it will not be yet another typical MCU quip fest.
They already failed by having the Doomsday Cast reveal literally everyone but Taskmaster (INCLUDING Sentry) be in the movie.

The movie better sure be good because the stakes for these characters are not that high
 
It makes you wonder if the writers marriages suck ass that bad.
This has been a problem since 90s. Hell, IIRC, Gail Simone of all people once called out the anti-christ at Marvel by it's name when she named the jews writers & editors who use their divorces & marital rage to ruin characters in comics. The 4 horsemen of cuckpocalypse being Zeb Wells, Tom Brevoort, Joe Quesada, & Nick Lowe.

In fact, I'd actually like to share a lolcow writing story that happened on an X-MEN run once.

(This entire bit is taken from a borderline thesis I wrote on Iceman turning into a raging homo by Sina Grace, so if it reads a bit disjointed, now you know why?). Go to the Red point for the main point related to the topic.

In the 2000’s, Chuck Austen had an X-MEN run called the Uncanny X-MEN, this was during one of the few times Northstar (one of the gay mutants) was actually on the X-MEN. During that story, Northstar had a crush on Iceman (turned into a raging homo by Sina Grace, an IRL raging homo), who was clearly uncomfortable despite the fact Northstar never acted on it since he knew Iceman was straight (until mind-raped by Jean Gray). Of course, this is the infamous Chuck Austen X-MEN run.

The same run of the X-MEN that had a rogue faction of the Catholic Church trying to make Nightcrawler Pope to cause the rapture (Chuck was hilariously inept when it came to what Catholics actually believe, to the point he dethroned Wolverine: The Shadow Pulpit as the stupidest Catholic-based storyline the X-books ever put out after he wrote The Draco for this run), gave Angel an underaged girlfriend & magic healing blood, established mutants were immune to HIV/AIDS,

All that is not even going into other issues this comic had like:

> Warren (Angel/Archangel) & Paige (Husk) have sex in the air in front of X-MEN & Paige's mom.

> Rednecks in robot suits fight mutants.

> Evil Vatican doing a Fake Rapture via disintegrating communion wafers, & the X-Men arrive to beat them down while shouting scripture.

> Magma, Skin (whose name Austen got wrong somehow), Jubilee, & Bedlam got "crucified" on the lawn of the X-Mansion in Holy War Volume 3:
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> Stacy X is a a karen who seethes about a girl being braless, a whore (as in an actual prostitute), & a gooner sex addict (because Austen doesn't know the difference between a whore & a goonette).
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This shit continues for 3 more pages, & then she just declared that she's going to go to her room & watch porn if anyone's interested. She then vanished for the better part of 20 IRL years (she was gooning for 20 years, the true goon empress everyone), only to reappear as a surprisingly well-adjusted individual who takes care of babies & helps people understand intimacy on Krakoa.

Mind you, this isn't even the surface. We're barely breathing the oxygen surrounding the retardation of this entire comic run, & it keeps getting worse when you get touch the surface, let alone get past it.

But, this isn't the point I'm trying to get to with this story.

See, Chuck Austen did the OPPOSITE of what everyone was doing at times of marital rage driven writing since the 90s. He ruined character dynamics with love.

All because of this bitch
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See, Havok dumped Polaris (whom he was engaged with) at the alter, at & in middle of their wedding, to hook up with a nurse named Annie Ghazikhanian, a human nurse who hated mutants until her son turned out to be one and was taken in by the X-Men. She volunteered to become Xavier School's nurse, & became the object of lust of all male X-MEN (this has a worse reasoning later on) she fell in love with Havok while he was in a coma. The funny fact being that the Nurse was apparently an expy (exposition character) of Chuck Austen’s own wife, only because he was her favorite character. Polaris proceeded to become mentally unstable & dress as Magneto. What a load of shit right? Also, the nurse was BFFs with Northstar, the only gay X-Men at the time because of course she was.

Hell, the writers that came later literally didn't even wanna bother with this plot after Austen left. In fact, the plot worsened. See, Iceman was simping for both her & Polaris, & got a pity kiss before being double-cucked by Havok. It was all so shit that the next run implied Annie's son was a reality warper who was unwittingly making the X-MEN act stupid because he wanted a new daddy & shipped her with Havok, but that was never followed up on either, & Annie & her kid simply stopped existing once Austen was booted off the title.

Now you're probably thinking "was this all worth it for Chuck?" & that's the funniest part, Chuck's marriage got sneeded later when she divorced him. Hell, he seems to have empowered her divoricing him, alongside his mother doing the same to her father [A].

Austen wrote one of the most infamous X-MEN runs, & did all this bullshit, for a failed marriage. The only good this run did as a whole is Juggernaut. Juggernaut's redemption was the only decent thing about this run, sleeping with She-Hulk aside. It even managed to stick, sort of, the character is now in a permanent revolving door of good guy or bad guy, currently leaning on good, basically his character doing what he feels like, good or bad, is fueled by this run.
 
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This has been a problem since 90s. Hell, IIRC, Gail Simone of all people once called out the anti-christ at Marvel by it's name when she named the jews writers & editors who use their divorces & marital rage to ruin characters in comics. The 4 horsemen of cuckpocalypse being Zeb Wells, Tom Brevoort, Joe Quesada, & Nick Lowe.

In fact, I'd actually like to share a lolcow writing story that happened on an X-MEN run once.
It's funny and pathetic that these people can't get actual therapy so use comic book characters as mouthpieces to vent out their frustrations.

Zeb Wells is the most embarrassing both for the creation of Paul (Like you managed to make people root for innocent kids dying lmao) and how he even can't go one second without putting in divorce drama with the random subplot in Deadpool and Wolverine of Deadpool breaking up with his girlfriend off screen.
 
