Wonder if he's going bring up the catfish incident.
💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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Come on now, he lost HALF his previous weight!
.....of course he did that by converting his existing weight to kilograms but STOP BEING A FLATBILL REPUBLICAN BIGOT!
denysdemontfort
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Good old Lucas, screaming the n word in public. I guess the reality that you can't depend on continued kindness from strangers when you're a piece of shit finally set in.
I bet if he was polite and had asked the bus driver they would've let him ride for free. I've had to do that in the past after my wallet was stolen to be able to get to the bank. Then again I'm not a 300lb grimy hotheaded trashsquatch like our pal Luke.
I bet if he was polite and had asked the bus driver they would've let him ride for free. I've had to do that in the past after my wallet was stolen to be able to get to the bank. Then again I'm not a 300lb grimy hotheaded trashsquatch like our pal Luke.
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Now that Lucas has moved back to YouTube for his primary means of delivering his message and he’s also in the middle of a rage spiral, a trifecta of uploads of Weekly Wern, a Walter Fate video, and another klickitat contribution would push him to the brink
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- 6 de Dic, 2020
I wonder, has he ever been beaten up for doing that?
Fatal Walter
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- 23 de Oct, 2019
I really do need to make a video. I just wanted to let the dust settle first.
WonderWino
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- 17 de Dic, 2019
....The best part of him tearing into lucas is the fact that lucas bragged about getting sent an extra large soda yesterday, despite being an obese diabetic who uses 'I drank too much soda and can't handle caffeine' as an excuse for his violent throwing the glass at the wall incident
If he has such a hard time with caffeine he shouldn't be drinking that at all, let alone ordering an extra large one
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We’ve seen him with a black eye and I believe that his claims of being assaulted with a baseball bat is (very) loosely based in truth.
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- 27 de Abr, 2020
I saw Pukas say on IG that he was thinking of doing Cameo... guess who else is on Cameo? Wouldn't it be hilarious if Chris Hansen ended up doing ANOTHER video for Pukas? Maybe mention him flying down to LA to hook up with a 16-year-old girl?
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WonderWino
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Lucas would go batshit for days if chris hansen did another video about him and brought up the trip to california to meet a teen at a hotel. He's already real touchy about that guy and I suspect paranoid as fuck about being called out by him again. After all, chris hansen telling you to stop crossing state lines to meet little girls at hotels makes it real hard to claim you're not a creepy pedo and doesn't look good to any woman he is interested in
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I would prefer spending $50 on a video from Chris Hansen than sending money, food, or anything else to him.
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Lucas's latest IG video in which he states that he will literally die if someone doesn't get him an Uber immediately exemplifies the pampering he's received. This fat fuck has spent plenty of Spokane winters in and out of shelters and sleeping under bridges; why, all of the sudden, does a 3 mile walk mean certain death? Lucas is no stranger to delusions of grandeur: one of his favorite lines from the 2016-2017 era was "I have over 10,000 friends on facebook!!!" and he thought he figured out time travel because he rearranged a grade-school level physics equation. Now he thinks he's important enough to be ferried all over town given his celebrity status. He's gotten used to the royal treatment these last few days and once his enablers lose interest, he's gonna be in for a rude and hilarious awakening. It'll be back to the usual grimy hobo living without any wealthier tards around to dangle wagyu in front of his fat face in exchange for his thoughts, and he is sure as shit not going to be pleased. Don't get too comfy, Lucas.
Also, why did he start sharing the type of shit that I only see posted by girls I went to school with who later ended up in jail? It's a bizarre look for a 41 year old man.
Also, why did he start sharing the type of shit that I only see posted by girls I went to school with who later ended up in jail? It's a bizarre look for a 41 year old man.
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"Trumpanzees and fellow Berniebros all seem to think that I'm a fat hobo pedofreak. This is Horseshoe Theory in practice!"
"Back the fuck off Gen-Z!"
Like its Gen-Z who has been stalking the streets of Spokane looking for a Lucas Werner to fuck.
Like its Gen-Z who spends every waking moment thinking about Lucas Werner.
Like its Gen-Z who modelled their entire identity off trying to seduce Lucas Werner.
denysdemontfort
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Lucas hasn't deleted the bad comments or updated in a few hours. Did he indeed predict his death? Did he get arrested for screaming racial slurs in the streets? Did he drop his phone in the snow? Or is he busy begging a housing advocate to understand that he's a celebrity now and needs a comfortable space to scream at his cell phone for hours?
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- 31 de Mayo, 2018
That video was the usual mix of cringe, annoyance, and helpless laughter for me, but I especially enjoyed the line: "Can I get a HELL YEAH?"
No. No, Lucas, you cannot. Because no one is actually on your side, and any sane human being unironically following your lead is yet another thing that isn't in the cards. Hope this helps.
No. No, Lucas, you cannot. Because no one is actually on your side, and any sane human being unironically following your lead is yet another thing that isn't in the cards. Hope this helps.
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Ohhhhhhhhh Lucas is BIG, BIG mad!
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Update: he survived his 3 mile death march and is back to begging.
Edit: he posted similar comments on his second most recent IG video. I guess we can deduce that he's found somewhere to stay for the night, probably a shelter. I assume he'd be begging for accommodations as well as food if he thought he was going to be sleeping on the street.
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So is he gonna do the geek zone from the transit station? Looking forward to the culinary catfish questions