I'm sure we already dealt with this, but something occurred to me: when Lucas was talking to Goldie while he got busted by the cops for trespassing in the park, one of the cops asked him what happened to his knee, and he said he slipped and fell down.
No mention of the Fat Albert and Buddy beat down with baseball bats.
Why didn't he tell the cops about this? I mean, obviously, aside from it all being made-up bullshit.
This is a question that needs to be put to him, not that he's likely to be responsive...but just to watch him squirm.