Make a really weird threat

[Uterus Burns]

I’m gonna shit on your pillow

 

[Altera the Hun]

Don't make come down there and put salt in your drinks

 

[wow magic]

Leave me alone, or I'll break into your home, trap you, and make you eat expired Honey Nut Cereal.

 

[AbyssStarer]

I hope you like Sugar Free Haribo, bitch.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

Talk shit again and I'll lick your belly button while violently masturbating. For reals.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

does this count

 

[Remove Goat]

If you don't knock it off, I'll send you to an autism convention, and I won't be doing laundry when you get home.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I swear to God, I will rate every single one of your posts dumb or autistic.

 

[Jmz_33]

I you don’t stop, I’m gonna motha funkin’ grass noises

 

[Burgers in the ass]

@Jmz_33 if you don't stop so thread i am going to literally use everything you have suggested on you

 

[Jmz_33]

I will sign your email up for multiple online subscription that you have never heard of!

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I will sniff your pony panties

 

[Clovis]

I will buy your children noisy toys.

 

[King Buzzo]

I will open up your mi|k and leave it exposed in the refrigerator overnight. Enjoy your cereal, you fuck.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

'ey mate, I'm gonna shove a shrimp up your ass!

 

[Krieger]

Aye, mate, I'll replace your entire family with Dittos.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yo momma, she’s goin’ out on a date. She’s gonna have a good time, you dig? A good time.

 

[drtoboggan]

I will make sweet love to you.

 

[edibleBulimia]

I’m gonna send all your fucking posts on KF to your mom, including the ones where you admit your fetish, you freak.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

It'd be a real shame if something happened to your local police station