Marvel Cinematic Universe

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This was the worst of it. I fuckin hate the reddit tier humor of Marvel Movies so goddam much.
Why can't these movies just play themselves strait and take themselves seriously? And no, dull lifeless diverse
gods that do nothing except for Hiroshima does not count.
And why give a shit about Hiroshima when the Mongolian Hordes, the many, many Crusades, and the Punic Wars have already happened? Which begs the question of why the Eternals would think humanity is special when other life on other planets is firmly established in the MCU.
 
Toms spidey is awful. Tony Stark 3.0
Also his hairline is scary
We really should have gotten 30 something Peter, not another lame rehash of high school shit.
This may give me some puzzle pieces, trash cans, or top hats but how Spider-Man was portrayed in Civil War one of the reasons why I bowed out of the MCU since it was the last entry I saw in theaters (the main reason being I though it was dragging on for too long). Given I was not a big comic book geek, my main Spidey exposure was the 90s animated series and the Raimi Trilogy that showed Spider-Man in his adulthood much like he was his 20th Century comic book run. Meanwhile the Sony and MCU iterations of the character, along with shows that were critically-acclaimed (The Spectacular Spider-Man) or mediocre/cringe (Ultimate Spider-Man), decided to keep Peter Parker in his high school years, which did not really appeal to me.

Contrary to my generation, I have not been much a consoomer in the past several years. So the amount of nostalgia-baiting that No Way Home is featuring will not entice me to watch this movie. I may be in the minority since I've become apathetic to the MCU but whatever 🤷‍♂️
 
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And why give a shit about Hiroshima when the Mongolian Hordes, the many, many Crusades, and the Punic Wars have already happened? Which begs the question of why the Eternals would think humanity is special when other life on other planets is firmly established in the MCU.
because hentai is only found on earth.
EDIT: @The Nothingness (Can't quote you if editing my comment apparently)
Contrary to my generation, I have not been much a consoomer in the past several years. So the amount of nostalgia-baiting that No Way Home is featuring will not entice me to watch this movie. I may be in the minority since I've become apathetic to the MCU but whatever.
Your comment reminded me that its always hilarious when zoomers (and some milenials) think older generations where also big consoomers, a coworker of mine can't believe that my grandpa never read superhero comics, he thinks I'm just shitting him. "he has to have read them, he was alive during that time" Its hilarious.

On the rest of your comment I more or less agree, I liked Spiderman's portrayal in Civil War, basically because he was still some rookie hero that just learning the ropes and was suddenly thrown into a large scale superhero conflict, the problem is he never stopped being that rookie superhero who is still learning the ropes. He fought Thanos and helped save the universe and in the movie he still seems to be the same naive idiot as he was in Civil War, especially if the leaks are true. Aparently the villains where captured by Dr. Strange, and they trick Peter into releasing them so he steals their prison and runs from Dr. Strange you can see him carrying a box in the trailer while escaping from Strange
 
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And why give a shit about Hiroshima when the Mongolian Hordes, the many, many Crusades, and the Punic Wars have already happened? Which begs the question of why the Eternals would think humanity is special when other life on other planets is firmly established in the MCU.
Nukes are pretty much genocide easymode. The Crusades, Mongolians, etc etc were more "fair" in that they took time and effort and were, in theory, fair fights. Nukes can make anyone just wipe millions of people away like it's no big deal. It was less that "people died", and more that his idea he could give them shit they would only use for advancement and that's what they did with it. The scene was so awkward and poorly done that it slapped me right of the movie, however I understood what she was attempting to do wit it.
 
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Is the simulation breaking down or something? Who did Disney forget to pay this time
 
Finally decided to watch Captain Marvel out of boredom and curiosity. Gotta say, it wasn't that bad. Kind of surprised me actually, with how much I didn't really see the complaints people have had about it. Kinda seems like the Nickelback effect.
 
Finally decided to watch Captain Marvel out of boredom and curiosity. Gotta say, it wasn't that bad. Kind of surprised me actually, with how much I didn't really see the complaints people have had about it. Kinda seems like the Nickelback effect.
On its own Captain Marvel is an average movie. The backlash was a response to the media going back to the playbook they’d used for Ghostbusters 2016 where anyone who didn’t like the movie was a sexist troll.
 
I don't think your dog cares about Spiderman.

He'd be just as happy with dollar store dog toys than this overpriced crap.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g6vhCHikkdk
if dogs can be TRUE & HONEST vegans, why can't my dog be a spiderman fan? checkmate chud.
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Is the simulation breaking down or something? Who did Disney forget to pay this time
I read from one of those shcizo posts online that Disney is supposedly on the verge of bankruptcy because of the corona shutting down their parks aka their main source of income, and that combined with the huge investment from the star wars franchaise that is yet to make a profit, you get the idea.
Seeing that Disney has now seemingly twice in a row failed to pay the critics, makes me think there is an ounce of truth to that.
 
The $2 Disney+ deal was too good to pass up, so I took an opportunity to get caught up on some of the Marvel movies I missed.

