Make a really weird threat

[Roast Chicken]

I'll put googly eyes on all of your family photos.

 

[Jmz_33]

Don’t go to clown school tomorrow

 

[Cosmug]

I’ll fill your asshole with oatmeal

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’ll replace your friends with actors who really look like them.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Do that again and I will felch you good, so help me god!

 

[Quoookie]

So help me God if you do that I'm gonna make a slit up the middle of your cock, stuff it up with mushrooms n fried onions, sew you up good, hit the barbie bq for a few, and than let the neighborhood pitbulls feast away.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’ll sarcastically call you “Chuckles” so everyone thinks you have no sense of humour.

 

[Beluga]

I'll lick the gunk in between your toes

 

[TheJelqster]

If you don't say iCUP I will steal your bitcoins

 

[Jmz_33]

I will get Shane to fuck your cat, if you don’t stop!

 

[Freddy Freaker]

A gunt will be appealing compared to what I'll do to you

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I will lightly grab your hands.

 

[Sundae]

If you don't beat that potato senseless, I will personally show you the fury of a man armed with a spork.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

If you don't apologize, imma drop trou and blow my asshole all over your closet.

 

[WhiteOwl]

You better kiss your nuts goodbye cause im going to eat them and you better get a taste before its too late.

 

[GloryHole Stalker]

Give me the goddaamn money or I'll pull down my pants!

 

[Jmz_33]

Give me the goddaamn money or I'll pull down my pants!

NOT IF I DO IT FIRST!