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delete this thread or i will stick my dick in a cactus and rape you with it
 
I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck
 
I will eat your shit for a week and then vomit it down into your granny's rotting gaping gash and harvest the maggots I find there to infest your tampons for the next half dozen menstrual cycles
 
I really like what charlie murphy said to that paralyzed football player who called him a faggot in front of his friends - "Ill flip this chair and step on your fucking mouth, howbow dah?"
 
I'm going to give your son a questionable body pillow with strategic holes during his formative years and tell him that Anime is real.
 
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