My only takeaway is that Florence Pugh is too fat to play Black Widow.
I don't know if I'd say she's fat, but she has a sort of stocky body type and it doesn't help that they decided to make her white Widow suit baggy.

Anyway, when you're replacing Scarlett Johansson you're going to be a downgrade no matter what you look like.
 
On its own Captain Marvel is an average movie. The backlash was a response to the media going back to the playbook they’d used for Ghostbusters 2016 where anyone who didn’t like the movie was a sexist troll.
I thought it was mostly okay up until they ended up in Loserana with her black lesbian girlfriend and the bad guys became poor oppressed refugees. She was way too OP in the finale and it just got boring watching her fly around and destroy the bad guys without breaking a sweat. Undermining the GOTG villain was also annoying. We get it, Marvel: women are better at everything.

My biggest complaint is the 90s shtick. The soundtrack, the Blockbuster Video scene, and the band t-shirts really came off try-hard and didn't feel natural at all. I fear the day when the 80s nostalgia ends and they start bastardizing the best era.
 
Finally decided to watch Captain Marvel out of boredom and curiosity. Gotta say, it wasn't that bad. Kind of surprised me actually, with how much I didn't really see the complaints people have had about it. Kinda seems like the Nickelback effect.

On its own Captain Marvel is an average movie. The backlash was a response to the media going back to the playbook they’d used for Ghostbusters 2016 where anyone who didn’t like the movie was a sexist troll.
Captain Marvel was an "ok" movie that could have easily been a "great" one if they knew what the fuck they wanted to do with it. They clearly didn't know if they were going an Iron Man "take it serious with a goof here and there" or an outright kids/family movie ala Ant Man, so they did both and couldn't pull off either.

The backlash wasn't even for "the marketing", Brie said some shit about white critics not liking movies for little black girls and whether or not that in and of itself was retarded, spastics somehow interpreted that as her literally say "No white men are allowed to see my cape kino" and desperately needed to see it tank. When it didn't? In came the "Disney bought up all the tickets for empty screenings" shit.

At any rate the film itself could have been a lot better, and I personally blame it's mediocrity directly on Kelly Sue DeConnick, who was brought on as consultant and whose run as writer on her comic was dogshit that not even "woke" capeshit fans enjoyed.
if dogs can be TRUE & HONEST vegans, why can't my dog be a spiderman fan? checkmate chud.

I read from one of those shcizo posts online that Disney is supposedly on the verge of bankruptcy because of the corona shutting down their parks aka their main source of income, and that combined with the huge investment from the star wars franchaise that is yet to make a profit, you get the idea.
Seeing that Disney has now seemingly twice in a row failed to pay the critics, makes me think there is an ounce of truth to that.
lmfao damn son. They could afford it for Shang-chi, but not the movie 2 months later? C'mon..
 
On its own Captain Marvel is an average movie. The backlash was a response to the media going back to the playbook they’d used for Ghostbusters 2016 where anyone who didn’t like the movie was a sexist troll.
No. It wasn't. It wasn't funny, it wasn't entertaining, and at times the editing was terrible. She overacted to look cool or badass and instead she looked like an autistic 14 year old girl, ie: blowing her hair on the subway. Nick Fury becomes a clueless asshole, she's too powerful, etc etc. You've already heard it before so I won't repeat it all, but it's not just because Brie Larson and cronies are assholes and soured any good will for the movie. At the very best it's mediocre, but it has a lowkey very smug and disgusting sensation to it that I can't shake off. At worst it's a shitty fanfiction turned into movie. The only plot point that caught me off guard is the aliens chasing Brie turning out to be the good guys.

And I don't buy it that only just one writer, producer, or director had a hand in it. From what I remember Brie Larson was pretty hands-on with the role and promotioning. If she wasn't maybe she should've stepped off the autistic tirades on interviews.
Brie said some shit about white critics not liking movies for little black girls and whether or not that in and of itself was retarded, spastics somehow interpreted that as her literally say "No white men are allowed to see my cape kino" and desperately needed to see it tank.
Correction, it was white male critics. You think that only movie critics are allowed to do things like criticise or judge movies? The message was pretty clear unless you're too stupid to understand the implication.
 
No. It wasn't. It wasn't funny, it wasn't entertaining, and at times the editing was terrible. She overacted to look cool or badass and instead she looked like an autistic 14 year old girl, ie: blowing her hair on the subway. Nick Fury becomes a clueless asshole, she's too powerful, etc etc. You've already heard it before so I won't repeat it all, but it's not just because Brie Larson and cronies are assholes and soured any good will for the movie. At the very best it's mediocre, but it has a lowkey very smug and disgusting sensation to it that I can't shake off. At worst it's a shitty fanfiction turned into movie. The only plot point that caught me off guard is the aliens chasing Brie turning out to be the good guys.

And I don't buy it that only just one writer, producer, or director had a hand in it. From what I remember Brie Larson was pretty hands-on with the role and promotioning. If she wasn't maybe she should've stepped off the autistic tirades on interviews.

Correction, it was white male critics. You think that only movie critics are allowed to do things like criticise or judge movies? The message was pretty clear unless you're too stupid to understand the implication.
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