💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Today is the third anniversary of Mama JF's disappearance and JF has posted an hour and a half long video to twitter with the caption:

https://x.com/jfgariepy/status/2067410287008072183 | https://archive.ph/wip/WRLov
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Out of the gate it is insane and he is saying his new diet is one subway sandwich every few days and fasting between them. He then yells that he will inseminate a woman TODAY! He also says that he will lift weights while he tells the story? Listening now.

THIS IS HOW IT STARTS. THIS IS LESS THAN 2 MINUTES INTO THE VIDEO
JF_IWillInseminateAWoman.mp4

Full video
Jean-François Gariépy 🧬 - The absolute complete truth about what happened with Mama JF, 3 year...mp4
Mama JF demands streamtime.
 
Just a reminder, If you’re traveling cross country with a firearm. Avoid Illinois and other shithole states that will arrest you for simpling having one not in a locked case
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Although this guy was probably selling cheap cigarettes. Crook County will still arrest regular people
"[…] Cody Shamblin, did not have a valid FOID [...}"
Seems like they actually arrested him for having no bitches. However, selling bootleg Chinese Kools to Chicago residents seems pretty risky, I don't blame him for going in strapped.
 
So I've been noticing the new forza game, haven't played it. Not a huge forza fan, but this is funny: the 2020 Ford F-450 Super Duty Dually Platinum: The Official Truck of Forza Horizon 6 (a racing game set in japan)
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Everywhere I see fh6 its this truck and Luke Bryan's: That's My Kind Of Night.
 
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So I've been noticing the new forza game, haven't played it. Not a huge forza fan, but this is funny: the 2020 Ford F-450 Super Duty Dually Platinum: The Official Truck of Forza Horizon 6 (a racing game set in japan)
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Everywhere I see fh6 its this truck and Luke Bryan's: That's My Kind Of Night.
The idea of a someone driving around in a +1000hp Dually and meeting or exceeding every Japanese stereotype they have about Americans makes me chuckle.

 
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William S. Burroughs and Dr. Kevorkian would be lolcows if they came up in the internet age. Horrorcow in the latter's case. The former probably would have been too distracted by being online to have any artistic reputation.

Kevorkian was convicted because he sent a video to 60 Minutes of himself using the Mercytron device to kill a patient.
 
1. Download music files
2. Put music in a folder, optionally organize into subfolders.
3. Use a music player app to play music from that folder, optionally put it in shuffle mode
4. Music plays, no one can get in the way of it, the files are permanently and immutably yours
Be me, circa 2008.
Downloading songs illegally off the internets.
Also using Limewire because who didn’t want their computer to get raped by viruses back then.
Organizing folders, Album arts and titles.
Uploading them to my Zune. Yeah I fucking said it. ZUNE. And yes, I still have it if you wanna know the truth bout it bish.
Doing this for hours on end because I was autistic as fuck about my setup.
Get made fun of for having a Zune.

Doing this is the tried and truth method of having the songs you want to have. Spotify doesn’t have so many songs that I wish it did. They can’t take these away from you.
 
Be me, circa 2008.
Downloading songs illegally off the internets.
Also using Limewire because who didn’t want their computer to get raped by viruses back then.
Organizing folders, Album arts and titles.
Uploading them to my Zune. Yeah I fucking said it. ZUNE. And yes, I still have it if you wanna know the truth bout it bish.
Doing this for hours on end because I was autistic as fuck about my setup.
Get made fun of for having a Zune.

Doing this is the tried and truth method of having the songs you want to have. Spotify doesn’t have so many songs that I wish it did. They can’t take these away from you.
Nothings stopping you from finding music anywhere, including spotify, but you really shouldn't have your ability to play music be held by them.
 
Nothings stopping you from finding music anywhere, including spotify, but you really shouldn't have your ability to play music be held by them.
After they started inserting songs I never added into my playlists, and after they announced their hundred million dollar investment into military tech, I ditched them.

My (hardly a) conspiracy theory is that Spotify uses listener data to sell sentiment analysis to whomever is bidding. If the Whites are all playing heavy metal screamo music that day - Spotify can tell you to not announce the new 'fuck you and fuck yo kids' tax. But if they're listen to Simon & Garfunkle, now's the time to announce a new slate of 'dem programs for 'dem kidz n' sheeit.
 
Seeing Japanese people taking my culture and enjoying it made me learn something important about how it feels to have MY culture appropriated:

Cultural appropriation feels awesome. Hell yeah Jap bros roll coal.
Be sure to look at the wholesome usaxjapan thread then. It was great
We did a big ole bbq for them
 
In that same vein of the Japanese experiencing and enjoying American culture. Here's a xeet from a Japanese man about how free chips and salsa at Americanized Mexican restaurants short circuited his Japanese brain.

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Stuff like this makes me endlessly romantic about my country and culture. I always loved explaining football to the foreign exchange students in high school at the first home game of the year. And this reminds me so much of that.
 
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