💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Optavia Sales Rep]

should I buy a fishtank

What kind of fishies do you want?

 

[Jotch]

Shoutout to David Firth, I wonder how he turned out, could he be a ba-sed angloid?

 

[The Great One]

Crazy food scientist/vtuber: Uwo's Lab, has made a video reviewing the fools gold load: a.k.a The Elvis Sandwich

Also he has a pretty funny meltdown in the beginning of the video complaining about YouTube chyat being obnoxious.

 

[JustSomeDong]

should I buy a fishtank

This is where is starts, but we all know where it ends...

 

[Blackstar]

should I buy a fishtank

Put Hamsters in it like that guy who would call into the Dick Show and was creating underwater habitats for them

 

[McKennai]

He should buy a terrarium instead

 

[Sneeds]

Get an octopus and teach him to moderate the kiwifarms.

 

[JoshPlz]

should I buy a fishtank

No. Too much work, too little payoff. I had to care for a fishtank at work out of pity once, because no one else would. It's extremely smelly and dirty work. Fish actually shit a whole lot and it's disgusting. They also die if you look at them wrong. Keeping the water in balance is a fucking science on its own. At this point I think a cat would be a great fit for you. That's an animal that actually gives back and not as much work as a dog.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

No. Too much work, too little payoff. I had to care for a fishtank at work out of pity once, because no one else would. It's extremely smelly and dirty work. Fish actually shit a whole lot and it's disgusting. They also die if you look at them wrong. Keeping the water in balance is a fucking science on its own. Get a cat. That's an animal that actually gives back to you and not as much work as a dog.

If Josh gets a cat that would fuel the secret cat schizos and go "see see? the secret cat was real that also means he also has a secret wife with a secret son and a secret daugther and a secret cheese dungeon" so its out of the question.

 

[JoshPlz]

If Josh gets a cat that would fuel the secret cat schizos and go "see see? the secret cat was real that also means he also has a secret wife with a secret son and a secret daugther and a secret cheese dungeon" so its out of the question.

That would only make it funnier. Fuck them!

 

[Zev Bellringer]

If Josh gets a cat that would fuel the secret cat schizos and go "see see? the secret cat was real that also means he also has a secret wife with a secret son and a secret daugther and a secret cheese dungeon" so its out of the question.

I get the warm fuzzies imagining Josh with a happy white Christian nuclear family.

 

[Jotch]

Just had a flashback memory of Ethan Ralph roasting PPP for not having a truck and living in a ice shack in the Yukon. I wonder if the shoe is on the other foot now.

 

[Null]

should I get a cheese dungeon?

 

[General Zigger]

should I get a cheese dungeon?

My life has only improved with the addition of my new cheese dungeon. I'd highly recommend one.

 

[Zev Bellringer]

should I get a cheese dungeon?

How about a government cheese cave
The Fabled Missouri Cheese Caves

 

[Castoreum]

Why do you want a fih

 

[DavidS877]

I'm unsure. Are we talking about a dungeon made out of cheese, a dungeon to store cheese or a dungeon using cheese to torture your enemies?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I'm unsure. Are we talking about a dungeon made out of cheese, a dungeon to store cheese or a dungeon using cheese to torture your enemies?

what about a dungeon to torture cheese

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

should I get a cheese dungeon?

>He doesnt have a cheese dungeon already
Im actually disappointed.

 

[Jotch]