💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

I don't see what the big deal is, two weeks isn't even that long of a break. Hell, Null should take an even longer hiatus and return when he wants to. I'd rather wait to listen to a podcast with spirit than a half-hearted one that feels like work. Some might complain about it but hey, the audience is fickle as hell sometimes so complaining is going to happen regardless.

As much as I like cats and birds, a huge messy and/or retarded dog would have to be my first pic. Like a great dane or something, not those mutant pitbull abominations (though the irony in that is tempting)
 
Remember guise, we're the worstest and most dangerful website ever to exist.
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A few articles talking about it.

The victims talking about it

To summarize, Ina and David Steiner run a blog called ECommerceBytes. It was critical of eBay, tho what exactly their criticism were or how often I do not know. Ina said that they've been covering eBay for 2 decades. Whatever the hell they said was enough to piss off the fucking top of eBay enough to send texts with words like "take her down" and "I want to see ashes".
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For years the Steiners began getting deliveries of things like live spiders, bloody pig masks, preserved pig fetuses, and a book about what to do when your fucking spouse dies.
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The people of eBay also did such silly billy things like sign David up for porn magazines and have them addressed to his neighbors with his name on them. Ebay also listed his house on Craigslist as a place for "singles, couples and swingers". There were even attempts to ATTACH A FUCKING GPS TRACKER TO THEIR CAR.
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and by "attempt" I mean 2 execs and an unnamed employee tried to physically break into the Steiner's garage and plant the tracker them-fucking-selves.
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So bad was this that there were actual executive level fuckers who saw jail time for it in 2022.
Read the press release from the DOJ here.
Senior Director of Safety and Security James Baugh got about 5 years and David Harville got 2. Even the former CEO Devin Wenig, the one who text records show he approved this with his text "take her down", didn't escape. He had to give the Steiner's $2 million and donate $1 million to "a charity protecting First Amendment rights in Ina Steiner's name".

And I want to make it abso-fucking-lutely clear of the timeline. The actual harassment started in 2019. Executives from eBay rented a fucking van in 2020 with the purpose of breaking into the Steiner's garage to plant a tracker on their car. Baugh and Harville were arrested in June of fucking 2020. They pled guilty in April of 2022 and were sentenced in September of 2022. September 3rd, 2022, is when Matthew Prince declared that there was an "immediate threat to human life unlike we have previously seen from Kiwifarms or any other customer before". Ebay was and is a customer of Cloudflare. I hope all these people get their oak doors burnt by third worlders before the same third worlders cave their fucking skulls in.
 
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Ok hear me out, Null gets a parrot that is trained to stay in his shoulder and to scream NIGGER!
Parrots are expensive. He needs a portable fish tank with a speaker that screams NIGGER every time the fish crosses a certain depth threshold while swimming.
 
I guess that way at least if he ever does get swatted its going to make for some hilarious body cam footage.
If Null's pet search is predicated on the best body cam footage it should just be a 3 times Bape, 2 times Pimpy pitbull chained up out front of his trailer so the police will never think a white guy lives there.

Parrots are expensive. He needs a portable fish tank with a speaker that screams NIGGER every time the fish crosses a certain depth threshold while swimming.
Could do one of those "Fish plays Pokemon" things that were on twitch but called "Fish Sneeds". The fist will activate a MATI sound board when it swims to different parts of the tank.
 
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Kidd Bandit tried to get some old WWE wrestler sued for copyright infringement because the old wrestler made jokes about troons, only for the troon who allegedly had the copyright to not actually own it at all.
It reminded me a lot about that whole situation a few years back where that LFJ-affiliated troon bought the Kiwifarms.is domain and then they ended up dying in a mountain climbing accident, and it made me wonder whatever did happen to that domain after that troon died?
 
I'm late in the fish tank question, but I say do it. The secret is plants, the more plants you have the less you have to do to the aquarium. If you put like two inches of regular ass dirt in the bottom, cap it with sand, and plant the hell out of it, then let it go for a while before you put fish in you may never have to change water other than to get rid of dissolved solids/particulates, especially if you put in some cleaner critters like shrimp and scuds. (Put them in before the fish) Plants that grow above the water are even more efficient at cleaning the water.

I have a gallon jar in my desk at work that I have been growing a pothos vine in for around a year and I'm about ready to add 3-5 little shrimp to it. With all the shit going on in that jar I may never have to feed them.

Long term I wanna get a beta for it, but I'll probably need to upgrade my jar size first.
 
And I want to make it abso-fucking-lutely clear of the timeline. The actual harassment started in 2019. Executives from eBay rented a fucking van in 2020 with the purpose of breaking into the Steiner's garage to plant a tracker on their car. Baugh and Harville were arrested in June of fucking 2020. They pled guilty in April of 2022 and were sentenced in September of 2022. September 3rd, 2022, is when Matthew Prince declared that there was an "immediate threat to human life unlike we have previously seen from Kiwifarms or any other customer before". Ebay was and is a customer of Cloudflare. I hope all these people get their oak doors burnt by third worlders before the same third worlders cave their fucking skulls in.
You will never get consistency or fairness from globohomo communists.
 
September 3rd, 2022, is when Matthew Prince declared that there was an "immediate threat to human life unlike we have previously seen from Kiwifarms or any other customer before". Ebay was and is a customer of Cloudflare.
I mean let's be real about this, we could go over sites that are ten, a hundred times worse than anything the farms has collectively done ever until we're blue in the face but it was never about danger or risk. It was about Prince playing buddy buddy with a "cybersecurity expert" whose precious daughter was allegedly boiling hamsters and getting her fatherless behavior posted on the Cwcki Forms. Daddy needed a favor, and when given the choice of integrity or being friends with glowies Mattie chose the path of momentary benefits and flimsy lies, hoping and praying that the negative public perception of the Farms would protect his choice forever.
Some day, he's going to slip up, and somebody at a convention or an interview will manage to pin his ass on camera with questions he can't answer and the game will be up. 🌈🌈🌈
 
The Greastest Florida Man of all time had a parrot named Poll that only knew how to say "NIGGERS" and "FUCK THE BANK," which she would scream at full volume constantly. At Jackson's funeral they had to take Poll out of the room because she kept interupting the eulogy with her profanity.
Andrew Jackson was born in South Carolina though, and lived much of his life in Tennessee.
 
Stockpiling stuff for when MATI comes back, DSP explains the concept of things going down in value.

"The overall value of Pokémon cards has gone down slightly? What do I mean by that? For example, the overall value of Pokémon cards has gone down slightly."

You can't make this shit up. He's literally this retarded... :story:

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Also DSP got felted when it was revealed the new Street Fighter movie will have a cameo of a couple famous FGC players, like Justin Wong, but they decided they did not want to pay homage to the guy who came in 4th at Evo 2004 in SF2 Turbo.

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