It's funny and pathetic that these people can't get actual therapy so use comic book characters as mouthpieces to vent out their frustrations.

Zeb Wells is the most embarrassing both for the creation of Paul (Like you managed to make people root for innocent kids dying lmao) and how he even can't go one second without putting in divorce drama with the random subplot in Deadpool and Wolverine of Deadpool breaking up with his girlfriend off screen.
I don't even know the full gist of Spider-cuck & specially of the Deadpool & Wolverine thing (thanks for that info), but the bits I know of his divorce puts it all in perspective.

It's truly pathetic with Zeb. His ex-wife Heidi Gardner left him a while ago, later gave an entire interview on it, removed all of her photos of him from her social media, & is probably fucking celebrities every week on SNL. He is dead to her. He's considered impotent, which is considered the reason behind his divorce.

She even had a black kid later (who honestly feels like her dogpurse), so you know why Paul is always some shade of brown to black.
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Zeb literally got cucked, went through a shit divorce, & vented his cuck misery on the book he was in charge of, turning Peter into a man child unable to hold down a girlfriend.

Now, Zeb Wells is making a garbage Marvel Zombies show, & aging like shit. He's balding rapidly by the second & he's dead to her.
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pretty sure that comes up in the early Master Mold story in the comics, too
Originally when they introduced that concept he gained the brainwaves of the former leader of anti-mutant KKK as he was dying similar to Swamp Thing. He goes insane after learning he is just a cheap AI imitation of a human he thought he was. It can potentially work onscreen but with everything that is going on with MCU? Yeah no.
 
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The only episode I really paid attention to was the bank heist episode, which felt like a bad episode of one of those CBS action/adventure series like Magnum P.I., Burn Notice or Human Target. Frankly, I wouldn't mind a Marvel series that embraced the action/adventure episodic genre. But not in the follow-up to Netflix's Daredevil.
Human Target was a DC comic show on FOX and "embraced the action/adventure episodic genre" years before Netflix started on Daredevil. If checking it out, there is only one season, and avoid everything marked 2nd season. It ain't worth seeing what a FOX monkey paw looks like.
 
I don't even know the full gist of Spider-cuck & specially of the Deadpool & Wolverine thing (thanks for that info), but the bits I know of his divorce puts it all in perspective.

It's truly pathetic with Zeb. His ex-wife Heidi Gardner left him a while ago, later gave an entire interview on it, removed all of her photos of him from her social media, & is probably fucking celebrities every week on SNL. He is dead to her. He's considered impotent, which is considered the reason behind his divorce.

She even had a black kid later (who honestly feels like her dogpurse), so you know why Paul is always some shade of brown to black.
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Zeb literally got cucked, went through a shit divorce, & vented his cuck misery on the book he was in charge of, turning Peter into a man child unable to hold down a girlfriend.

Now, Zeb Wells is making a garbage Marvel Zombies show, & aging like shit. He's balding rapidly by the second & he's dead to her.
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What a fucking mutant mudshark baby. She gave birth to that?
 
What the fuck just happened? Was a big deal years ago even with normies.
Endgame was the endpoint of a 10-Year plan - I know a few people who checked out entirely after Endgame.

Between the pisspoor quality of the post-Endgame movies not named Spiderman or Deadpool, and the fact that the MCU was dipping into some of the Marvel roster’s Literal Who’s as far as characters to focus on, at the rate Marvel has been kicking them out the door? It’s likely a combination of people having seen the endpoint of what was, again, a 10-Year plus franchise and just unironic Superhero Fatigue.

I would be happy if Capeshit just went the way of the Western for a while, let people build up an appetite instead of pushing out 10 different MCU projects a year.
 
It would be odd given they already did the "evil Superman" twist in Eternals.
Say what you will about Gunn's new Superman movie, I think that having Superman be the good guy is a clever subversion and a fresh take on the character.

They already failed by having the Doomsday Cast reveal literally everyone but Taskmaster (INCLUDING Sentry) be in the movie.
They're obviously trying to ride on the coattails of Batman v Superman's popularity by calling it "Doomsday". DC should sue. If they have to call Captain Marvel "Shazam", Marvel doesn't get to have the word "Doomsday".
 
I watched the Thunderbolts trailer. As I understand it, Florence Pugh's character is supposed to be Russian. Bucky is trained in Russia. The Russian Captain America knock off is obviously Russian. Task Master (Mistress?) is Russian. So are they all just talking in English the whole time for the sake of the Ghost character? And did they recast her? She looks different from in Antman 2. EDIT: Nope, same actress.

Oh, and first line of the trailer - the Russian guy saying "Oh, America is so big." Um... seen Russia? Larger and significantly more sparsely populated. Good start, trailer!
 
It's my idea or all the hype of MCU died after Endgame?
Man, i swear; nobody talks about "phase 5" anymore. Even my co-workers who liked Endgame.
What the fuck just happened? Was a big deal years ago even with normies.
It's true for an increasing amount of media. When you center media about being consumable slop, once you get the emotional high people have no reason to stick around.
 
It would be funny as all Hell if they casted some Redditor tier faggot like Warren Ellis, or Justin Roiland for the role.
Alternatively, they get a previous Spider-Man actor like Andrew Garfield for meta reasons.
It makes you wonder if the writers marriages suck ass that bad.

Or they have a fetish for clean shaven twinkish young men.

Even mainline Magneto these days is much less less hateful of humans.
I think the reason why Marvel did the whole deal with the devil thing was because even the idea of Peter and MJ getting divorced wouldn't make Peter look good. I forget where I read it from though.
 
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