Married Kiwis! How's that going? - Married life is strange, innit?

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Arctic Fox dijo:
Did you quote me twice, or me and my wife each once?
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Embrace your destiny. But stay the fuck away from me and keep being an asshole so I won't feel bad about it at all. Maybe Tony can sell your soul to Satan twice. You are a fucking jerk and YOU helped that giant pussbag stalk and harass me. You deserve everything you get from here on.
My baby's daddy, bitch please.
Sucker
 
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My wife rarely annoys me and never makes me angry or otherwise unhappy.

Based on my observation of human interaction that means the misery is all on her side, and she's probably going to murder me.

Exigent Circumcisions dijo:
"Hey, you're being a faggot, piss off k?". What am I going to say if my wife calls me a faggot? I'm on KF; I'm a faggot.
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My wife calls me a faggot, too. No one knows me as well as her.
 
Husband describes our marriage like having your best friend sleep over with sex. We also do that thing where we talk to each other in bed about nonsense instead of going to sleep like we should.
 
We have a healthy marriage. We've learned over time when we need affection, when to leave the other person alone and we have a good fight every now and again to keep feelings out in the open. It's worked well for the last 6 years.
 
It's fine, OP. She drives me nuts some days, I drive her nuts some days, our kid drives us nuts every day. Wouldn't change it for anything, though.
 
Green Puddin dijo:
Hello how do I get married please
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Talk to pretty girls. Don't build a future with them in your head, and when one talks back with a smile on her face and in her eyes, ask her to get dinner and tell her stories about stupid but silly things you've done that will make her laugh, from there, just follow your gut. Don't overthink it and remind yourself once a day that if it doesn't work out, atleast you're having a good time.
 
Like, a decade in and things seem to be working so far. She's spat out two functional kids, neither of whom are displaying the early stages of cow-ism.
 
I've been married for a long time now and it's great having another person to enjoy life with.
 
TiggerNits dijo:
Talk to pretty girls. Don't build a future with them in your head, and when one talks back with a smile on her face and in her eyes, ask her to get dinner and tell her stories about stupid but silly things you've done that will make her laugh, from there, just follow your gut. Don't overthink it and remind yourself once a day that if it doesn't work out, atleast you're having a good time.
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That's how to find a wife. He asked how to get married.

I'm giving you an F for this assignment but if you show me your tits you might get a D.
 
I enjoy marriage. We never fight, maybe bicker but compromise well. She hates cooking but likes cleaning, I hate cleaning after cooking. She knows where to scratch my back and laughed with me when I trimmed her name in my pubes (bonus points with women). I have no regrets, she’s my angel.
Ped Xing dijo:
My wife calls me a faggot, too. No one knows me as well as her.
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I think our wives talk to each other

EDIT: My wife calls me a faggot as well.
 
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