💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Mexican restaurant rant, Lucas going on about Socialism, Bill Maher and creating stronger zygotes, blaming Isaac for being stingy in sharing information, “setting the record straight”
 
So Lucas confirmed he got rolled in the hotel that night he was flashing the biden bux and had his phone stolen on the first video.

Not a huge surprise but nice to hear him confirm it.
 
The stupid huge thing is uploading.

It'll be here once it's uploaded & youtube finishes chewing on it to get it processed.

Think he'd get mad if I told him he should cashapp me half his earnings (yeah, yeah, half of zero is still zero) for all the editing and archiving? I mean he did drop his email address and all... 😂

 
He says he got his phone stolen at a party after he got his stimulus. He has always been able to get a new phone as soon as he got his check. This time it took him 3 months to replace it. Something is fishy.

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14 videos so far today.
 
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No. 15 - He's got electrical sperm.
Lucas -- all the Gen Z girls in Spokane can detect and stay away from the pathogen named Lucas Werner. By the way, the more you try to make yourself look intelligent (lay scientist) the more you show everyone you are nothing but a moron.

 
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This is total insanity. Now his sperm is electrical? And what he's saying, not that I need to disprove it, but: a feeling of well-being is not necessarily tied into bodily health. If someone takes a painkiller, it can bring about a feeling of well-being, regardless of the lack of health in their body at any particular moment. Also, antibodies have no connection with feelings of well being, antibodies are present when the body is fighting off a particular illness, they're not connected to sperm and telomeres. Even for lucas, this is a stretch. Even for Lucas this is crazy.

And jules and wattage too? In specific ratios? Where is he getting these numbers from? Three times more, 300% more, 350% more, he just pulled this all straight out of his big fat stupid ass.
 
mothman96 dijo:
No. 15 - He's got electrical sperm.
Lucas -- all the Gen Z girls in Spokane can detect the pathogen by the name of Lucas Werner. By the way, the more you try to make yourself look intelligent (lay scientist) the more you show everyone you are nothing but a moron.

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Is this going to be his new "science I just made up for the PhD I'll never get because I made that field up too" thing?

I sure hope so, because it's something even a 10 year old would hear and laugh at.

Anyway I think next time I'll dial back the quality settings on the video because it's only at 20%; I've snagged the newest stuff Lucas just d ropped this evening but it's past midnight and I should get some sleep.
 
Between the breakneck posting, the new pseudoscientific babble, standing on the street yelling at god, and electric sperm, I have a I say: I’m enjoying the newest season of “pedophilic bum who will die alone and unloved.”
 
Fresh from the nut house, manic as fuck and crazy as ever... how's that Abilify working for ya, Lucas?
 
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Holy shit our boy is back at it hard! I love that he’s gotta release a sudden flood of videos to make up for the drought. As if insane YouTube videos just bubble up inside his mind constantly. Haven’t gotten a chance to watch most of these yet but even just the titles are classic. Electrical sperm! He’s really leaning into the pseudoscience too, he’ll just see a term like van der waal forces and without even trying to understand what it means try to use it to say teenagers must fuck old hobos. As if just saying a science word makes you sound smart and nobody will ever google the actual meaning. What an absolute child
 
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So now he's relating the Van der Waal forces, to antibodies, to jules, to the super marginal gyrus, to chakras within the body.

It's just a salad of jargon terms tossed together.
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The best part is chakras are literal religion based pseudoscience

Also yikes at the look he got when he said 'the tactility of baby dna' that sounds like something a pedo would say in itself. doing these rants in restaurants isn't a good idea, if the wrong person overheard his ranting it could easily lead to an incident. nobody wants a pedo sitting around screeching in the restaurant where they are trying to eat with their kids
 
A local bumcel films himself ranting underneath a bridge at 1:30am. Outside of his notice, the moon calmly sails westward over the Spokane Valley, and coyotes howl under the unchanging stars.

This ghoul lurking beneath a bridge is like something out of a scary movie; Lucas truly deserves the title of "Horrorcow". The effect feels like that of a hobo spider tucked away in some decrepit pile of concrete, looming in a shadowy hole as it waits for prey to blunder onto its thick, slimy web.

"If you don't hook me up, you're gonna burn in hell for this."

EDIT: "A vagina to eat and fuck on"
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See You In Hell For Your Greed, Christians

You have tons of homegirls. I need a homegirl. I need you to stop being greedy if you want me to consider you a friend.
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Well, Sorry, I Need Sex

I need the love of a good woman, some babies and a vagina to eat and fuck on.
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You Little God Damn Hoes

More that one homegirl is absurd. Stop going for the dudes with more money than me and greed when we're for #AOC
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Did I never share this one? I think I just found it.
 
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