Respuestas al mensaje #107

Give up on all your dreams and decide once and for all that life is utterly pointless.

You just go talk to the county clerk. Make sure to have your Birth Certificate and driver's license. It's like forty bucks or something, mostly...

Honestly, we just ran off and got married one day. Seemed like the logical next step.

I'm not even sure how that one happened. The Scottish Pokémon trainer meme before it existed started visiting a bar I frequented and one day she...

Talk to pretty girls. Don't build a future with them in your head, and when one talks back with a smile on her face and in her eyes, ask her to...